r/agedlikemilk 20h ago

Curdled.

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u/DrJohnnyBananas74 19h ago

Big dummy, he literally said he'd do this and mooks like you voted for him.

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u/Middcore 19h ago

Yeah but you weren't supposed to take him seriously! Or you were supposed to take him seriously but not literally, or something.

(Note that if you express concern about the stuff he talks about doing now, like invading Greenland or Panama or having a third term or cancelling elections, people will still dismiss you as hysterical and say you shouldn't take it seriously.)

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u/pabloescobarbecue 18h ago

That’s the magic of DJT. You can just pick and choose the things you take seriously, so that it fits whatever scenario you want to subscribe to.

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u/Environmental_Top948 17h ago

So he's like the Bible no wonder it seems like a cult.

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u/phonage_aoi 17h ago

I remember, the "wall not being a real wall" cope during the first campaign too.

It's double-think at its finest.

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u/Mr__O__ 16h ago

Still isn’t a real wall!

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u/BeerForThought 15h ago

Don't forget that building the roads to extend the wall it actually made harder areas to cross the border over easier to traverse.

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u/Few-River-8673 15h ago

I thought about it once and I thought about it once more, but I don't understand what double-think is supposed to be.(This is coming from a non-native speaker)

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u/circle-of-minor-2nds 14h ago

It's from a book called 1984, by George Orwell.

'Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.'

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u/carpetbugeater 14h ago

It's believing two things at the same time that can't both be true. Like Covid is a hoax and doesn't exist but also it was created in a Chinese lab. They will argue both ways to suit their needs and they don't even realize that they're doing it a lot of the time.

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u/dragonmaster10902 14h ago

"Double-Think" is a term that originates from George Orwell's novel 1984. It means basically holding and believing 2 contradictory opinions at the same time. The Party - the book's totalitarian government - uses it to control the populace.

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u/ClownFire 14h ago

Double-think is a mostly self indoctrination tool where someone believes two completely contradictory facts at the same time normally with extra categories that also don't make any sense.

This makes it so that you can never debate or argue the real subject.

An example would be the color red is yellow; the color red is blue.

Now you know that is not true, but if you went to talk to them about it the conversation would go:

Red is not yellow.

I know, because red is blue.

No red is not blue.

I know, because red is yellow.

No red is the red.

Correct, but we are not talking about red, we are talking about the color red. The color red is yellow,  and the color red is blue.

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u/FlatTopTonysCanoe 18h ago

He’s just an avatar for them to project whatever their interpretation of the perfect president is. It’s literally never mattered what he actually said to them. We are circling the drain and they’re still telling themselves they’re winning.

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u/cbass817 17h ago

Kind of like the Bible or Constitution!

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u/ranchojasper 17h ago

Just like religion!

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u/peepopowitz67 17h ago

I could make him the most radical far left candidate that we've ever had (if I only grab a select amount of bullshit he espouses)

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u/young-steve 17h ago

I agree with this. It's pretty simple to know when he's being honest or lying.

If it's bad for us: He's telling the truth

If it's good for us: He's lying

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u/whofearsthenight 17h ago

I can't believe his largely religious following would just cherry pick what they believe.

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u/SpeakMySecretName 16h ago

Just like Christian nationalists do with the Bible. Or constitutionalists with the constitution.

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u/Genoss01 16h ago

The Art of Bullshit

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u/Boner-b-gone 15h ago

Honestly, replace "DJT" with "the Bible," and it describes the religious mindset of most of the hypocritical Protestant and/or Evangelical assholes that voted for him.

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u/WowBobo88 14h ago

Sounds like the Bible

Wait a minute

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u/failbotron 13h ago

"He tells it like it is" 😐💥