r/cats • u/Aux_Ampwave • Feb 26 '25
Humor Any of yalls cats ever just
Sorry for the bad drawing, I did it in like 3 minutes before the thought escaped me
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u/ChaiTeaLeah Feb 26 '25
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u/Lil-Antelope3478 Feb 26 '25
Mine does this too but from the side of my head, putting her tail over my face. 😆 That's how she tells me in the morning that it's time to wake up and feed her.
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u/ChaiTeaLeah Feb 26 '25
I call it the morning butthole check. Yeah buddy, it's still there.
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u/cocobear13 Feb 26 '25
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u/mewshroom_magick Tabbycat Feb 26 '25
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u/lovestobitch- Feb 26 '25
I’m really skinny and used to have both voids sit on me at once (one is a big cuddler though) now at 13 pounds there’s no way they fit.
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u/Quick_Prompt_6842 Feb 26 '25
I wake up every other night from the crushing pain of a 5kg weight on my chest/upper stomach 🥰
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u/eamonkey420 Void Feb 26 '25
Ooof my ten month olds are getting to this stage, especially the biggest guy of the litter. I swear that guy's going to be a 20 pounder.
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u/cocobear13 Feb 26 '25
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u/eamonkey420 Void Feb 26 '25
I love how the guy is sweating in the final one! Probably from nervousness at how gigantic the cat is but I can also attest that when they are getting over 15 lb, and they lay on you, it's like a superheated weighted blanket. I start just absolutely busting out in sweat, they are just too warm.
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u/Educational-Bus4634 Feb 26 '25
Alternatively, my itty-bittiest tinky tiniest cat (can tell just by looking at her how many hours it's been since her last meal) is an absolute FURNACE of a creature. If she sat on a piece of raw chicken it'd be cooked and safe to eat within 30 mins. We call her the not-taking-up-space heater
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u/Mili_713 Feb 26 '25
Seriously!! Cats are super warm.
I can't sleep well unless I'm covered and in early winter or spring when the temperature is too hot for blankets and too cold for fans and ACs, it becomes a game of how I can arrange myself with the perfect proportion of leg and hands out so I am warm but not hot.
I wake up, every time, without fail because it's too hot while they're purring away in peace
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u/Claptrap-94 Feb 26 '25
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u/Candroth Exec Assist to HRH & Fattycat Feb 26 '25
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u/SluggJuice Feb 26 '25
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u/TheUnreal0815 Feb 26 '25
We used to call it the cat trap. Especially in Winter, putting your legs up like that it wouldn't take long until you had one or even two cats under there.
It's nice, unless they have a misunderstanding under there, then it can be quite painful. 😉
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u/meowwow18 Orange Feb 26 '25
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u/Traditional_Win3760 Feb 26 '25
yeah, sometimes mine also lays sideways across my neck like a little scarf
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u/Defenestratio Feb 26 '25
Mine used to do that when I first brought her home. I had to start pushing her two inches down onto my chest/shoulders instead when she was around 6 months because she was literally cutting off my airflow
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u/Wewilldanceagain Feb 26 '25
Mine does this when she senses her human in emotional distress. So cute!
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u/scout_988 Feb 26 '25
Mine as well like a scarf when she was little!! Why do they do that? 😂
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u/Flamingo8293 Feb 26 '25
In the neck it’s more blood = more warmth. Small cat and small warm space is basically a perfekt match
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u/ThrowawayToy89 Feb 26 '25
Yes, nose to nose as well, staring deep into my soul while I sleep.
I keep telling my cat that behavior is why people in the past made up superstitions that cats steal your soul in your sleep and take away your baby’s breath. Human stupidity really gave cats a bad reputation in some places.
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u/kahran Feb 26 '25
My Skittles lays on me nose to nose as well. But she wants scritches. Not pets. Intense scritches on her face, neck and chin. She will scream at me if I don't comply. I wear glasses so she will take matters into her own hands by using the frame of my glasses to give herself scritches. While doing this funny purr-grunt-meow. One of these days she's going to break my glasses. I love her to death.
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u/laikarus Feb 26 '25
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u/CraigTheIrishman Feb 26 '25
until she uses my organs as a spring board
I felt this comment in my intestines.
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u/britneyxo Tuxedo Feb 26 '25
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u/Heckin-Bamboozled Feb 26 '25
Are those the female's feetsies in the top left corner
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u/Industry-Common Ragdoll Feb 26 '25
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u/Equal-Elk524 Siamese (Traditional Thai) Feb 26 '25
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u/Unfamous_Somewhere95 Feb 26 '25
I thought this was a horse and the collar was a bottom lip 🤣
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u/MaeR1n Feb 26 '25
A childhood cat of mine would do this and press his nose to mine begore i was allowed to pet him. If i pet him before, he'd gently bite me and set my hand aside.
now i have a cuddle bug who puts his whole head in the crook of my neck and purrs so hard on .y chest. Best noises to fall asleep too unless he stars snoring
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u/EA-PLANT Feb 26 '25
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u/RangerSandi Feb 26 '25
Or when they walk up & down on you, they place all their weight on one paw located over your femoral artery & nerve bundle in the crease of your groin. That immediately has me sitting upright like a spring has sprung.
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u/Barewithhippie Tabbycat Feb 26 '25
My husband also has this problem. Our kitty likes to make biscuits where she shouldn’t 🫣
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u/_StoneWolf_ Feb 26 '25
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u/CzeckeredBird Feb 26 '25
I love that this angle turned you into the Headless Horseman
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u/Calcifer-666 Feb 26 '25
Yes. He’s big too. He likes to place all his weight on his front paws while doing this and bruised my sternum to the point where I thought I dislocated a rib and went to the ER
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u/Adrien_Tmbs Feb 26 '25
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u/Stay_Good_Dog Feb 26 '25
Yep. Our lil lady is 10 yrs old, only 6 lbs and when she stands on your chest at bedtime she feels like a 50 lb anvil on 4 wooden pegs.
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u/Divinityemotions Feb 26 '25
My cat, every day. Even if I lay on the side, he will just sit on my side. I adore him. He is the king of my heart.
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u/BlackCatWoman6 American Shorthair Feb 26 '25
Oh yes. To wake me in the AM she bumps her cold nose against my neck.
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u/GalaxyPowderedCat Feb 26 '25
Indeed, I was thinking about this just today.
Cats gonna sit on your chest or arm while sleeping, and as soon as you open your eyes, they will yell at u.
Well, at least mine does! She says "AAAAAAAH", it means she's hungry!
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u/Vrax15 Feb 26 '25
The piercing pain when they stand on your chest, somehow putting all their weight into 1 paw ;(
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u/cosmic-diamond33 Feb 26 '25
Yes, my girl cat is so delicate and weighs 9 lbs but my GOD she loves stepping right in my nipples and perching there lol she also love to sniff my eyelashes and bump her cold wet nose all over my face which grosses me out but I love her and I would take it any day over an ambivalent cat hahah
She also loves using soft paws to gently but incessantly paw me to do whatever it is she wants. Usually pets. While she drools. And she doesn’t like photos during such a time, as you can see from her soft pawing the camera down. LOL

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u/petuniasweetpea Feb 26 '25
Very Early ( 4am-ish)every morning, and only after jumping on my bladder first, expecting love and attention.
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u/Individual_Free Feb 26 '25
Yes but he puts his butt in my face