r/adultsnew 10h ago

“You just hate fun” bro we are witnessing the deterioration of the greatest art form of the last 150 years im sorry i dont want to watch slop

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r/adultsnew 39m ago

my turd level is radioactive

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r/adultsnew 45m ago

i love how counting the number of black ppl in the room is a unspoken shared experience

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r/adultsnew 1h ago

i <3 chicken nugget

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r/adultsnew 1h ago

a person from my irl concert gc got exposed as a freak.. always hated their ass omfg but i never knew they were an actual weirdo

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they gotta die


r/adultsnew 1h ago

If I don’t pass this final I’m gonna have to go back to being a history major which basically just means I’ll have a degree in unemployment

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r/adultsnew 2h ago

the only time u guys downvoted me was when i said chappel roan seems like she used to bully ppl in middle school

4 Upvotes

r/adultsnew 2h ago

i could post my hairy balls on here and still get 5 upvotes

8 Upvotes

r/adultsnew 2h ago

u guys upvote anything i post

6 Upvotes

r/adultsnew 3h ago

The other day at my moms birthday dinner everyone was talking about how much calories were in food and then they all got quiet and kinda looked at me so i was like “i just eat whatever i want to” and the only person that said anything was my mom and she was like “thats what im talkin about” 😭

5 Upvotes

r/adultsnew 3h ago

I’ve never met anyone who watches twitch streamers

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r/adultsnew 4h ago

how do i make friends that actually care abt me

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r/adultsnew 5h ago

feel like my bangs are pretty good actually i fw the haircut i just had to let it marinate a little

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r/adultsnew 5h ago

blow a load in this guy

11 Upvotes

r/adultsnew 5h ago

watched 3 movies about cannibals this week #vegetarian

3 Upvotes

r/adultsnew 5h ago

just saw someone say angelina jolie is a 2/10😭

4 Upvotes

r/adultsnew 6h ago

#mathfacts

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r/adultsnew 6h ago

Got back home just under 24hrs ago, just me and my sister at home. Already I am thinking of KMSing.

3 Upvotes

I hate it here so much. It really doesn't feel like home. This shit sucks. I want to go home. I really really want to go home. But I'm stupid and I wasted my money so I'm broke.


r/adultsnew 7h ago

how many pushups can u do

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r/adultsnew 7h ago

By increasing the prices of games all these companies are gonna do is encourage people to move to PC so they can pirate them

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r/adultsnew 7h ago

I had to set my birth year on instagram to 2007 just to save my reels algorithm 💔😭 Whatever it takes to get my memes back

4 Upvotes

r/adultsnew 8h ago

im still preordering switch 2 despite everything i am part of the problem

3 Upvotes

r/adultsnew 8h ago

locking in with my diet again no more alcohol or sweets

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7 Upvotes

r/adultsnew 8h ago

tralalero tralala

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r/adultsnew 8h ago

oh to be clutching the sf giants 28 pound therapy rabbit

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