r/adultsnew • u/neckdetector • 5h ago
blow a load in this guy
13
Upvotes
r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 2h ago
i could post my hairy balls on here and still get 5 upvotes
9
Upvotes
r/adultsnew • u/lumpinlog • 8h ago
locking in with my diet again no more alcohol or sweets
6
Upvotes
r/adultsnew • u/japanesedenim_ • 5h ago
feel like my bangs are pretty good actually i fw the haircut i just had to let it marinate a little
6
Upvotes
r/adultsnew • u/garfieldcakepan • 8h ago
oh to be clutching the sf giants 28 pound therapy rabbit
5
Upvotes
r/adultsnew • u/JoinThe27Club • 20h ago
The wine I’m making nearly exploded earlier tonight but that’s okay cause I caught it just in time 👍
6
Upvotes
r/adultsnew • u/JoinThe27Club • 20h ago
I don’t understand this 🤦♂️
5
Upvotes
Ants infest our kitchen, I leave out traps to kill them, it takes weeks but soon they're gone
and now NEW ANTS TWICE THE SIZE OF THE OLD ONES ARE CRAWLING AROUND OUR KITCHEN
So now I have to figure out how to kill these ants too
r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 2h ago
the only time u guys downvoted me was when i said chappel roan seems like she used to bully ppl in middle school
6
Upvotes
r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 3h ago
The other day at my moms birthday dinner everyone was talking about how much calories were in food and then they all got quiet and kinda looked at me so i was like “i just eat whatever i want to” and the only person that said anything was my mom and she was like “thats what im talkin about” 😭
5
Upvotes
r/adultsnew • u/JoinThe27Club • 7h ago
I had to set my birth year on instagram to 2007 just to save my reels algorithm 💔😭 Whatever it takes to get my memes back
6
Upvotes
r/adultsnew • u/neckdetector • 13h ago
I am a torrent GOD. never come across a piece of software, ISBN, or DOI i couldnt find for free. you CANT HIDE from me. you CANT paywall me. i will slide through your DRM like a knife in the sink with a single registry key, network policy, and a locally hosted auth server. You’re fucked, kiddo.
6
Upvotes
r/adultsnew • u/Cardigans_and_cotton • 15h ago
What if our initials showed up next to eachother in an instagram reel made by a 12yo haha? Would you be happy?
5
Upvotes
r/adultsnew • u/lumpinlog • 19h ago
the story behind the chudjak guy i didnt know he was a real guy
6
Upvotes
r/adultsnew • u/japanesedenim_ • 19h ago
fatigue is so stupid and unpredictable and so is anxiety and so is life !!
5
Upvotes
r/adultsnew • u/lumpinlog • 1d ago
i took a picture of my tacos but the wrap on them said the restaurant name and doxxed my city and location just know they were buss
5
Upvotes