So I wrote this a few years ago and have sat on posting it anywhere, and with the way the world is going I decided 'eff it'.

I am. A Conservative.

Relistened to Inside. Decided that it’s ok to rewrite songs I know with lyrics I like. So. Here we go. “Welcome to the Internet” done as an anthem from a Conservative.

I am. A Conservative.

And I’m here to say

That our country is devolving in a quite concerning way.

We have boys that are girls

Obscene rainbow flags

Immoral perverts who read stories in drag.

I am. A Conservative

And I am so proud

Of my people and my country that is if they are not brown.

We should be. In a panic.

This is His final test.

And let me tell you now you should be distressed.

I am. A Conservative.

And I do love guns

Unlike my penis big and heavy and I I think it’s really fun.

Always wishing I was shooting

While I act like king shit

But like the cops I’ll hide before bullets hit.

I am. A Conservative.

And I think it’s neat

That we slave away our lives to buy a yacht for ex suite C

Please try not to think about it

Just blame who you’re told

‘Cause if you don’t you’ll miss your chance to implode.

I am. A Conservative.

And I am so mad

Because life does not get better when I vote Republican

All this grass is fake as I am

Even the roots.

But that’s ok because I love to lick boots.

Watch the country rise up and then go out on the streets

Watch the people of all colors first unite and then defeat

Start a rumor, ‘bout a zoomer. While you heil straight to the furor.

Wife is bitchin? You can broom her. Then remove her like a tumor.

Education’s underfunded. Give it to the cops.

Global warming is a crisis. Profits mean don’t stop.

Hey that grown up that you trusted? Recently deceased.

Try not to think too hard about it. You. Can. Trust. This. Priest.

Could we please get rid of everyone?

Not on the right.

Anyone and everyone?

Not on the right.

This country runs on slavery.

We just changed the type.

So let’s get rid of everyone. 

That isn’t white. (Under breath ‘Fuck’)

Could we please get rid of everyone?

Not on the right.

Anyone and everyone?

Not on the right.

This country runs on slavery.

We just changed the type.

So let’s get rid of everyone. 

That isn’t white.

You know. We aren’t the first to try this.

Not very long ago

It was plain to see

Right before the Reichstag fell

Circa thirty three

There were human rights

Things looked bright

For a moment or two

We set our sights and spent our nights

Waiting

For Jews. Jews. Scapegoat-able Jews.

We want to do a genocide.

They were the excuse.

If we try really hard

Then I know we can too

(Just a note. Next verse is NOT CHANGED except for the last line. It was TOO PERFECT AS IS. Tone and everything. ‘Your inside’s out’ = pictures of Jan 6)

Now look at you, oh

Look at you, you, you

Unstoppable, watchable

Your time is now

Your inside’s out

Honey, how you grew

And if we stick together

Who knows what we’ll do

It was always the plan

To have YOU take the stand….

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Could we please get rid of everyone?

Not on the right.

Just. Everyone?

Not on the right.

This country runs on slavery.

We just changed the type.

So let’s get rid of everyone. 

That isn’t white.

Could we please get rid of everyone?

That isn’t white.

Anyone and everyone?

That isn’t white.

This country runs on slavery.

We just changed the type.

Anyone and everyone.

And anyone and everyone.

And ANYONE and EVERYONE.

That’s not the right white.

This is still something that I see periodically pop up in here, and while I understand the curiosity, we do have a real answer to this from Bo himself. It's not nearly as mysterious as it's made out to be.

https://youtu.be/lpp1w06lN8s?si=j1iGqjyOfpXx72lq

This clip is from the podcast “Happy, Sad, Confused” that was released in January of 2021, during the actual filming of Inside. Bo does not mention the production of Inside whatsoever, but shares his thoughts on the direction he intends to go with his work and how much we should expect to hear from him. So if you're really worried or confused about why Bo has been so absent on social media, this video should answer your questions.

Never getting over Inside. Also the eyebrows are a WIP. Not sure how to finish by the rest I’m happy with :)

I’m a librarian and my boss had invited me to attend the New York International Antiquarian Book Fair with him tonight. They have a bunch of rare books/maps/photographs/etc. for sale (prices range from a few hundred dollars to hundreds of thousands of dollars+).

I’ve been a fan of Bo for 10+ years and have seen him live 3 or 4 times— so imagine my surprise when I’m standing in line for a drink and he walks right past me. I figured he likes to be left alone so I didn’t bother him or ask for a pic T_T

He bought something and I heard his voice/laugh so I know for sure it was him. I’m still in shock but what a pleasant surprise haha

Threw this together in maybe an hour or so with adobe premiere pro

https://reddit.com/link/1jre958/video/s24267dn3use1/player

Would like some feedback. And though who better than fellow burnham fans haha!

[Verse 1- opening] ? ? [Chorus] ?
?

[Verse 2] Spread news, spread your legs, spread your lies, ‘Cause that’s the only way to capitalize! Want a decent wage? That’s out of style, Better sell pics of your cock for a while!

The billionaires are blastin’ off to space, While the working class is buried under debts embrace. But don’t worry, bro, that’s totally chill, Who needs clean air when we have free will?

[Chorus] Ohhh— the world’s on fire, but it’s fine! Just grab some popcorn, watch it shine! We’ve got war, disease, and corporate greed— But at least there's ..... Uber EATS?!

Ohhh— the ice caps melt, the markets crash! But hey, we’ve got AI makin’ cash! So sit back, relax, sip your wine— And smile like a psychopath— EVERYTHING’S FINE!

[Verse 3] Big Tech’s watchin’, trackin’ your brain, They dictate your luck and know who you fuck, Oh And if you’re alone at 3 AM, Don’t worry, bro, they’re listening in!

Instagram models sellin' a dream, Bodies fake, but the cash’s supreme, Living for likes , stuck in a pose— Reality’s dead, but hey, I suppose—

Lexi’s rich, Got a perfect life. No stress, no job no 9-to-5, Spend her days just blowing guys

(spoken, dramatically) And In her bio is psalm 1 verse 5...

[Chorus] Ohhh— the world’s on fire, but we slay! Let’s post some memes and look away! But Climate change? what about the polar bears,... WHO GIVES A Shit no one really cares

So sit back, relax, sip your wine—And smile like a psychopath— EVERYTHING’S FINE!

[Bridge] (slows down) And isn’t it funny? This song’s just the same, Another complaint in the content game. Pointin’ at problems, makin’ ‘em rhyme— Sellin’ the outrage, wasting your time.

[Chorus] Ohhh— the world’s on fire, what a thrill! At least we’ve got TikToks and little blue pills! The planet’s doomed, but here’s a twist— At least I got Prime and my therapist!

So laugh, my friends, don’t waste your breath, We’re all just dancin’ toward our death— So sit back, relax, sip your wine— And smile like a psychopath— EVERYTHING’S FINE!

Rest of song....

The joke involves a guy trying to have sex with his wife and someone tells him that he needs to waft a towel because she’s getting too hot and he gets his friend to waft the towel? The punchline is “now that’s how you waft a f*cking towel!”

I’ve tried searching for it for a while but I can’t. Maybe I’m crazy and I dreamt this or something.

Hello everyone, i was searching around on the wayback machine on bo's tumblr from 2013, and i stumbled upon the ringtone mp3 files that were heard in the show, and even some that werent! pretty exciting find :D heres the link to the ringtones

I intend to write two papers, one on "Make Happy" and one on "Inside".

Their theoretical approaches would be different tho. One should be on intertextuality and i guess social commentary, whilst the other would take on a formalist approach. This would mean:

Intertextual: focused on dialogic discourse (bakhtin) and how Bo reflects on society through comedy, with great stress into references (this would be anything ranging from references to the CoVid-19 to the intro from Make Happy)

Formalist: focused on how Bo defamiliarises (shklovsky) resources and discourse (Jakobson), barthe's ideas on the role of the audience and Tynianov's ideas on how comedy evolves genres.

My question is: which production fits better each approach in your opinion?

I can see analyses for each in both approaches. It would also be an approx 10 page analysis.

Thanks for your opinions 🖤

Bo says when I was younger I used to laugh at people jiggling keys but when he notices the keys are to a hummer its supposed to be a joke.. My question is what is a hummer?

This scene from the outtakes sends chills down my spine every time i watch it.

https://reddit.com/link/1jp3v1o/video/ysqn14ufu9se1/player

I cant seem to figure out what song Bo is playing at 7:43 in the outtakes during the morning segment. This is the link. Is it a song Bo wrote or some other song? I really want to learn it but I am really bad at learning songs by ear.

The grape-est wrapper ever!