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u/Secret_Priority_9353 21h ago
itch the anus, tell us pls!!!
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u/Papa_Edge 21h ago
Homeboy went silent on Reddit like a month ago, been waiting for an update
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u/kiwi_love777 20h ago
Have they been active since?
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u/kiwi_love777 20h ago
I was just thinking about this guy today actually
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u/roseyrune 20h ago
For anyone who wants to see the original 2 posts, here is the guys profile so you can read them & all of his comments for additional info. He hasn’t updated since then.
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u/casris 21h ago
Ngl with the lack of smear in the shape of an earring hoop and the pattern of the hairline and the colour of the smear being like a thick foundation I genuinely believe this was some drunk white woman who slammed into their door while on a drunk white woman mission
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u/rockrolla 20h ago
As a drunk white woman, I concur
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u/iwatchyoupee 18h ago
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u/whiskeyfurbreakfast 15h ago
The creep factor of username + response makes this comment a 10/10. Thanks for making me laugh today
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u/Prior_Angle 21h ago
I tend to find those the most interesting kind
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u/Aviolentpromise 20h ago
They'll tell you the most traumatic shit and then give you the best, most personal compliment you ever received
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u/beard_lover 20h ago
Trauma dumping, oddly-specific compliments, and being myopic are all hallmarks of white female millennial drunkenness. It’s an outgrowth of our binge-drinking years, I’m sure of it, but haven’t put the pieces together yet.
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u/Short-Ad-9920 17h ago
there shouldn’t be any foundation on the ear though
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u/Weary_Barber_7927 15h ago
I don’t know anyone who puts foundation on their ears. Seems to be high up on the door too.
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u/AlligatorFister 20h ago
What the fuck….. why would you say that.
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u/AlligatorFister 7h ago
And this post.
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u/Square-Bed2702 7h ago
Lightskin chief
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u/AlligatorFister 7h ago
And you deleted your comment saying “because I’m a black man”.
Bro just admit you said some gross shit, if you’re going to be a racist at least have the balls to own up to it.
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u/Square-Bed2702 7h ago
Idk what’s racist about saying black male stop projecting
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u/AlligatorFister 7h ago
Soooo….you fessing up to getting caught for saying some dumb shit, then back tracking and trying to make it ok by saying you’re black, then deleting the comment after getting caught…now you’re pulling out the “how is the dumb shit I said racist”.
Bro you’re fucking weird.
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u/Square-Bed2702 7h ago
It looks like that style hair and I’m not joking I’m half n half I have black cousin and family members shits in my dna
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u/PrimevialXIII 19h ago
why the downvotes. you werent even racist. or at least it doesn't sound racist to me personally idk.
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u/FairyNymphCalypso69 21h ago
Someone was definitely trying listen for any sounds of activity in the home so they could break in.
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u/flaysomewench 14h ago
I thought I saw a lot of makeup too but I think it's actually a bush in the background.
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u/Elerlilul 20h ago
This is more fucking terrifying than any horror movie or online series I've seen
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u/FrendinandGuzicki 18h ago
Cameras won’t do shit here except record you being murdered. This calls for a pair of Rottweilers with trust issues
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u/tklishlipa 19h ago
Where do you live? We urgently need to know this because I forsee your property up for sale soon and I don't wanna buy this
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u/Sea-Tank1388 16h ago
Don't like that make a police report and get some cameras. Get yourself some mace and maybe a big dog
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u/MasterLeaks101 16h ago
Add a gun to your shopping list and some ammo , 12ga with a flashlight and some buckshots
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u/Flaky_Midnight7466 21h ago
If you don’t already own some I’d invest in firearms
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u/Accomplished_Blood17 21h ago
And a killdozer
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u/FYIgfhjhgfggh 20h ago
Did you understand the context of the picture posted? Did you even bother to read the text? Or did you just decide gun going to fix stuff? You come across as a deranged potentially dangerous idiot.
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u/Flaky_Midnight7466 20h ago
Be chill tf out and me personally if someone is on MY PROPERTY and being creepy asf and I have a 4yo child yea I’m not gonna take it lightly and go the route of peace
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u/FYIgfhjhgfggh 20h ago
You still didn't actually read the post or understand the context of the thread even after reading my comments, and I need to chill out? That's special slow.
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u/Flaky_Midnight7466 20h ago
Wdym I didn’t read the post? All he said was “seems to have gone silent on Reddit”?
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u/FYIgfhjhgfggh 10h ago
It's not OPs picture is it? They're asking what happened to the dude that posted it weeks ago. So why suggest they should get tooled up? Make sure you read the instructions and understand how to lock your gun safe, especially with a four year old in the house ❤️
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u/Flaky_Midnight7466 9h ago
I know they were asking about the original poster I was that whoever should get that stuff
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u/SirDumbThumbs 17h ago
I'll bet you're the first person to cry like a bitch when shit goes down...
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u/TwpMun 20h ago
It's obviously fake, if someone presses their ear against a window it doesn't leave a photo realistic image of the side of their head there, unless they're suggesting someone attached a cut out image to their window which is even more ridiculous
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u/Gingerbread-Cake 19h ago
I have seen ear prints like that on bus windows, where people with poor hygiene leaned their head against the glass
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u/DelilahBijou 18h ago
Not to mention that you can’t even see through the inside of the ear, which should still be visible unless the person supposedly leaving the print painted the inside of their ear black or something.
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u/Think_Impression_582 19h ago
nah move out immediately, especially if you have children. Pass on dying
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u/rb393 21h ago
Oh my gosh, that first picture is so earie.