Look, nobody’s talking about it, but these penguins — these penguins are taking advantage of us like you wouldn’t believe. Tremendous advantage. They’re down there in Antarctica, okay, sitting on all that ice — beautiful ice, the best ice — and they’re laughing at us. They’re laughing! These penguins, they don’t pay anything for defense. We protect their ice, their fish, everything, and what do we get? Nothing. Zero. And they waddle around in their little tuxedos, very fancy, very elite, looking down on everybody. Believe me, I know more about penguins than anybody. People are saying these penguins are stealing our fish. Millions and billions of fish. It’s a disaster what they’re doing to our oceans, absolute disaster. And the fake news won’t cover it, won’t cover the penguin problem. It’s sad, very sad. We need to be tough on penguins, very tough, or they’ll keep taking advantage. Not good!
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u/Dokibatt 3d ago
Look, nobody’s talking about it, but these penguins — these penguins are taking advantage of us like you wouldn’t believe. Tremendous advantage. They’re down there in Antarctica, okay, sitting on all that ice — beautiful ice, the best ice — and they’re laughing at us. They’re laughing! These penguins, they don’t pay anything for defense. We protect their ice, their fish, everything, and what do we get? Nothing. Zero. And they waddle around in their little tuxedos, very fancy, very elite, looking down on everybody. Believe me, I know more about penguins than anybody. People are saying these penguins are stealing our fish. Millions and billions of fish. It’s a disaster what they’re doing to our oceans, absolute disaster. And the fake news won’t cover it, won’t cover the penguin problem. It’s sad, very sad. We need to be tough on penguins, very tough, or they’ll keep taking advantage. Not good!