r/Weird • u/Papa_Edge • 1d ago

Any updates on this?

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u/casris 1d ago

Ngl with the lack of smear in the shape of an earring hoop and the pattern of the hairline and the colour of the smear being like a thick foundation I genuinely believe this was some drunk white woman who slammed into their door while on a drunk white woman mission

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u/rockrolla 1d ago

As a drunk white woman, I concur

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u/iwatchyoupee 1d ago

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u/whiskeyfurbreakfast 1d ago

The creep factor of username + response makes this comment a 10/10. Thanks for making me laugh today

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u/Prior_Angle 1d ago

I tend to find those the most interesting kind

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u/Aviolentpromise 1d ago

They'll tell you the most traumatic shit and then give you the best, most personal compliment you ever received

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u/beard_lover 1d ago

Trauma dumping, oddly-specific compliments, and being myopic are all hallmarks of white female millennial drunkenness. It’s an outgrowth of our binge-drinking years, I’m sure of it, but haven’t put the pieces together yet.

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u/casris 1d ago

Im being described by this and I don’t like it

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u/PM_me_dimples_now 1d ago

Holy shit why is this so accurate

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u/Turakamu 1d ago

Is this before or after they tear something up?

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u/insanity_profanity 1d ago

Lmfaooo😭

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u/Short-Ad-9920 1d ago

there shouldn’t be any foundation on the ear though

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u/toolfan2k4 1d ago

My wife says I can't use her foundation on my butt. You say I can't use it on my ear. Where do all these rules come from?

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u/casris 1d ago

Some people do put foundation on their ears, I’ve personally done it once or twice when I wanted to look slightly paler for a goth look and didn’t want it to look inconsistent across my ears

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u/Shell831 1d ago

It looks like a torn gauged ear, prob some gutter punk

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u/Weary_Barber_7927 1d ago

I don’t know anyone who puts foundation on their ears. Seems to be high up on the door too.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/AlligatorFister 1d ago

What the fuck….. why would you say that.

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u/BahamutLithp 1d ago

Presumably they were inverting "white woman."

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/AlligatorFister 1d ago

This picture of you and most of your other posts would disagree with you. Check yaself.

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u/AlligatorFister 1d ago

And this post.

https://www.reddit.com/r/delta8/s/he6G1n8AqN

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u/Square-Bed2702 1d ago

Lightskin chief

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u/AlligatorFister 1d ago

And you deleted your comment saying “because I’m a black man”.

Bro just admit you said some gross shit, if you’re going to be a racist at least have the balls to own up to it.

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u/Square-Bed2702 1d ago

Idk what’s racist about saying black male stop projecting

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u/AlligatorFister 1d ago

Soooo….you fessing up to getting caught for saying some dumb shit, then back tracking and trying to make it ok by saying you’re black, then deleting the comment after getting caught…now you’re pulling out the “how is the dumb shit I said racist”.

Bro you’re fucking weird.

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u/Square-Bed2702 1d ago

It looks like that style hair and I’m not joking I’m half n half I have black cousin and family members shits in my dna

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u/PrimevialXIII 1d ago

why the downvotes. you werent even racist. or at least it doesn't sound racist to me personally idk.

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u/Square-Bed2702 1d ago

It’s Reddit that’s why

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u/mods_can_smd 1d ago

White because...?

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u/ElaineofAstolat 1d ago

The color of the makeup