r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/GenericAptName • 8d ago

MEME Didn't see this coming

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u/the_sauviette_onion 8d ago

Don’t worry about eggs bro, just buy a Tessler.

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u/cap1891_2809 8d ago

Everything's computer

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u/solidsnakeskin3000 8d ago

With different panels than before

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u/SinisterCheese 8d ago edited 8d ago

Which might or might not be glued on with propetiary high tech super glue which is strongest in the world Elmer's.

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 8d ago

I immediately jumped to the scene from Matilda where Danny Devito is gluing bumpers on used cars!

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u/samuelazers 8d ago

no way!

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u/GR1212 5d ago

They have one which is $35,000, which is pretty low…

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u/ricardoconqueso 8d ago

I shit you not, if Biden said “I love Teslur! Everything’s computer!”, media would demand he get committed to a nursing home. Just another day for Trump

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u/TheFBIClonesPeople 8d ago

We saw that happen in real time when Rogan was roasting Biden for thinking there were airports during the revolutionary war. Then he found out Trump was the one who said that and he was like "Oh so he misspoke, okay."

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u/soccerguys14 7d ago

Yea that was crazy. People will fanboy Trump no matter what he says or does

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u/Audio_Track_01 7d ago

Gettysburg. WOW.

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u/thisdckaintFREEEE 7d ago

Holy shit what? I never saw that quote lmao

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u/Virtual_Psunshine 7d ago edited 7d ago

"The Continental Army suffered the bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware, and seized victory from Cornwallis of Yorktown.

Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts. It took over the airports. It did everything it had to do. And at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, it had nothing but victory. And when dawn came, their Star Spangled Banner waved defiant."

-Donald Trump

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u/DrNopeMD 7d ago

No wonder Biden bombed his debate with Trump, I felt like I had a stroke just reading that. I can't imagine what direct exposure would do to my brain.

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u/Virtual_Psunshine 7d ago

This is a Trump quote

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u/DrNopeMD 7d ago

I know, that's what I'm saying.

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u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST 5d ago

It’s such a ridiculous quote. Like it doesn’t even seem real. Something about the ramming of the ramparts always gets me though

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u/RealNiceKnife 7d ago

Here's a video of him saying it on his show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ8lw5zB1gs

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u/mackfactor 8d ago

And that's because Republicans know how to stay on message and run it into the ground. Exactly what Dems need to do now with the Houthi bombing leak, but almost certainly will not when they get distracted by some other shiny object.

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u/ricardoconqueso 8d ago

It’s like Bannon said: muzzle velocity. Firehouse of bullshit. We’ve been talking about this Signal scandal and haven’t said much about literal legal people in the country being effectively Shanghai’d by cops in unmarked vans. People just being disappeared for protesting.

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u/Mysterious_Ad7461 7d ago

Part of the problem here is that most messaging is always going to be carried to the public by the media, and the media likes Trump and wants him and republicans to win

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u/Global-Chart-3925 8d ago

Everything’s computer.

Everything is cool when you’re part of a team.

Everything’s computer.

When we’re living our dream

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 8d ago

Nice Lego ref

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u/-Unnamed- 8d ago

Sick references bro. This guy always brings the sickest references

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u/Nahmum 8d ago

They're eating the dogs!

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u/Whompa02 8d ago

Genuinely surprised that comment didn’t affect votes at all.

Just pure insanity

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u/Nahmum 7d ago

It's been long proven now that he can say and do anything he likes. The conservative media has the largest reach in the country and will prevent voters from ever understanding what is actually going on.

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u/CreativeName1137 7d ago

What was the quote again? "I could walk out into the street and murder someone, and I wouldn't lose any votes"?

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u/Whompa02 7d ago

Yeah something about shooting someone on 5th avenue and he won’t lose any votes over it.

More clown shit.

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u/stelvy40 6d ago

They're eating...the Pets

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u/psychorobotics 8d ago

He was interviewed about the group chat leak and he said the journalist ended up on "the call" and that "it was a bad signal". He has no idea what's going on.

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u/T8ert0t 8d ago

Barron understand Teh Cyb0r. He'll get us through this.

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u/ready_steady007 8d ago

No. EVERYTHING'S COMPUTER!!!

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u/jaques_sauvignon 8d ago

EVERYthing is computer?! Holy hell, I didn't realize. In that case, I'll trade in my Toyota for a Telsa and buy 100 shares of TSLA! Everything's computer!"

"Telsa: Everything's Computer! (tm)"

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u/iHOPEthatsChocolate3 8d ago

You wouldn't download a stock?

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u/hippofire 8d ago

Can I mine doge on a Tesla?

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u/CappinPeanut 8d ago

I keep seeing people say this, what is this from?

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u/JetSetJAK 7d ago

Help computer

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u/IncreaseOk8433 7d ago

Just the way it's worded makes it that much more funny;)

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u/whythoyaho 7d ago

Stop all the downloading!

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u/Xenomerph 6d ago

I say this every day

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u/exoticstructures 4d ago

That line shoulda been delivered by bob odenkirk not a President lol

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u/FleshlightModel 7d ago

Head on down to the DC tessler automall, located at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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u/diadlep 8d ago

Someone needs to trademark that brand

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u/Homers_Harp 8d ago

Ausfall Heil!

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u/jmfranklin515 8d ago

i luv tesslurrrrr

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Eggs? Tf are those, and can I get puts?

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u/B0lill0s 8d ago

I love TEEEEEZZZZZZLLLLLEEEER 🥰

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u/80-HD_ 8d ago

Very cool Elon

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u/usersleepyjerry 8d ago

I’ve heard they plan to give away a chicken with every purchase. Praise be!

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u/Overall-Mud9906 8d ago

Crazy how the president and secretary of commerce advertised Tesla. Pretty sure that’s illegal.

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u/TeaBagHunter 7d ago

Pretty sure a coup is illegal as well

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u/Overall-Mud9906 7d ago

Scary times right now.

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u/new_accnt1234 7d ago

We big, we named the gulf, monkeys strong together, europe will give eggs after we tariff all trade from it, including eggs

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u/Own-Lake7931 7d ago

I forgot until now that the little guy in the subs pictures is supposed to be Biden

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u/charliedarwingsd 7d ago

I love Tessler!

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u/Blacknumbah1 7d ago

TESSSSLER I LOVE TESSSLER…. and for good measure OOOOBOMBNAH!

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u/runthepoint1 7d ago

Every time o hear Tessler I think of Sizzlers

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u/GrantTotal 5d ago

Yeah. Why buy eggs when you can help Elon feel loved.