r/bestof • u/Tabsels • 6d ago

[economy] /u/joe_shmoe11111 points out how Trump's tariffs facilitate forcing US corporations to submit to his direct control

/r/economy/comments/1jqt346/the_blindingly_obvious_goal_of_trumps_tariffs/
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u/bigbysemotivefinger 6d ago

If he could just go ahead and have the massive heart attack he's obviously long overdue for we would all be better off.

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u/AOCMarryMe 6d ago

Hatred and evil fuel people into amazing ages.  dude is going to live another 30 years.

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u/Message_10 6d ago

This isn't scientific, but there's something to it. Some of the most hateful people live very, very long lives

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u/Wheredoesthisonego 6d ago

We don't need science, we have Billy Joel.

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u/Message_10 6d ago

And that IS science. We've proven the existence of Billy Joel, so--there it is

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u/AOCMarryMe 6d ago

There are 2 types of people in this world, people who believe Billy Joel exists, and liars.

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u/Message_10 6d ago

Exactly. "I think, therefore I am"--Billy Joel

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u/AOCMarryMe 6d ago

I Billy, therefore I Joel.  --Geoffrey Chaucer

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u/amazingfacepalm 6d ago

What's the deal with Billy Joel?

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u/Wheredoesthisonego 6d ago

He told us how the good die young, in song.

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u/WhatHappenedToLeeds 6d ago

"Only the good die young"

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u/Sormalio 6d ago

Colonel Stinkmeaner is gonna deliver one crazy ass whooping to them in hell, though