r/WallStreetbetsELITE 22d ago

MEME So tired of winning

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u/sir-cum-a-load 22d ago

Wallstreet bets: buy the dip

Trump: Be the dip

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u/Serialstorm 22d ago

Buy infinity stocks when the value is zero. Then when they rise to $0.01 you're infinitely wealthy.

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u/Kapli7 22d ago

He said everyones gonna have so much money! So thats what he meant! Everybody buys infinite 0$ stock, and when it gets 0,01, everybody will have morbilion dollars. What a business genius, a true man of people. Thank you Donald Trump!

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia 22d ago

IS IT MORBILLION TIME YET

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u/TheCreamiestYeet 22d ago

I fucking hate you. Well played.

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u/leontheloathed 22d ago

Sure, but what about second Morbillion oh orange one?

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u/Bellbivdavoe 22d ago

Invest your money in can foods and shotguns cause when the revolution starts, you will not be spared

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u/onefry 21d ago

The revolution is USA once again breaking away from the overbearing warmongers of the UK and friends.

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u/GitLegit 18d ago

Calling the UK a warmonger in comparison to the US is rich.

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u/onefry 18d ago

Not when the UK uses us as a proxy. That's why there's a private Central Bank in every country now.

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u/Geistalker 19d ago

my first thought 🤣

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u/no_place_like_gnome 22d ago

It’s all computer!

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u/DonBADoobin 20d ago

I LOVE TESLER

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u/OkCaterpillar822 21d ago

Everything's computer du Hurensohn

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u/FallAlternative8615 21d ago

Fastest golf cart I ever Sat in

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u/PaulMakesThings1 22d ago

“ Folks, let me tell you about hyperinflation—it’s fantastic, really, just tremendous. You know, people are saying, “Oh no, hyperinflation is bad,” but they’re wrong, totally wrong. I’ve looked at it, and let me tell you, it’s beautiful. Everyone’s got money, insane amounts of money—billions, trillions, who’s even counting anymore? You walk into a store, and guess what? You can buy anything, anything! A loaf of bread? That’ll be a million dollars. A cup of coffee? Ten million. It’s genius, really. People feel rich, they feel powerful, and they’re spending like never before. The economy’s moving, folks, it’s moving fast. Sure, some so-called “experts” are crying about it, but they’re just jealous because they didn’t think of it first. Hyperinflation? It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to money. Believe me.”

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u/Rynowash 19d ago

🤣. I can picture a state of the union with this said!

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u/Dear_Professional194 18d ago

Deym... Everybody gonna be a millionaire! 🤣😂

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u/Azshadow6 22d ago

People don’t understand Trump was never going to come in, print endless money and engage in wars to artificially prop up the market.

He’s bringing wealth back into America and eliminating taxes while tackling inflation. Only then can we see real sustainable growth.

You’ll all see very soon.

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u/iamwhiskerbiscuit 22d ago

He's only giving tax breaks to people making over $400k and raising everyone else's taxes while taking back every government subsidy and social program he can get his tiny orange hands on. All so he can give his filthy rich pedo pals some more tax breaks.

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u/Efficient-Job-5433 21d ago

I really hope you don't believe that, cuz if you do, you are a complete moron and haven't been paying attention at all. Msnbc doesn't count.

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u/CreativeAssistance69 20d ago

You will lose this battle, but thanks for your input. It takes both sides to have a debate.

Good luck on the info war.

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u/Thspiral 21d ago

Is this /s? If not then you really drank that koolaid bro.

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u/chromatones 19d ago

Sounds like Jesus died at the cross for that I guess

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u/marius8617 18d ago

You forgot the /s my good man

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u/Youngnathan2011 21d ago

Funny you actually believe that.

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u/DemonSaya 20d ago

He very clearly has no intention of doing this. I'm sorry you think so. I realize cognitive dissonance is a bitter pill, but he wants to be a king. He's aggravating our allies and flirting with dictatorships and technocrats.

He had a chance to create "real sustainable growth" in his first four years, and he tanked the economy then, too. Now he is undermining things which uplift the most vulnerable of society.

But I guess you're okay with those services being gutted. Until you need them.

Sincerely, an army daughter, former soldier, army wife, and current veteran, married to an 80% disabled vet

Love watching people like you laud someone who is trying to strip away the rights we served to protect.

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u/Dobodus 21d ago

Like a reset?

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u/South_Conference_768 22d ago

He said “we’re” going to have so much money. Not you, not us.

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u/skeetinonwallst 22d ago

How? By buying the dip or shorting the market?

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u/lolas_coffee 22d ago

Is this at all like free real estate?

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u/Albin4president2028 22d ago

Thats big brain right there

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u/onarainyafternoon 22d ago

How has no one thought of this before?

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u/Normal_Ad_2337 22d ago

Found Do Kwon's reddit account.

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u/Appropriate_Ant_4629 22d ago edited 22d ago

Buy infinity stocks when the value is zero. Then when they rise to $0.01 you're infinitely wealthy.

That's what Edward Lampert did to Sears while he was CEO!

https://www.businessinsider.com/sears-bankruptcy-how-eddie-lampert-gains-when-sears-loses-2018-10

Eddie Lampert steered Sears into bankruptcy, but he's found ways to gain if it sinks

He structured loans to Sears backed by valuable assets (land, brands) that were worth more to him if Sears collapsed than if it succeeded.

He essentially got all their assets when he drove the stock to $0.

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u/Less_Veterinarian_60 22d ago

So this is what winning feels like

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u/Flaming-Driptray 22d ago

It’s basically the same as losing, you just do it the fastest.

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u/TheBTSMaclvor 21d ago

With thunderous applause

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u/FoamyPamplemousse 22d ago

"Is that you or the dip talking, Mr. Trump?"

"Elon.. I am the dip."

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u/guroo202569 22d ago

Mr Trump! what the hell happened to our caaaar.

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u/PushAble2463 21d ago

Gotta get used to greasy old blue jay burgers for the next couple of years

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u/let-it-rain-sunshine 22d ago

this dip keeps dipping. The big dipper, "great" grifter.

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u/Febris 22d ago

They even made a constellation in his honor. You already know the two smallest, but nobody ever talks about the Greatest Dipper. Sounds like woke propaganda to me!

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u/Old-pond-3982 22d ago

And today, it's all going up. Everything. And notice the charts for the indexes look identical...

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u/prodigal_john4395 21d ago

He needs to declare victory and back peddle like a bastard. Otherwise, other than short oversold rally's, this continues down. People voted trump because they wanted to be entertained watching Black, brown and trans people being beat down. They did not expect it to impact them. The farmers can eat cow pies for all I care, Red states can fund their own schools, have no healthcare, and totally foot the bill for all natural disasters too.

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u/SimplifyAndAddCoffee 22d ago

Disaster Capitalism: manufacture crises to destroy value of assets so that you can buy them all up for pennies on the dollar. Foreclosed homes, failing businesses, etc... the capitalists swoop in and buy it all up, then they roll back the crises they created "just kidding! I'm not really going to invade greenland, you guys are so gullible..." and the value of the assets goes back up increasing their wealth and holdings and leverage for creating the next crisis.

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u/riza_dervisoglu 22d ago

As an EU citizen I do not trust USA anymore. There will be a come back but never as high as it was before.

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u/Controllerhead1 22d ago

As a USA citizen I do not trust USA anymore =(

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u/Impossible_Agent333 21d ago

It's been going down the drain for a while, but with this new administration, it's sinking faster than the titanic. While a large portion of our country completely denys that it's actually happening.

I'm currently boycotting so much. People keep saying, "It's not doing having any effect," but it is doing something. They aren't advertising about how the boycotts are tanking sales. That's terrible for their businesses, which are already in hot water. KEEP BOYCOTTING!

I support countries that want to fight the corruption in the USA. Trump is gambling with ww3 while playing the victim 🙄. You can't make threats about claiming other COUNTRIES without basically declaring war. Can't manipulate me, I have tramua. I know the damn signs ✌️

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u/Nervous-Ad-1229 21d ago

I trust the USA it's just the dipshits running things, and a lot of the corruption that needs to go.

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u/DexxxyHD 21d ago

Shouldn’t have trusted them LONG before this..

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u/SimplifyAndAddCoffee 22d ago

USA could never be trusted.

Some of its people can be, on an individual level... but never the country as a whole.

As Winston Churchill Famously Probably Didn't Say... Americans can always be trusted to do the right thing after exhausting all other alternatives.

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u/DexxxyHD 21d ago

At least someone understands. Short the dip and enjoy the recession with that money. You’ll be a lot happier when the markets start correcting over the next couple of years

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u/digitalr3lapse 19d ago

This. Obvious market manipulation, at some point he and his billionaire friends will buy up everything, he will change his mind and brag about the stock market going up... And his cult will believe him.

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u/Ambustion 18d ago

I think what they are failing to realize is they will have a country full of people with nothing to lose but ammunition

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u/CorporateCuster 22d ago

Also wallstreetbets. Dip isn’t finished yet lol. How low can you go.

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u/cellardoorstuck 22d ago

RemindMe! -3 weeks

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u/OnlyTalksAboutTacos 22d ago

have we been calling Krasnov "President Dipshit" because it fits

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u/alluptheass 22d ago

…shit.

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u/That_Xenomorph_Guy 22d ago

What if he's just creating the dip on purpose... lol

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u/Andjo80 18d ago

I have been thinking that too. Every time he sells, he talks about tariffs so he can buy the dip

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u/SuperTrashyComment 22d ago

Dip made of Cheeto dust scraped off from Trump's flakey skin.

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u/LP14255 20d ago

He is the PRESIDENT! Please be respectful when you speak of CheetoJesus.

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u/Just_Candle_315 22d ago

I work in personal wealth and my clients (net worth $1M+) are getting fired in droves. With their lifestyle they're going to eat through retirement and savings....

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u/TymeSefariInc 22d ago

I put my hands upon your hips, when I dip, you dip, we dip.

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u/Sudden_Relation2356 22d ago

Traders short the market....Lefties just wine

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u/K-tel 22d ago

But you can't buy the dip when it's the size of the Challenger Deep in the Mariana Trench, you feel me?

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u/CheWhEeEeEe 22d ago

Feels like dodgeball, right? Instead of 'be the ball, throw yourself.' It's 'be the dip, buy yourself.'

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u/Decent-Order7358 22d ago

10% correction after back to back great years. Seriously? Why is everyone freaking out? You want stocks to drop even more so you can add. Check back in 4or 5 years, you’ll be pissed you never bought.

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u/digitalr3lapse 19d ago

Because it's not just a random correction, it's directly related to the things Trump is saying/doing. I'm sure it will go up at some point, after the billionaires have bought as low as he is going to manipulate it to then change his mind about all the craziness, watch the markets go up and say "look what I did". And his followers will cheer for their dear leader.

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u/token40k 18d ago

Most Americans: I’m tired boss, and got no disposable income to buy them dips

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u/ImaginationToForm2 22d ago

I won't buy that dip sh.....

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u/Playtek 22d ago

turns self into guacamole

Like this?

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u/HerculesIsMyDad 22d ago

Everything's computer!

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u/Significant_Bunch322 22d ago

But keeps on dipping

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u/AndroidNextdoor 22d ago

It's his plan to lower interest rates.

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u/Clear-Chemistry2722 22d ago

If you know where the massive dip is... cant lose..

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u/The-Dumb-Questions 22d ago

Well, the new norman is "sell the rip"

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u/RandomHouseInsurance 21d ago

That’s the goal. In a recession only the wealthy have buying power, and everything is at discount price

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u/bilateralunsymetry 21d ago

This reminds me of the Garfield comic where Jon goes "let's take a dip in the ocean!" and Garfield says "I'll take Odie, who will you take?"

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u/HIASHELL247 18d ago

Short the dip?