r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/2ndSifter • 16d ago

MEME April 2nd, here we come

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u/amusingvillain 16d ago

I took a mental health break from the news, aside from EU news.

What's gonna happen on April 2nd again?

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u/Ok_Taro_1820 16d ago

More tarrifs, probably

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u/amusingvillain 16d ago

Jesus fuxking christ. I shouldn't have asked🤣 Imagine waking up from a 7 year coma now

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u/punktualPorcupine 16d ago

I’d like do go back into the dark place please.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

The womb?

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u/Ionic_Pancakes 16d ago

"I wish to be unborn."

"You want to die?"

"No, no - that won't be enough."

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u/BigDaddyCosta 16d ago

Global.

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u/BigDaddyCosta 16d ago

Then he’s going to try and find someone else to tariff. After the whole world that is.

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u/Difficult-Option348 15d ago

Colonize Mars, then tariff the shit out of them.

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u/Defti159 15d ago

Don't give them ideas!

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u/BullishBear2020 16d ago

This is actually exactly what's happening.