r/Weird 21h ago

Any updates on this?

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u/rb393 21h ago

Oh my gosh, that first picture is so earie.

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u/Organic_Ad_2520 20h ago

Second picture is worse...plus first=nightmare. Get big dogs & guns.

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u/72Rancheast 20h ago

It’s a pun.

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u/sick_of-it-all 20h ago

Probably lives in Earie Pennsylvania, up by Lake Earie.

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u/72Rancheast 20h ago

Never heard of it.

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u/_1138_ 20h ago

Dude. Solid.

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u/brad_at_work 20h ago

Really left an imprint on me

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u/Pammi12345 19h ago

I saw that same guy cruising down the Erie Canal

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u/_1138_ 19h ago

You're just showing off now

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u/sometimelater0212 20h ago

Get it..? EARie? lol

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u/dadville1 20h ago

EARRRRR-IE!!!

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u/Turakamu 15h ago

Just givin' you a little listen!

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u/Teachlife10 16h ago

This is why I Reddit.

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u/Secret_Priority_9353 21h ago

itch the anus, tell us pls!!!

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u/Papa_Edge 21h ago

Homeboy went silent on Reddit like a month ago, been waiting for an update

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u/Secret_Priority_9353 20h ago

they're busy itching the anus, cant blame em

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u/kiwi_love777 20h ago

Have they been active since?

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u/kiwi_love777 20h ago

Just checked they were last active 24 days ago

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u/Mean-Research4388 15h ago

I think we know what happened

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u/kiwi_love777 20h ago

I was just thinking about this guy today actually

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u/Sjon-Williams 20h ago

Same xD

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u/Philamilapeed 17h ago

We should go listen in at his window for updates

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u/kiwi_love777 20h ago

Great minds….

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u/roseyrune 20h ago

For anyone who wants to see the original 2 posts, here is the guys profile so you can read them & all of his comments for additional info. He hasn’t updated since then.

https://www.reddit.com/u/itch-the-anus/s/ZQdqhoXwrq

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u/Papa_Edge 20h ago

Thanks, forgot to link

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u/casris 21h ago

Ngl with the lack of smear in the shape of an earring hoop and the pattern of the hairline and the colour of the smear being like a thick foundation I genuinely believe this was some drunk white woman who slammed into their door while on a drunk white woman mission

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u/rockrolla 20h ago

As a drunk white woman, I concur

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u/iwatchyoupee 18h ago

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u/whiskeyfurbreakfast 15h ago

The creep factor of username + response makes this comment a 10/10. Thanks for making me laugh today

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u/Prior_Angle 21h ago

I tend to find those the most interesting kind

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u/Aviolentpromise 20h ago

They'll tell you the most traumatic shit and then give you the best, most personal compliment you ever received

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u/beard_lover 20h ago

Trauma dumping, oddly-specific compliments, and being myopic are all hallmarks of white female millennial drunkenness. It’s an outgrowth of our binge-drinking years, I’m sure of it, but haven’t put the pieces together yet.

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u/casris 19h ago

Im being described by this and I don’t like it

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u/PM_me_dimples_now 20h ago

Holy shit why is this so accurate

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u/Turakamu 15h ago

Is this before or after they tear something up?

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u/insanity_profanity 21h ago

Lmfaooo😭

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u/Short-Ad-9920 17h ago

there shouldn’t be any foundation on the ear though

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u/toolfan2k4 15h ago

My wife says I can't use her foundation on my butt. You say I can't use it on my ear. Where do all these rules come from?

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u/casris 11h ago

Some people do put foundation on their ears, I’ve personally done it once or twice when I wanted to look slightly paler for a goth look and didn’t want it to look inconsistent across my ears

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u/Shell831 18h ago

It looks like a torn gauged ear, prob some gutter punk

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u/Weary_Barber_7927 15h ago

I don’t know anyone who puts foundation on their ears. Seems to be high up on the door too.

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/AlligatorFister 20h ago

What the fuck….. why would you say that.

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u/BahamutLithp 15h ago

Presumably they were inverting "white woman."

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/AlligatorFister 7h ago

This picture of you and most of your other posts would disagree with you. Check yaself.

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u/AlligatorFister 7h ago

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u/Square-Bed2702 7h ago

Lightskin chief

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u/AlligatorFister 7h ago

And you deleted your comment saying “because I’m a black man”.

Bro just admit you said some gross shit, if you’re going to be a racist at least have the balls to own up to it.

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u/Square-Bed2702 7h ago

Idk what’s racist about saying black male stop projecting

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u/AlligatorFister 7h ago

Soooo….you fessing up to getting caught for saying some dumb shit, then back tracking and trying to make it ok by saying you’re black, then deleting the comment after getting caught…now you’re pulling out the “how is the dumb shit I said racist”.

Bro you’re fucking weird.

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u/Square-Bed2702 7h ago

It looks like that style hair and I’m not joking I’m half n half I have black cousin and family members shits in my dna

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u/PrimevialXIII 19h ago

why the downvotes. you werent even racist. or at least it doesn't sound racist to me personally idk.

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u/Square-Bed2702 8h ago

It’s Reddit that’s why

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u/mods_can_smd 17h ago

White because...?

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u/ElaineofAstolat 17h ago

The color of the makeup

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u/Flaky_Midnight7466 20h ago

That 2md pic is the creepiest

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u/FewCelebration5502 19h ago

Omg it really is WTF

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u/Flaky_Midnight7466 21h ago

wtf that’s creepy as HELL

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u/FairyNymphCalypso69 21h ago

Someone was definitely trying listen for any sounds of activity in the home so they could break in.

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/flaysomewench 14h ago

I thought I saw a lot of makeup too but I think it's actually a bush in the background.

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u/Elerlilul 20h ago

This is more fucking terrifying than any horror movie or online series I've seen

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u/FrendinandGuzicki 18h ago

Cameras won’t do shit here except record you being murdered. This calls for a pair of Rottweilers with trust issues

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u/beautifullyabsurd123 19h ago

Farming for karma

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u/account_depleted 15h ago

Friends, Romans, Countrymen!

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u/Bradrik 19h ago

All the spooky stuff on the internet and this actually gets me pretty good. Not ok.

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u/Different_Wear3440 18h ago

Like anything else, it’s either fake or deeply horrifying!

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u/ThreeAlarmBarnFire 18h ago

That first one looks like an early ‘70s prog album cover.

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u/Jconic 14h ago

Call me a skeptic I legit think they were just farming karma or trying to launch a creepypasta not everyone is sincere 💀

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u/phoenixAPB 20h ago

Why don’t they just use a cup like everyone else? 😉

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u/tklishlipa 19h ago

Where do you live? We urgently need to know this because I forsee your property up for sale soon and I don't wanna buy this

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u/mrDuder1729 19h ago

Man I hope u/itch-the-anus is alright!

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u/Sea-Tank1388 16h ago

Don't like that make a police report and get some cameras. Get yourself some mace and maybe a big dog

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u/MasterLeaks101 16h ago

Add a gun to your shopping list and some ammo , 12ga with a flashlight and some buckshots

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u/momofmanydragons 15h ago

I would like to hear an update myself!

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u/Flaky_Midnight7466 21h ago

If you don’t already own some I’d invest in firearms

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u/Accomplished_Blood17 21h ago

And a killdozer

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u/smegmasterpiece 19h ago

Wait, what? Everyone doesn’t have a killdozer?

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u/Okiemax 19h ago

HOAs man

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u/ActualBreadUnit 19h ago

Attack bonus if used on June 4th

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u/FairyNymphCalypso69 21h ago

And security cameras.

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u/Zama202 21h ago

And two dogs.

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u/LaxativesAndNap 20h ago

And an Apache helicopter

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u/FYIgfhjhgfggh 20h ago

Did you understand the context of the picture posted? Did you even bother to read the text? Or did you just decide gun going to fix stuff? You come across as a deranged potentially dangerous idiot.

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u/Flaky_Midnight7466 20h ago

Be chill tf out and me personally if someone is on MY PROPERTY and being creepy asf and I have a 4yo child yea I’m not gonna take it lightly and go the route of peace

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u/FYIgfhjhgfggh 20h ago

You still didn't actually read the post or understand the context of the thread even after reading my comments, and I need to chill out? That's special slow.

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u/Flaky_Midnight7466 20h ago

What are you talking about? The ear jokes?

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u/Turakamu 15h ago

Oh man. Not a great look.

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u/Flaky_Midnight7466 20h ago

Wdym I didn’t read the post? All he said was “seems to have gone silent on Reddit”?

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u/TW_Halsey 19h ago

Illiteracy rates are high 😔🥀

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u/FYIgfhjhgfggh 10h ago

It's not OPs picture is it? They're asking what happened to the dude that posted it weeks ago. So why suggest they should get tooled up? Make sure you read the instructions and understand how to lock your gun safe, especially with a four year old in the house ❤️

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u/Flaky_Midnight7466 9h ago

I know they were asking about the original poster I was that whoever should get that stuff

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u/SirDumbThumbs 17h ago

I'll bet you're the first person to cry like a bitch when shit goes down...

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u/FYIgfhjhgfggh 10h ago edited 10h ago

What shit going down?

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u/RecalcitrantHuman 20h ago

Got called out as fake. Probably deleted his account

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u/LaxativesAndNap 20h ago

Nope, account is still there

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u/TwpMun 20h ago

It's obviously fake, if someone presses their ear against a window it doesn't leave a photo realistic image of the side of their head there, unless they're suggesting someone attached a cut out image to their window which is even more ridiculous

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u/Gingerbread-Cake 19h ago

I have seen ear prints like that on bus windows, where people with poor hygiene leaned their head against the glass

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u/SirDumbThumbs 17h ago

Anyone who's ever had a toddler has seen ear Prints like this

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u/Gingerbread-Cake 6h ago

Oh, good point!

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u/DelilahBijou 18h ago

Not to mention that you can’t even see through the inside of the ear, which should still be visible unless the person supposedly leaving the print painted the inside of their ear black or something.

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u/TwpMun 17h ago

And it's almost perfectly square lol

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u/ChesterNorris 20h ago

It's a birdstrike.

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 19h ago

died from butt pigeons. horrible tragedy

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u/Think_Impression_582 19h ago

nah move out immediately, especially if you have children. Pass on dying

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u/JameyR 17h ago

You live on a playground?? That is spooky...

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u/Chanamoo 16h ago

Damn that's terrifying.

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u/Coach_Curly 14h ago

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u/Chanamoo 14h ago

Thank you for showing me that sub, I guess I'm not sleeping tonight lol.

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u/sohardtopickagoodone 14h ago

This gave me the chills. Nothing gives me the chills

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u/S30Aug1960 14h ago

I don’t think it’s a woman, I think it’s a man-especially with that haircut.

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u/MerlX2 19h ago

That second photo looks so fake, are people actually believing this is real?

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u/bebejeebies 20h ago

... window ear guy.

It's a woman.

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u/nuttnurse 15h ago

Did you know ear prints are similar to finger prints

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u/LaPetiteMortOrale 14h ago

It’s too late for cameras.

Its time to hunt.

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u/jlabsher 21h ago

Reposting a 10 year old pic are we