r/Weird • u/Papa_Edge • 1d ago

Any updates on this?

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u/casris 1d ago

Ngl with the lack of smear in the shape of an earring hoop and the pattern of the hairline and the colour of the smear being like a thick foundation I genuinely believe this was some drunk white woman who slammed into their door while on a drunk white woman mission

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u/Prior_Angle 1d ago

I tend to find those the most interesting kind

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u/Aviolentpromise 1d ago

They'll tell you the most traumatic shit and then give you the best, most personal compliment you ever received

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u/beard_lover 1d ago

Trauma dumping, oddly-specific compliments, and being myopic are all hallmarks of white female millennial drunkenness. It’s an outgrowth of our binge-drinking years, I’m sure of it, but haven’t put the pieces together yet.

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u/casris 1d ago

Im being described by this and I don’t like it

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u/PM_me_dimples_now 1d ago

Holy shit why is this so accurate

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u/Turakamu 1d ago

Is this before or after they tear something up?