r/Weird • u/RaccoonGangg • 2d ago

Keep finding my bedsheets stained with green little dots

Post image

i’ve been trying to find the answer for this for years. 1. I’m the only person who sleeps in this bed 2. I don’t eat or drink anything in my bedroom 3. I don’t have hair that is dyed or dyed green

I’ve also had these same exact splotches show up blue before too

19.4k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

2.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

424

u/RaccoonGangg 2d ago

I’m a vulcan

149

u/Ronjanitan 2d ago

Based on OPs username we are not considering the possibility that OP is a raccoon and this is due to raccoon related issues

24

u/VerankeAllAlong 2d ago

Not just one raccoon, but a gangg of raccoons

3

u/markell4u 2d ago

Classic, three babies in a trench coat!