r/agedlikemilk 19h ago

Curdled.

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u/DrJohnnyBananas74 19h ago

Big dummy, he literally said he'd do this and mooks like you voted for him.

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u/Middcore 18h ago

Yeah but you weren't supposed to take him seriously! Or you were supposed to take him seriously but not literally, or something.

(Note that if you express concern about the stuff he talks about doing now, like invading Greenland or Panama or having a third term or cancelling elections, people will still dismiss you as hysterical and say you shouldn't take it seriously.)

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u/pabloescobarbecue 18h ago

That’s the magic of DJT. You can just pick and choose the things you take seriously, so that it fits whatever scenario you want to subscribe to.

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u/Environmental_Top948 17h ago

So he's like the Bible no wonder it seems like a cult.

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u/phonage_aoi 17h ago

I remember, the "wall not being a real wall" cope during the first campaign too.

It's double-think at its finest.

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u/Mr__O__ 16h ago

Still isn’t a real wall!

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u/BeerForThought 15h ago

Don't forget that building the roads to extend the wall it actually made harder areas to cross the border over easier to traverse.

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u/Few-River-8673 15h ago

I thought about it once and I thought about it once more, but I don't understand what double-think is supposed to be.(This is coming from a non-native speaker)

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u/circle-of-minor-2nds 14h ago

It's from a book called 1984, by George Orwell.

'Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.'

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u/carpetbugeater 14h ago

It's believing two things at the same time that can't both be true. Like Covid is a hoax and doesn't exist but also it was created in a Chinese lab. They will argue both ways to suit their needs and they don't even realize that they're doing it a lot of the time.

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u/dragonmaster10902 14h ago

"Double-Think" is a term that originates from George Orwell's novel 1984. It means basically holding and believing 2 contradictory opinions at the same time. The Party - the book's totalitarian government - uses it to control the populace.

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u/ClownFire 14h ago

Double-think is a mostly self indoctrination tool where someone believes two completely contradictory facts at the same time normally with extra categories that also don't make any sense.

This makes it so that you can never debate or argue the real subject.

An example would be the color red is yellow; the color red is blue.

Now you know that is not true, but if you went to talk to them about it the conversation would go:

Red is not yellow.

I know, because red is blue.

No red is not blue.

I know, because red is yellow.

No red is the red.

Correct, but we are not talking about red, we are talking about the color red. The color red is yellow,  and the color red is blue.

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u/FlatTopTonysCanoe 18h ago

He’s just an avatar for them to project whatever their interpretation of the perfect president is. It’s literally never mattered what he actually said to them. We are circling the drain and they’re still telling themselves they’re winning.

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u/cbass817 16h ago

Kind of like the Bible or Constitution!

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u/ranchojasper 17h ago

Just like religion!

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u/peepopowitz67 17h ago

I could make him the most radical far left candidate that we've ever had (if I only grab a select amount of bullshit he espouses)

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u/young-steve 17h ago

I agree with this. It's pretty simple to know when he's being honest or lying.

If it's bad for us: He's telling the truth

If it's good for us: He's lying

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u/whofearsthenight 16h ago

I can't believe his largely religious following would just cherry pick what they believe.

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u/SpeakMySecretName 16h ago

Just like Christian nationalists do with the Bible. Or constitutionalists with the constitution.

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u/Genoss01 16h ago

The Art of Bullshit

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u/Boner-b-gone 14h ago

Honestly, replace "DJT" with "the Bible," and it describes the religious mindset of most of the hypocritical Protestant and/or Evangelical assholes that voted for him.

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u/WowBobo88 14h ago

Sounds like the Bible

Wait a minute

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u/failbotron 13h ago

"He tells it like it is" 😐💥

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u/Darwins_Dog 18h ago

I was surprised just how many people voted for him with the full confidence that "politicians never do what they say during the campaign." A sad state on so many levels.

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u/besthelloworld 16h ago

But he was totally going to lower grocery prices day one 👍 That's the one we believe

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u/Public-Policy24 17h ago

"politicians never do what they say during the campaign," which means there's no difference between voting for someone promising to do bad things and someone promising good things! /s

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u/dbgtboi 14h ago

Let's be honest here though

The things Trump said were so unbelievably stupid, that people quite literally didn't believe it

No rational person would have believed he would do what he said he was going to do, because it was simply that dumb

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u/Hubertino855 14h ago

Societal nihilism on this level is rot of nations

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u/Thunderplant 14h ago

My FIL, genuinely believed this. He kept going on and on about how Trump never does what he says, and how really, he was going to govern as a moderate republican.

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u/BeefistPrime 17h ago

Anyone who says he'll do what he says he'll do is a very dumb partisan leftist! You have to use your secret Trump decoder ring to understand what he's really saying.

By the way, I love him because he tells it like it is!

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u/barfobulator 17h ago

"Seriously but not literally" is the most braindead phrase of the trump era.

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u/bookingly 16h ago

I have no idea what the fuck that expression or phrase is supposed to even mean. Like provide some element of gravitas to Trump even if he says and enacts the most stupid shit in our nation's history?

There has to be a reckoning politically soon with Congress to step up to Trump. They have every capability in theory to overturn these idiotic and generationally destructive tariffs.

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u/VirtualBeyond6116 17h ago

That's the beauty with trumps blabbering nonsense. He gets to say everything! He says so much, and the idiots who believe in him hear what they want and get to tune out the rest. If they even admit he said something ridiculous or something thats a horrible policy, they just Say "that's not what He meant" or "you don't know what hes really saying".

Also, I like this guy is basically admitting he "might have been wrong", but praising himself at the same time while not saying he was wrong. 1. "I'm a man of honor". Just say you were fucking wrong and apologize to the "partisans" you slandered. No need to brag about yourself or your honor. 2. "Trump 2.0 is different"? How did all those "partisans" know who he would be? This is the "I'm not admitting I was wrong" part.

So, part of me wants to give him credit, but nah. He's a piece of shit.

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u/MoonshineEclipse 17h ago

He said he would deport all illegal immigrants or criminals. Doesn’t matter how small the infractions, he’s doing it.

He said he would implement lots of tariffs, we now have lots of tariffs.

So when he says he wants to annex Greenland or Canada, we should think he’s joking? He’s not joking. He’s very serious.

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u/Grand-Pen7946 17h ago

It's one of things I find fascinating on the conservative cult subreddit, they attribute so many of his bad traits to being a joke, and I'm thinking when has this man ever said a joke?

Like legitimately, he has never told a joke, except for insults at someone else's expense. In fact, he's almost never even claimed to make a joke, even when itd be beneficial to say "I was joking" or when people thought he was kidding. He couldve said covfefe was a joke, he didnt.

So why the fuck do they say he's joking when he never is? Where does that come from? Normally youd think its right wing media working round the clock to propagandize for him, but I actually havent seen that. When he sharpies away a hurricane, it wasn't OAN or whatever saying he was joking, his base organically believes him to be joking. And if its a joke they disagree with, they dont outright disagree with it, they'll say "this is bad optics", as if its the optics that make him wanting to defund NOAA for going against his sharpie drawing be a bad thing.

You're seeing it right now with him talking about a third term. Its a joke. How? Whats the joke? Whats the setup and punchline? Their only issue with it is that this joke hurts his chances with moderate voters.

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u/bawls_on_fire 13h ago

There's a thread on asktrumpsupporters about his "jokes" from 5 years ago. It's just as insane as you might think.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskTrumpSupporters/comments/fo55xt/is_there_a_way_to_know_when_president_trump_makes/

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u/YourMumIsAVirgin 17h ago

Very similar to “I didn’t do it, but even if I did it’s totally cool and I’ve heard lots of people say I was very strong for doing it. Not that I did”

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u/benhemp 16h ago

I have been diagnosed as having Trump Derangement Syndrome by Family members.

Symptoms apparently include: 

  • Having a firm grasp of reality
  • Having my own thoughts about a topic.
  • Not trusting Trump implicitly.

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u/Golden_Alchemy 17h ago

It is like the Boy that Cried Wolf and some people stopped thinking he was serious.

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u/Junior_Chard9981 17h ago

Trump supporters and MAGA live in a perpetual state of "Past and future" where past failures can be excused, downplayed or blamed on outside factors, while future concerns can be dismissed, treated as nonsensical and not based in reality.

However, through it all it's the "current" timeline that they will defend and deny as being "not so bad, it's not so bad."

https://youtu.be/2IrG68YTMjo?si=9E2J68TIHA57y6UH

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u/OneArmedBrain 16h ago

"He says it like it is!"

"I can't believe you libturds believe everything he says!"

I'm so God damned tired of these people.

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox 16h ago

“I like Trump because he tells it like it is and isn’t afraid to say what he means, but he didn’t mean it like that and wasn’t being serious, stupid libs!”

-90% of Qult 45.

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u/SignoreBanana 15h ago

He means everything he says. He only sometimes isn't lying when he says it and doesn't get a lot of blowback for it.

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u/Comdorva 15h ago

You’re supposed to believe him when he says things you like. If he says things you don’t like, he’s just trying to own the libs, and trolling half his constituents is a totally normal thing a president should be doing!

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u/fallingknife2 15h ago

TBF, the first time he was in office he said a lot of crazy shit during the campaign and then didn't do most of it.

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u/opacous 15h ago

Weird situation where he keeps telling us he has no clothes and people insist he does.

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u/lord_of_worms 14h ago

All of the control from that seat and yall sat him down with all that power and said "its just a joke, dont take it seriously..

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u/AbrahamDylan 13h ago

Yeah, he “tells it like it is,” unless he’s being sarcastic or kidding or having some fun or doesn’t understand the issue or isn’t good at communicating this or that particular thing or he’s new at the job or he didn’t actually say it or he did but didn’t mean it or he’s playing 4d chess or he’s trying to psych out his adversaries or