r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/2ndSifter • 16d ago

MEME April 2nd, here we come

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u/amusingvillain 16d ago

I took a mental health break from the news, aside from EU news.

What's gonna happen on April 2nd again?

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u/punktualPorcupine 16d ago edited 13d ago

April 2nd is when Trumps tariffs kick in.

Trump: a tariff on all your houses!

World: We’re going to just tariff your shit dawg.

Trump: ohh yeah you can’t tariff my tariffs, I tariff you to infinity and beyond!

World: infinity plus one.

Trump: PLUS INFINITY!

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u/specialsymbol 16d ago

Ha! I'm going to land on the sun AT NIGHT!

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u/YaBoii____ 16d ago

so puts right?

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u/prodigal_john4395 13d ago

Republicans need tariffs to partially offset more tax cuts for their wealthy donors. They are just having consumers pay for them up front, rather than just adding them to the dificits as they did in the past. If trump does not declare victory and fold like a cheap suit on tariffs, yes, puts will be the way. We have to make a higher low on the SPY though, 573 would be great, but for mm's to suck in more retail, gotta get some FOMO going...Tesla will revisit $100 this year. Even "Big Balls" will not be able to cook the books to make it look profitable.

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u/lunaeo 15d ago

Infinitioevefe!

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u/Ok_Taro_1820 16d ago

More tarrifs, probably

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u/amusingvillain 16d ago

Jesus fuxking christ. I shouldn't have asked🤣 Imagine waking up from a 7 year coma now

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u/punktualPorcupine 16d ago

I’d like do go back into the dark place please.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

The womb?

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u/Ionic_Pancakes 16d ago

"I wish to be unborn."

"You want to die?"

"No, no - that won't be enough."

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u/BigDaddyCosta 16d ago

Global.

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u/BigDaddyCosta 16d ago

Then he’s going to try and find someone else to tariff. After the whole world that is.

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u/Difficult-Option348 15d ago

Colonize Mars, then tariff the shit out of them.

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u/Defti159 15d ago

Don't give them ideas!

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u/BullishBear2020 16d ago

This is actually exactly what's happening.

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u/flatis666 16d ago

Supposedly, global tariffs.

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u/Swaayyzee 16d ago

According to Trump, the liberation of America.

According to people who have been negotiating with Trump, he’s going to enact global tariffs.

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u/awildchuba 16d ago

How fucked is the US economy? :/

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u/HelloImTheAntiChrist 15d ago

Absolutely and totally fucked. Fucked 6 ways to Sunday.

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u/amusingvillain 15d ago

"Absolute" is very vague, i need a number on this. On a scale of 1-10, where 10 implies "ultimately and utterly fucked to oblivion", how fucked is the US economy again?

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u/lunaeo 15d ago

You need a 🍌 for scale.

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u/GunsouBono 16d ago

Detailed list of tariffs for each country... Probably worldwide. Up until now, it's been knee jerk reactions I guess based on Trump's mood. April 2 is supposedly firm numbers based on some sort of economic review.

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u/amusingvillain 16d ago

I've been diligent in organising my feeds. I like reading stuff related to my hobbies like movies and photography😆 Also like I said, I still read EU news

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u/SirStatic 16d ago

I’ve tried so hard to get trump off my feeds but a couple of days later it’s all back again. Its like trying to lose weight.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/amusingvillain 16d ago

You'll find a way! ☺️

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u/nrbob 15d ago

Tariffs on the entire world, supposedly.

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u/modthefame 15d ago

The absolute stunning hubris of all this is going to go down in history as a whole new kind of shitfest. The carnage Trump and Putin have successfully launched at the American people will change everyone on earth's perspective of governance and will influence all new nightmares.

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u/jasoncyke 15d ago

Tariffs on you, tariffs on him, tariffs on her, tariffs on everyone!

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u/amusingvillain 15d ago

Ah yes.. bring the trillions of dollars we don't know what to do with it

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u/Secondchance002 15d ago

“Liberation day” according to the President.

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u/holdenmiller2 15d ago

Wow great investor here