r/cats Feb 26 '25

Humor Any of yalls cats ever just

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Sorry for the bad drawing, I did it in like 3 minutes before the thought escaped me

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u/Individual_Free Feb 26 '25

Yes but he puts his butt in my face

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u/mewshroom_magick Tabbycat Feb 26 '25 edited Feb 26 '25

Yes! My girl Truffles loves to climb up on my pillow, tail straight up, and plop her butthole right next to my face..

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u/Ironcastattic Feb 26 '25

Truffles is a darling name for a cat.

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u/mewshroom_magick Tabbycat Feb 27 '25

I had to give her a mushroom name

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u/Ironcastattic Feb 27 '25

That cat is adorable

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u/Afrodzacc Feb 26 '25

She has the best socks I’ve seen in a while :p

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u/Lalamedic Feb 26 '25

Went to the same sock store

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u/Afrodzacc Feb 26 '25

Little ankle booties

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u/pzanardi Feb 26 '25

I have a Truffles too! (Truffle the grey). Everyone is named after food

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u/QuietDepartment8488 Feb 26 '25

Awww my little guy sleeps the same way

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u/verygoodbadboyxdd Feb 26 '25

what a cute cat congratulations! 🥰🐈‍⬛🐈

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u/IAmBadAtInternet Feb 26 '25

Hello Truffles, I love you Truffles.

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u/eamonkey420 Void Feb 26 '25

There's just nothing like waking up to the stink eye alarm clock.

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u/Industry-Common Ragdoll Feb 26 '25

I’ve also heard it referred to as ‘The Eye of Sauron’.

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u/eamonkey420 Void Feb 26 '25

Omg that's a good one. We have a couple boy cats and then only one little lady. The lady has an exceptionally large bootyhole area. Too big for her body kind of thing. Like... I noticed and talked to other family members about it, and they all noticed too but we all felt weird about noticing, you know what I mean? 

Anyway, now she is immediately designated as our "eye of sauron cat".

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u/LottietheLot Feb 26 '25

this made me laugh so hard lmaooo

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u/smokeypapabear40206 Feb 26 '25

Same with my girl cat 😳… we call it her balloon knot.

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u/611kara Feb 26 '25

😂😂😂😂 balloon knot is what my bf calls a butthole just in general lol! It was the first time I ever heard that term when we met!

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u/No-Fishing- Feb 26 '25

At all times, just like that drawing

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u/FoodExisting8405 Feb 26 '25

My cat used to do that. Every time he did, I immediately flipped him around. Eventually, he started doing face-to-face only.

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u/Front_Rip4064 Feb 26 '25

I just complained about the same thing. And sometimes, I get the butt ON the face.

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u/Princesshannon2002 Feb 26 '25

Yep. This, indeed. My Schmoop is the worst. He slow blinks and gives schnoogles, then puts his butt 2 inches from my face. Gross.

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u/le_Grand_Archivist Feb 26 '25

It's a sign of trust 😹

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u/Princesshannon2002 Feb 26 '25

Sigh…I know. It’s like a little kitty present💜, but it’s still gross. I love that he loves me and trusts me, but he’s a big ol’ Schmoop at 22 lbs and the big ol’ Schmoopy butt is a lot to take in at 5:47 am!!!!! 😹

I wish he could talk!!!

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u/Secure-Cucumber-8706 Feb 26 '25

That means your mom

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u/panhandlesir Feb 26 '25

I know, right? Like, I appreciate the sentiment, but we have a no-butts-in-faces rule.

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u/KayNopeNope Feb 26 '25

Came here to say this.

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u/cgrant993 Feb 26 '25

Yes, butt in face. 💯

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u/ChaiTeaLeah Feb 26 '25

Like this.

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u/Almost80sBabee Feb 26 '25

This doodle gave me a good gritty giggle. Thank you.

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u/Witty_fartgoblin Feb 26 '25

My cat approves

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u/Puzzled_Stand_9046 Feb 26 '25

Luckily the butt isn’t close to my face hahah

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u/Lil-Antelope3478 Feb 26 '25

Mine does this too but from the side of my head, putting her tail over my face. 😆 That's how she tells me in the morning that it's time to wake up and feed her.

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u/ChaiTeaLeah Feb 26 '25

I call it the morning butthole check. Yeah buddy, it's still there.

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u/cocobear13 Feb 26 '25

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u/mewshroom_magick Tabbycat Feb 26 '25

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u/lovestobitch- Feb 26 '25

I’m really skinny and used to have both voids sit on me at once (one is a big cuddler though) now at 13 pounds there’s no way they fit.

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u/Quick_Prompt_6842 Feb 26 '25

I wake up every other night from the crushing pain of a 5kg weight on my chest/upper stomach 🥰

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u/eamonkey420 Void Feb 26 '25

Ooof my ten month olds are getting to this stage, especially the biggest guy of the litter. I swear that guy's going to be a 20 pounder.

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u/da_investigata Feb 26 '25

cats are always (cute) baby

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u/cocobear13 Feb 26 '25

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u/eamonkey420 Void Feb 26 '25

I love how the guy is sweating in the final one! Probably from nervousness at how gigantic the cat is but I can also attest that when they are getting over 15 lb, and they lay on you, it's like a superheated weighted blanket. I start just absolutely busting out in sweat, they are just too warm.

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u/Educational-Bus4634 Feb 26 '25

Alternatively, my itty-bittiest tinky tiniest cat (can tell just by looking at her how many hours it's been since her last meal) is an absolute FURNACE of a creature. If she sat on a piece of raw chicken it'd be cooked and safe to eat within 30 mins. We call her the not-taking-up-space heater

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u/Mili_713 Feb 26 '25

Seriously!! Cats are super warm.

I can't sleep well unless I'm covered and in early winter or spring when the temperature is too hot for blankets and too cold for fans and ACs, it becomes a game of how I can arrange myself with the perfect proportion of leg and hands out so I am warm but not hot.

I wake up, every time, without fail because it's too hot while they're purring away in peace

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u/InfamousBluePixel Feb 26 '25

Currently at stage 2. Anxious about stage 3!

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u/Claptrap-94 Feb 26 '25

Yeah, it's her favourite place to sit on you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '25

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u/Interesting_Ad_3319 Feb 26 '25

Oooh, a splitty face kitty!!! SO BEAUTIFUL!!! 🥰

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u/Candroth Exec Assist to HRH & Fattycat Feb 26 '25

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u/wafflelover77 Feb 26 '25

Oh yeah, they bleppin' ❤️💋🥰

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u/Front_Rip4064 Feb 26 '25

Not quite. I get tbe opposite end....

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u/prying_mantis Feb 26 '25

LOL at your cat’s face. They know exactly what they’re doing

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u/092mlk Feb 26 '25

My view

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u/atclubsilencio Feb 26 '25

very demure.

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u/Mottis86 Feb 26 '25

Holy shit I almost spat out my coffee 10/10

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u/SluggJuice Feb 26 '25

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u/catcatcat625 Feb 26 '25

We love watching tv like this! I call it her tent time

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u/TheUnreal0815 Feb 26 '25

We used to call it the cat trap. Especially in Winter, putting your legs up like that it wouldn't take long until you had one or even two cats under there.

It's nice, unless they have a misunderstanding under there, then it can be quite painful. 😉

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u/meowwow18 Orange Feb 26 '25

Yes.

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u/year_39 Feb 26 '25

You look resigned to your fate.

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u/meowwow18 Orange Feb 26 '25

She do be the queen of the house lol

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u/moon__lander Feb 26 '25

There's absolutely nothing you can do if you're in this situation

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u/ChemistryBrief2484 Maine Coon Feb 26 '25

🤣

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u/Stihlgirl Feb 26 '25

Love it!

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u/Traditional_Win3760 Feb 26 '25

yeah, sometimes mine also lays sideways across my neck like a little scarf

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u/Defenestratio Feb 26 '25

Mine used to do that when I first brought her home. I had to start pushing her two inches down onto my chest/shoulders instead when she was around 6 months because she was literally cutting off my airflow

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u/bagofass420 Feb 26 '25

My cat does this all the time 😭😭 im like, you're choking me plsss

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u/Wewilldanceagain Feb 26 '25

Mine does this when she senses her human in emotional distress. So cute!

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u/MzHellfier Feb 26 '25

Both my boys like to be scarves. I have a 5 year old and a 6 month old.

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u/scout_988 Feb 26 '25

Mine as well like a scarf when she was little!! Why do they do that? 😂

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u/Flamingo8293 Feb 26 '25

In the neck it’s more blood = more warmth. Small cat and small warm space is basically a perfekt match

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u/ThrowawayToy89 Feb 26 '25

Yes, nose to nose as well, staring deep into my soul while I sleep.

I keep telling my cat that behavior is why people in the past made up superstitions that cats steal your soul in your sleep and take away your baby’s breath. Human stupidity really gave cats a bad reputation in some places.

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u/kahran Feb 26 '25

My Skittles lays on me nose to nose as well. But she wants scritches. Not pets. Intense scritches on her face, neck and chin. She will scream at me if I don't comply. I wear glasses so she will take matters into her own hands by using the frame of my glasses to give herself scritches. While doing this funny purr-grunt-meow. One of these days she's going to break my glasses. I love her to death.

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u/laikarus Feb 26 '25

You mean her morning ritual? She does this and purrs while she drools and then shakes her head and flings it all over my face. That is until she uses my organs as a spring board to run to the auto feeder

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u/CraigTheIrishman Feb 26 '25

until she uses my organs as a spring board

I felt this comment in my intestines.

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u/britneyxo Tuxedo Feb 26 '25

There is one under the covers and one to the right of me in this picture. 5 total. Only one not present is the female cat.

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u/Heckin-Bamboozled Feb 26 '25

Are those the female's feetsies in the top left corner

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u/serious_fox Feb 26 '25

Yes, all the time. Plus drooling and purring like crazy.

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u/LottietheLot Feb 26 '25

your cat is so pretty 😍

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u/serious_fox Feb 26 '25

😻 ikr?

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u/Industry-Common Ragdoll Feb 26 '25

Suckles Slugbutt McScrattigan… the worst part involves the reason for his middle name.

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u/Equal-Elk524 Siamese (Traditional Thai) Feb 26 '25

Almost every single day she's all up in my face lmao

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u/Unfamous_Somewhere95 Feb 26 '25

I thought this was a horse and the collar was a bottom lip 🤣

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u/MaeR1n Feb 26 '25

A childhood cat of mine would do this and press his nose to mine begore i was allowed to pet him. If i pet him before, he'd gently bite me and set my hand aside.

now i have a cuddle bug who puts his whole head in the crook of my neck and purrs so hard on .y chest. Best noises to fall asleep too unless he stars snoring

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u/EA-PLANT Feb 26 '25

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u/RangerSandi Feb 26 '25

Or when they walk up & down on you, they place all their weight on one paw located over your femoral artery & nerve bundle in the crease of your groin. That immediately has me sitting upright like a spring has sprung.

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u/Barewithhippie Tabbycat Feb 26 '25

My husband also has this problem. Our kitty likes to make biscuits where she shouldn’t 🫣

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u/MeddlingWithChaos Feb 26 '25

Literally, her go-to, its either her face or her butt

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u/_StoneWolf_ Feb 26 '25

Yes

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u/CzeckeredBird Feb 26 '25

I love that this angle turned you into the Headless Horseman

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u/MikesLittleKitten Feb 26 '25

🤣🤣 just an intimate evening

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u/exlex347 Feb 26 '25

Every morning 😻

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u/blushingphantoms_ Feb 26 '25

Look ma no hands 😼

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u/Calcifer-666 Feb 26 '25

Yes. He’s big too. He likes to place all his weight on his front paws while doing this and bruised my sternum to the point where I thought I dislocated a rib and went to the ER

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '25

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u/RegisRay Feb 26 '25

Every chance he gets! Sometimes he'll sit right on my neck and I can't breathe.

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u/Adrien_Tmbs Feb 26 '25

Oh yes, always, she loves that

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u/Adrien_Tmbs Feb 26 '25

And whe she can't, she asks for it 🙃

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u/catcatcat625 Feb 26 '25

Wait she’s so cute omg. That lil face, please let her sit on you

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u/Adrien_Tmbs Feb 26 '25

I do, everyday, she's very happy 😊

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u/Stay_Good_Dog Feb 26 '25

Yep. Our lil lady is 10 yrs old, only 6 lbs and when she stands on your chest at bedtime she feels like a 50 lb anvil on 4 wooden pegs.

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u/WHATyouNEVERplayedTU Feb 26 '25

Me right now... She's snoring lmao

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u/ALethargiol Feb 26 '25

Yeah my goober loves waking me up with his face almost resting on my chin

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u/Meep_Meep_1491 Feb 26 '25

my cat does it just like that 😂

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u/catsrmyidentity Feb 26 '25

We sleep like that, best chest warmer!

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u/deadwavez Feb 26 '25

Yes, and I miss her so much. Rip evey

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u/Creative_Skirt9150 Feb 26 '25

All the time. He'll chase me around the house meowing at me until I lay down and let him sit on my chest staring. His pupils are always huge and he looks like he's pissed but he's purring the whole time. If I stop looking at him he'll put his paw on my face to correct me 😂

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u/TheOneTrueEmperor Feb 26 '25

Sorry for the terrible photo quality.

Every night when I get in bed. She starts purring and gets all up in my face.

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u/mummalana Feb 26 '25

Forwards

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u/mummalana Feb 26 '25

And backwards

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u/DutchieCrochet Feb 26 '25

Pretty much every morning lately

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u/Divinityemotions Feb 26 '25

My cat, every day. Even if I lay on the side, he will just sit on my side. I adore him. He is the king of my heart.

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u/Hyltrbbygrl Feb 26 '25

He prefers to lay on me when I’m on my side and I don’t know why

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u/basicunderstanding27 Feb 26 '25

This is how he actually prefers, but he will lay like this on my chest if he must

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u/bri_like_the_chz Feb 26 '25

This is fine art.

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u/notstickytape Tuxedo Feb 26 '25

Why yes lol

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u/jazzytron Feb 26 '25

Relationship between cats and their human since the dawn of time

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u/BlackCatWoman6 American Shorthair Feb 26 '25

Oh yes. To wake me in the AM she bumps her cold nose against my neck.

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat Feb 26 '25

Indeed, I was thinking about this just today.

Cats gonna sit on your chest or arm while sleeping, and as soon as you open your eyes, they will yell at u.

Well, at least mine does! She says "AAAAAAAH", it means she's hungry!

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u/Vrax15 Feb 26 '25

The piercing pain when they stand on your chest, somehow putting all their weight into 1 paw ;(

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u/Tim_of_Kent Feb 26 '25

Millie edges closer until we're practically nose-to-nose. She is absolutely obsessed with chasing cables and starts scratching my leg when it's close to bed time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '25

Yes, everyday

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u/cosmic-diamond33 Feb 26 '25

Yes, my girl cat is so delicate and weighs 9 lbs but my GOD she loves stepping right in my nipples and perching there lol she also love to sniff my eyelashes and bump her cold wet nose all over my face which grosses me out but I love her and I would take it any day over an ambivalent cat hahah

She also loves using soft paws to gently but incessantly paw me to do whatever it is she wants. Usually pets. While she drools. And she doesn’t like photos during such a time, as you can see from her soft pawing the camera down. LOL

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u/stormithy Feb 26 '25

That’s my boy

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u/blenneman05 Feb 26 '25

She’s a repeat offender anytime I’m watching tv!!! And especially on my cycle week, she turns into a Velcro cat. She tries to massage my uterus with her claws when I’m cramping but it doesn’t help the pain 🤣

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u/TapinAnts Feb 26 '25

This is the only way I sleep. Excuse my messy hair

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u/Ok-Passion9314 Feb 26 '25

Always. Almost every time I'm lying on my couch, my cat comes to rest on my chest like that.

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u/KaelosFenrir Bengal Feb 26 '25

Yep. Haha.

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u/greyyeux Feb 26 '25

Sometimes I get the face, sometimes I get the middle of the croissant, and sometimes it's the butt. If you can predict one thing about cats it's that they're never entirely predictable

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u/yasirk Feb 26 '25

Smol loaf resting over large loaf

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u/RetroMamaBadger Feb 26 '25

Yep, I wake up to this sweet face every morning. I set my alarm 10 minutes early so he can have snuggle time.

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u/ElizabethDangit Feb 26 '25

Yes, she did, and I miss her so much.

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u/threebabyrats Feb 26 '25

Yes. He is quite large though…

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u/Kuroboom Feb 26 '25

All the time, but usually only if I have fabric covering my chest.

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u/SqueegeeBeckinhyme89 Feb 26 '25

I have one that does this and the other sleeps on my head

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u/SelectSeaworthiness2 Feb 26 '25

Especially when I want to nap or scroll through my phone 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/FifiLeBean Feb 26 '25

I can't breathe

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u/pork-head Feb 26 '25

5-6 times a week waking up or falling asleep with this sight.

Edit : it was so hard to take this photo. I had to press the button on screen with my nose.

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u/Mego1989 Feb 26 '25

Every morning I get 1-3 cats on my chest.

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u/TyAndShirtCombo Feb 26 '25

She used to sit on my chest. As she got bigger she now circles, lays down, and then shimmies her butt over until she slides into the crook of my arm.

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u/xlcovo Feb 26 '25

yes! but more regularly:

arlo is a (black) back cat ❤️

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u/PoostonTheParamedic Feb 26 '25

Mine is this, always lays with his arms stretched out

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u/Dildobaggins_LOTPoon Feb 26 '25

Yes…and Watson will press his cold ass nose into my face and hold it there.

Here is the culprit:

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u/petuniasweetpea Feb 26 '25

Very Early ( 4am-ish)every morning, and only after jumping on my bladder first, expecting love and attention.

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u/Eli-Is-Tired American Shorthair Feb 26 '25

Like this?

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u/sxmilliondollarman Feb 26 '25

I'm basically a plushy warming pad for my girls

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u/BruceForsyth55 Feb 26 '25

Loves his tummy time.

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u/shiny-baby-cheetah Feb 26 '25

Yeah 🥲 my precious boy is gone now, but he used to lay on my chest in bed all the time, beaming pure love directly into my soul like the CareBear Stare and making biscuits on my chest.

Exhibit A, your Honor 🥲🥲🥲

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u/IcyPianist1100 Feb 26 '25

Not the clearest photo but you get the idea lol

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u/Mr-Larry-Fisherman Feb 26 '25

Every day before and after work!! I cannot leave until she says so!!

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u/TampontheBludThirsty Feb 26 '25

Sometimes she just stands on my tiddies and I just owwie

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u/SinfulDevo Feb 26 '25

My old cat did this all the time, but my current cat prefers shoulder rides. She drapes herself over my shoulder and purrs while I pet her.

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u/Spader113 Feb 26 '25

All the time.

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u/NaNsoul Feb 26 '25

My older cat used to but now just cuddles on the side. I can legit spoon with my little one. Her face is like "no dad we no wakie yet"

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u/Obfuscatory_Drivel Feb 26 '25

Two inches from da face. Pet me or die.

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u/BariSaxKing1 Feb 26 '25

Like this?

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u/c4tl0v3r5ev4 Feb 26 '25

If I had a dollar for every surprise fur scarf I woke up to, I would be a multimillionaire

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u/mulroo Feb 26 '25

Didn’t get a picture of the loaf because she repositioned, but yes lol

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u/Isla_Adventura Feb 26 '25

I’m always trapped under kitten.

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u/Magnaphoria Feb 26 '25

Also a victim

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u/iloveyourclock Feb 26 '25

I got this guy that does face to face snuggles. And my other cat does butt to face snuggles :(

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