r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Billionaire Not Resistance

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u/Wonderful_Ad8238 1d ago

Elon, you are Snow, Vader, Smith, Mathews, and creedy, all wrapped up in one and minus the spine of any of them.

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u/zuzg 1d ago

No Vader had a tragic upbringing and deserved pity.

Sidious is too smart or cool same with most other antagonists in Star wars.
Jabba the Hutt would be the appropriate comparison.

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u/Wonderful_Ad8238 1d ago

Hes actually like a fat version of Judge Smails from Caddy shack

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u/Ok_Sink5046 1d ago

Not that off.

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u/Green_Hat404 16h ago

This whole administration is just Pakleds and TNG era Ferengi with a Goa'uld as head of HHS.

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u/truffles76 1d ago

His villain origin story is he never got the free bowl of soup after buying that hat

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u/HumboldtChewbacca 23h ago

But definitely not good at anything resembling a sport.

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u/kilo_L33t3r 22h ago

Jabba the Musk

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u/vledermau5 20h ago

I was thinking of Nute Gunray.

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u/Mortukai 1d ago

He's Nolan Serento, Ready Player One.

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u/thisistherevolt 1d ago

There you go

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u/Artichokeypokey 20h ago

He's Snow without the cunning

Vader without the might

Smith without the grit

Matthews without the intelligence

I haven't seen V for Vendetta, but you get my point

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u/Zee_Arr_Tee 17h ago

That's still too much credit because they still look cool, Elon does not

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u/Winterflame76 20h ago

Hey, Snow actually had class.

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u/BrennanSpeaks 18h ago

Nah.  Snow is the closest comparison:  a narcissist by birth, a fascist by upbringing, a monster by choice and out of a desire for wealth.  If you read “Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes,” you realize that he’s much less the suave, terrifying demon that Katniss saw him as and was more of a “banality of evil” type.

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u/255001434 1d ago

Holy shit, that is an epic level of delusional if he thinks he's the underdog fighting against power. He could be trolling for all we know, because this is just too stupid.

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u/GolfIll564 1d ago

I absolutely believe he thinks he’s the hero of the story

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u/DilithiumCrystalMeth 23h ago

Elon believes he is the savior of humanity and will lead us to mars because his dad named him after a character in a sci-fi book written by a nazi.

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u/DominicB547 19h ago

Vivian his trans daughter told Hassan Piker that the Mars things is a complete farce.

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u/SkyJohn 19h ago edited 18h ago

I'm not his daughter and I can tell you it's a farce too.

He has taken billions in government money to develop a moon lander as well and hasn't built one.

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u/darkdestiny91 17h ago

I mean he attempted but that went up in flames, didn’t it?

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u/Debalic 15h ago

Just like his rockets. And his cars.

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u/Nicarus89 12h ago

He tried to play it cool with the rocket in a later interview, claiming that he intended for the rocket to blow up. It was part of the test... somehow.

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u/telerabbit9000 18h ago

we wont "need" planetary colonization until 400,000 years from now.
and civilization as we know it is only 4,000 years old.
and we're going to exhaust all raw materials in 400 years.
if climate change doesnt cause a catastrophe in 40 years.

meanwhile, why not "colonize" the Sahara or the antarctic. it has atmosphere, survivable temperature, no UV rays, water source. colonizing mars 395,000 years too early is a wasteful error.

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u/PhantasosX 18h ago

I wouldn't go with 400.000 years old as some hard number. But yeah , I agree.

Elon Musk goes on saying things like "SpaceX will colonize Mars" , but that is a full-on lie. The likes of Space Programs are aiming using drones , then human landing to make on-spot data research and then , eventually , creating a scientific base.

All of that would need 100 year or so to make it in a responsible and sensible way.

But you know....it's not some "cool" headline

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u/Pushfastr 17h ago

That's like the best outcome. Most likely, it'll slowly progress until we find a financial benefit out there, at which point people will colonize Mars but only to operate the refineries under corporate control. Because you don't have a lawyer in space, but the company does have HR.

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u/RighteousIndigjason 16h ago

Colonizing inhospitable areas of the earth would require producing actual results and wouldn't have the built-in excuse of "space is hard, guys" when he inevitably fails. The man is the world's richest pretender, and for the life of me, I will never understand how he has been allowed to fail upwards so spectacularly.

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u/Dahlgro 17h ago

Why 400,000 year? (I'm just curious hehe)

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u/Funchyy 16h ago

Probably the amount of time it would take to terraform Mars so we can actually take a walk outside there without a suit. 

Which raises another question, if we can terraform, why not keep earth habitable?.... the whole Mars thing is utter and complete bs even on its surface. 

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u/gromain 12h ago

Thing is, you can't "terraform" Mars. You can try to change characteristics but this will never solve the issue Mars has in the first place.

There is a reason Mars is not habitable, and can't hold enough gasses to form a proper atmosphere, and that's because it's not heavy enough to have a gravity high enough.

Not amount of terraforming (short of creating an artificial gravitational force) is going to solve this.

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u/Funchyy 11h ago

That, plus Mars will have the same existential threats in the form of asteroids and other objects hitting it even if we could make it habitable with sci-fi tech. So you would want to protect it with some deflector system or another, same question, why would we ever focus that to protect Mars and not our current home to start with? And Mars second if at all. 

Now, if we could only invent something to protect us from our own suns biggest farts, if that ever hits directly we be cooked anyway. Any Mars colony even more so with that shitty bit of gas calling itself a atmosphere.  Our own sun can end us with a big fart in our direction. 

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u/bong-su-han 17h ago

I'm trying to figure that out now as well and getting nowhere...

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u/Fat_Henry 16h ago

Man as we know is about 60,000 years old, give or take a millinia. Civilization is about 10,000 years old, give or take several hundred years, depending on what civilization is (cities vs. communities)

The odds of man lasting an additional 400,000 years is a stretch. We'll be our own executioners.

I do agree, though, that as a species we should focus more on our own planet. Also, 'colonizing' the Sahara wouldn't be good for the entire planet's climate.

Global weather and how each other works together is fascinating stuff.

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u/HorseBarkRB 16h ago

Excellent point. We're going to need all of that 'Mars tech' right here very soon to survive extreme heat/cold, floods, fires, tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes, tsunamis and also grow/raise food in a survivable biosphere. Stupid to go to Mars when Mars is coming to us...

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u/Diligent_Lobster6595 15h ago

We could start with, i dunno... maybe having an actual habitable planet as the target.

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u/kaisadilla_ 16h ago

colonizing mars 395,000 years too early is a wasteful error.

Nah, it's not. In life, you should never wait to do something until you need it. Being able to establish colonies in Mars is a noble goal. The fact that Musk is a fucking piece of shit and has been pretending to be a genius for years has nothing to do with it. Colonizing Mars is not bad just because Musk wants to do it, just like loving animals is not bad just because Hitler loved animals.

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u/saint2sinners 18h ago

So there's no chance of him ever leaving and getting the hell off our planet? I'm sad now.

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u/Draken09 18h ago

The best we might get from that in the remotely near future is tech that can help create climate bunkers for the ongoing climate crisis.

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u/wtfiswrongwithit 17h ago

It all is. He is a conman.  

I can’t think of anything related to his companies that he hasn’t defrauded people on. Full self driving is a scam. Cyber truck is a scam. His cars are overpriced dogshit with terrible QA. His tunnels are a scam. 

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u/psychorobotics 16h ago

He has 9 out of 9 symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder and you only need 5 for a diagnosis. It's a severe personality disorder that distorts the person's perception of reality, he doesn't see the contradiction.

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u/Rare-Forever2135 14h ago

No doubt. I think narcissists are attracted to each other, like bros are to other bros.

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u/FatherOfLights88 16h ago

I genuinely would like to hope that the savior of humanity has better manners and public speaking skills.

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u/spicedmanatee 11h ago edited 11h ago

You mean it's not someone you'd have to pretend to interpret like a horoscope? With everything that sounds bad being bluster and trolling, and everything that sounds good to me personally being when they are being really real and sincere?

I'm going to get an ulcer, this stuff is all so unhinged. It's like reality had a hiccup and we ended up in the bad place.

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u/FatherOfLights88 11h ago

Exactly.

A good person would explain their actions purely to clear up any misunderstanding. Not whatever this shit show is.

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u/mpete76 13h ago

That tracks, and the enigma of Elon Musk makes so much more sense now.

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u/ButterscotchButtons 1d ago

Idk if I buy that. I don't give him any credit but I do think he's self aware enough to know that he's a real life supervillain, and I think he gets off on it.

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u/slicednectarine 22h ago

That's still giving him too much credit tbh. AOC was laughing super hard when she was like 'times are bleak, but that is one of the stupidest people on the planet. Like you can't even imagine how dumb that dude is in person.'

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u/ilikedmatrixiv 19h ago

Like you can't even imagine how dumb that dude is in person.

I can. I could imagine it the first time I heard him speak in public. I never understood why anyone believed he was a genius.

I believed it, long ago, thanks to his amazing PR campaign. Then he came out with the Hyperloop in 2017 and I thought 'wait a second, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard'. Up until that point I had actually never heard him speak. So I looked up one of his talks. I knew he was an idiot fraud immediately.

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u/necessaryrooster 15h ago

The dumb people get taken in by his accent.

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u/Escapedtheasylum 19h ago

Where is the clip? That's wild

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u/slicednectarine 13h ago

She did a long video the day after Trump was elected laying out what our next steps should be, it was in that video.

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u/Glad_Island8295 23h ago

all that crying he did in those interviews, i’d argue he does think he’s part of the resistance…maybe the ketamine has gotten to the part of the brain that handles cognitive awareness and fried it

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u/NoMasters83 21h ago

You don't get anywhere in this world without learning to lie. Elon, Trump, Bezos, and their ilk are all world-class bullshit artists. They know that they're lying, but their lives are built on these lies. It's a deeply-entrenched all-consuming deception. And they are speaking to their target demographic -- not to us. Their audience gobbles this shit up. It's prophecy for them.

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u/chr1spe 19h ago

How are they "world class"? I literally can't think of a single person whose opinion I trust in the slightest who doesn't see straight through them. It just turns out you don't have to be good at lying at all if you have money and power and a willingness to confidently spout obvious bullshit and a decent portion of incomprehensible people will eat it up.

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u/Joben86 18h ago

You don't even need the money or the power tbh. Most conmen are not rich before they start their grift.

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u/pogoli 22h ago

That’s who we want making the big decisions. /s

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u/drwhoovian 22h ago

I highly recommend looking into what Kara Swisher has to say about him. If you want it in short form, the interview she gave on the Ezra Klein Show breaks down everything we're seeing.

She says on there that he is obsessed with good and evil and sees himself as the hero of the story.

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u/Vitalstatistix 20h ago

He’s the type that unironically “studied the blade” — there’s no way he thinks of himself as anything other than the hero.

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u/_BannedAcctSpeedrun_ 20h ago

Dude is the main character of Earth and has said multiple times that we probably live in a simulation, so yeah it's easy to believe he sees himself in his ketamine-filled dreams as the hero of the story and not part of the "elite" most of those dystopian movies are about where the resistance is against them.

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u/Zyquux 20h ago

No, he's Handsome Jack from Borderlands.

He owns a huge corporation and uses its power to bully his way to the top and get what he wants. In his mind, he's the real hero and doing the world a favor by getting rid of all his opponents. He has a kid that he only talks about and shows when it's convenient for him; otherwise, the child is merely a tool to exploit.

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u/BigRedUglyMan 19h ago

Nah, Elon wants more than anything else to be remembered as the guy who saved the world. He has no interest in actually doing it, mind. He just sees a giant statue of himself on Mars and gets hard about it.

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u/GreyouTT 19h ago edited 19h ago

He talks like Walton Simons from Deus Ex I s2g

He even copied the dude's government "efficiency" plan

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u/catchcatchhorrortaxi 19h ago

I don’t think you realise how completely alien people’s thought process can become when they are so wealthy that they are cut off from reality and surrounded by simpering yes people that drown their every word in gushing praise. Already being a narcissist and off your tits on ketamine won’t help either.

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

Bingo. When talking about the Tesla protests and people hating him, you can tell Elon's deeply affected.

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u/gjb94 13h ago

It’s definitely an act, he’s part of team Trump. It’s all about never dropping the act no matter how much you’re called out, and making use of short attention spans in 24hr news.

Make everything an idealogical argument, never open the door to facts so they can’t be used against you, and keep enough of the stupid convinced with your rhetoric that you’re able to continue the plan

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u/xion_gg 1d ago

Remember his dad said he was called a retard by his professors and that was his general thinking of him.

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u/MerisiCalista 21h ago

You would need to be high on Special K to be this delusional.

I think Elon is broken.

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u/LetsGetsThisPartyOn 1d ago

So much K has rotted his brain

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u/EnvironmentalHour613 1d ago

Idk. I just think he’s a sociopath that really likes Ketamine.

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u/flyingupvotes 21h ago

I think all of them think they’re the hero. Hence J6. They cos play the hero, and are told they’re the heroes by echo chambers. They’ve fallen into disillusion about their reality.

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u/Barnacle_Baritone 20h ago

The villain always thinks he’s the hero.

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u/shkeptikal 1d ago

It's called narcissism and it's genuinely shocking how many people have no clue what it looks like. Especially so considering it's a literal side effect of obscene wealth and that's who this country has been worshipping at the altar of for the last 40 years.

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u/One-Earth9294 20h ago

I feel like a spell is cast with narcissism where people are SO dumb they think these guys are charismatic.

A normal person doesn't find Trump charismatic they find him repugnant. We just have a lot of dipshits who have a 0/10 'judge of character' skill.

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u/IWantToBeAWebDev 16h ago

He’s a poor man’s winner. Trump acts very “poor”. He’s petty, vindictive, stupid, unwilling to listen, etc. but he’s also rich.

So poor people, who are insecure about their own value, see it as “hey ppl like me can be successful! So it must be something else holding me back. Like liberals,..”

And Shazam. We’re here.

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u/One-Earth9294 16h ago

It's a deeper instinctual thing I think. Like we've de-evolved the ability to see dangerous behavior.

I can see through Trump's act and that has never been a problem for me. But it's like some people just lack the wiring that should set of 'charlatan' alarm bells.

And let's think about how unpopular the shit he does is vs the shit he says he's going to do is. Make no mistake that he's not giving those people the things they want (outside of the richest most hateful among them), he's just... god to them. He's a golden calf and it should be the most obvious thing in the world.

When he gets on stage and does his little smirking handjob act they say 'oh my god this man is the coolest motherfucker to ever live' and normal people say 'that man is 4'10" of stacked shit and cringe wearing platform shoes.

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u/255001434 1d ago

I'm familiar with his narcissism, but Elon is also known for trolling so it's not always obvious where he's coming from.

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u/slicednectarine 22h ago edited 22h ago

Narcissists are rarely honest and genuinely do things just to get under peoples' skin because they like to see the reaction, aka narcissistic supply, which is what you're calling trolling.

This person isn't referring to what we colloquially know as narcissistic traits, but narcissistic personality disorder, which is always going to be far more common than we'll ever know because of the fact that no narcissist is going out and seeking a diagnosis. They're absolutely everywhere and Trump and Elon are both textbook narcissists. Narcissists are walking egos fueled by narcissistic supply (the constant flow of pain and frustration of others) and pathological avoidance of feeling shame by externalizing hatred onto others. It's its own lifestyle, personality, everything. Every action a narcissist does is in service of their own ego.

edit: not trying to sound like I'm scolding you btw, I've just endured a lot of narcissistic abuse in my life and once you are forced to look into that abyss and research what the fuck is wrong with the narcissist in your life, you see how there really isn't anything unique about narcissists. All of their differences are extremely superficial. They're all exactly the same deep down and they act the same way, even if there are different flavors of narcissist you may encounter in your life. It'd be fascinating if they didn't do such horrific damage to everyone they encounter.

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u/mariahnot2carey 1d ago

All of maga thinks they're the resistance. I mean, in their mind, they're the ones taking over a tyrannical govt. Because someone asked them to please be mindful of someone's pronouns. Wasnt even a fucking law but, yeah, they're sooooo oppressed.

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u/vledermau5 20h ago

I said this to some MAGA who was convinced they were the Resistance, they told me to explain it and I did. All I got as an answer was..."I don't care".

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u/Natural-Gur40 19h ago

“Bored” “I don’t care” “that’s not true” “but what about…” 

It’s all there really is. Comments under tariff news had “well now they care about prices” as if increasing them even more artificially somehow is good after they were increased by monopolistic companies with no competitors. 

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u/DisMFer 23h ago

He honestly thinks he's Tony Stark. Like this is not an exaggeration. Musk thinks he's saving the world with his actions and that everyone against him are villains in a comic book.

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u/Babyyougotastew4422 17h ago

It’s text book anakin skywalker shit but he thinks he’s luke

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u/jastop94 1d ago

I think he actually believes he is the hero of his own story

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u/DJ_Fuckknuckle 1d ago

He really is that delusional.

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u/ThatNextAggravation 23h ago

He is convinced he is the smartest and most important person in the world. Smarter. Than. Every. Single. Person. In. The. World. Only he matters and everybody else can fuck off and die. Take the egocentrism and entitlement of an emotionally underdeveloped child and give it all the power in the world. That's FElon for you.

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u/Blazinsquatch 20h ago

Its expert level gaslighting that is working exceptionally well on their supporters.

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u/96919 19h ago

But their base eats it up. Im in a few stock market subs and they're all seeing red today, but they're over there still blaming Democrats.

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u/kobayashi_maru_fail 21h ago

He also had a brief second where he read Dune, thought he was the Kwisatz Haderach, made a baby with Grimes via paid uterus because he dug her nerd-girl vibe, then was like “Galactic jihad!”. He’s just bored with human/american/political/earth damage, he thinks he deserves to be on a grander scale.

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u/BubbaValentine 1d ago

When you’re too dumb to know that YOU are the villain.

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u/Ribbitygirl 1d ago

He would definitely watch The Boys and think Homelander was ther hero.

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u/DontRefuseMyBatchall 20h ago

“Stormfront has some salient points when you think about it…”

Needless to say, that guy is not welcome back in the gaming group and thinks it’s the woke mind virus’ fault.

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u/Sulfurys 18h ago

"I mean, you have Billy Butcher, who’s a huge jerk, running around on stage where the Vought stock price had gone in half, and he was overjoyed."

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 15h ago

I mean, that's basically what he believes in real life. "White Genocide" nonsense, might makes right, racist/antisemitic conspiracy theories, racist upbringing from wealth. They both presented themselves as free-thinking liberal populist social media darlings only to later reveal they were evil monsters.

He's a lot like her.

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u/Roflkopt3r 20h ago

The writers of The Boys had to eliminate any subtlety because right wingers kept misunderstanding the series. They're beyond satire.

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u/ForensicPathology 18h ago

Apparently he's too dumb to realize he's in charge as well.

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u/old_and_boring_guy 1d ago

Mentioning V for Vendetta is some delicious irony. I wonder how the guy who watched it for him explained it?

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u/sizzler_sisters 1d ago

Haha! Came here to say the same. It’s also funny that a group using Guy Fawkes masks has outwardly opposed him IRL.

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u/Pauzhaan 23h ago

Remember “People should not be afraid of their government… Governments should be afraid of their people.”

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u/dallywolf 22h ago

Yeah, the movie is literately about a guy who gets revenge on the wealthy that dismantled a government and killed hundred of thousands to do it.

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u/npc4lyfe 20h ago

The movie that explicitly states that conservative thinking and lust for power and money are the causes for a horrifically bigoted, autocratic, and abusive society? Not sure I see the irony.

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u/Independent-Couple87 1d ago

Speaking of Alan Moore, I think Adrian Veidt, aka Ozymandias, probably has more parallels to Elon Musk.

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u/old_and_boring_guy 1d ago

Ozymandias was smart.

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u/Wordymanjenson 20h ago

Holy cow that was funny.

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u/Strict_Foundation_31 1d ago

Does he think he's Rorschach from The Watchmen? He wants to be either an anti-hero or an edgelord, but doesn't realize people don't like him.

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u/Independent-Couple87 1d ago

I think he probably has more in common with Ozymandias, at least in terms of ideology.

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u/Strict_Foundation_31 1d ago

I just remember Rorschach as being more cryptic and potentially destructive. Elon needs everyone to think he's a badass.

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u/SirArthurDime 11h ago edited 11h ago

Rorschach wasn’t operating on ego. He didn’t even necessarily have a super high opinion of himself. More so just a nihilistic view of everyone else. Maybe in his mind he’s Rorschach, but in reality he’s much more like Ozymandias.

Rich and powerful, operates large organization, hyper inflated ego, thinks fixing the world requires sacrifice and he gets to play god and decide who makes that sacrifice, was once revered as one of the worlds great minds but ultimately used that for some whacky evil plan, and if you count the show ultimately went full looney toons.

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u/Independent-Couple87 1d ago

Elon needs everyone to think he's a badass.

You can say a similar thing about Adrian Veidt.

It is easier for Veidt, however, because he is a ridiculously athletic and strong individual with a large list of accomplishments and a company that built very useful things.

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u/One-Earth9294 20h ago

I'm thinking more like Zorg from 5th Element... but even Zorg had his moments of clever.

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u/Fucky0uthatswhy 14h ago

I just read that poem by Percy Shelley after looking up your comment. I like it a lot

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u/FlimsyTumbleweed7161 1d ago

Divergent was literally about conforming to one trait for the rest of your life (conservatism) and they were genociding anybody who was slightly different lmfao

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u/No-Goose-5672 1d ago

It kinda works as a cautionary tale against human genetic engineering, though. Humans enhanced certain traits, but weakened others in the process, i.e., the brave people were dumb thugs and the smart people were uncaring and cowardly. The divergents were the results of breeding programs to fix the damage done to humanity by making people whole again.

Where it fell apart was how the universe operated. I get the whole “you can overcome your genes” message of allowing the kids to choose their factions. However, the fact that those kids’ parents were genetically engineered to be a certain way and the kids only get one shot at joining a faction that may not play to their strengths. If they don’t successfully become part of the faction, they’re ostracized from society and become homeless. It’s literally the opposite of the intended message.

And the whole thing kinda spirals from there. I could go on, but spoilers, I guess.

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u/SirArthurDime 11h ago

In all of these movies the villain was either the worlds richest person, or a collection of the worlds richest people who if you were to provide a real world picture of it’d just be the front row of trumps inauguration.

Yes Elon we have seen this movie. And that’s why we’re resisting the non democratic take over of our gvt by you ave your billionaire pals you fucking twat.

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u/waterly_favor 1d ago

he's the FUCKING EMPIRE!

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u/PreferredSex_Yes 1d ago

All those movies, the rebels are woke AF.

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u/Strain_Pure 1d ago

There is no "resistance" in V For Vendetta, there's one guy who wants revenge, and his revenge just happens to have a good result.

The opposite can be said for The Matrix, imagine living your life in the Matrix and being used to that world, only for someone who doesn't agree with it to unplug you and force you to live in a cave and eat slop.

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u/Beneficial-Eagle-566 19h ago

As someone who watched The Matrix over 20 times, I don't recall Neo being forced to accept the cave and the slop. Didn't we had the Cypher arc showing machines making a deal with a "cave man" promising him that they'll put him back in the Matrix by betraying the crew? Wasn't this about Cypher's choice to live inside the Matrix because he hates eating slop and living in a spaceship?

Don't you think that Neo could just express his disinterest in all of this and get on the same side as the machines the way Cypher did? The initial pill choice was whether he wants to see the truth. Calling it "forced" make it sounds like they kidnapped Thomas Anderson without his will.

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u/Current-Author7473 1d ago

Who does he cheer for watching Indiana jones?

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u/makemeking706 1d ago

/r/selfawarewolves might need to shut down. Nothing is going to top this.

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u/Working-Bet-9104 1d ago

He has the mentality of a child. Your losing your daddy’s money

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u/Automatic-Cold-5855 1d ago

He’s just like his daddy tRump.

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u/demator 1d ago

Actually in Star Wars the Rebellion had some pretty wealthy benefactors like the Organa's (not that Im saying that Muskrat is the good guy, just wanted to share a little Star Wars fact)

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u/jojo_1021 20h ago

I used to think he was like Lex Luthor, but Lex was highly intelligent. The more Elon speaks, the more stupid and deluded he seems.

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u/pimpnasty 20h ago

Explain this, I was under the assumption he was only worth millions after PayPal.

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u/ThatNextAggravation 23h ago

I have this wild Litmus test for this kind of stuff that works really well: the Resistance usually isn't the side that's dismantling democracy, throwing around Nazi salutes and getting people thrown into camps without due process.

The dark side is usually not depicted as that fucking stupid, though.

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u/No-Goose-5672 1d ago

Elon, you’re whoever the fuck Littlefinger was in “Maze Runner,” bro.

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u/Mountain_Cry1605 15h ago

No we get it Elon.

You are the Capitol.

You are the Empire.

You are an Agent of the Matrix.

You are the partnif the system in Divergent.

You are Norse Fire.

Yet you think you're resistance. 😂😂😂

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u/johnfkngzoidberg 1d ago

Let’s be honest, Trump is Palpatine, except his lightsaber skills are shit. Musk wants to be Anakin, and I bet he’d slaughter a temple full of non-white younglings, but he’s more like Jabba the Hut.

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u/Calm-Technology7351 20h ago

Don’t insult Palpatine like that! Everything he did was quiet and calculated. Everyone else did his work for him with the occasional nudge. Trump is loud and trying to grasp on to any bit of power he can find. Nobody suspected palps while half the country and much of the world has called trump on his shit

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u/Shoggnozzle 20h ago

In what universe is the guy with all the money "the resistance"?

None, ever, art imitates life.

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u/NCMathDude 1d ago

Please check Elon Musk into a mental institution

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u/Irish_Goodbye4 20h ago

The resistance is the Gaza freedom fighter rebels. The Evil Empire is the Israel / UK / US axis.

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u/GuitarSingle4416 1d ago

When this drug addled prick, wanted to become a citizen of the US......did he mention, he may try to buy an election or two? Sexually assault a flight attendant, establish a compound for the rented wombs he's hoping to form another Reich with. Eliminate oversight for government contracts this prick has. Seems if he said he wanted to do those things, he would be denied citizenship

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u/0ldgrumpy1 20h ago

You watched “The Hunger Games” and sided with the resistance people who opposed authoritarianism.
You watched “Star Wars” and sided with the resistance people who opposed authoritarianism.
You watched “The Matrix” and sided with the resistance people who opposed authoritarianism.
You watched “Divergent” and sided with the resistance people who opposed authoritarianism.
You watched “V for Vendetta” and sided with the resistance people who opposed authoritarianism.
And somehow he's shocked that we oppose authoritarianism. He's that stupid.

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u/dpdugg 1d ago

Uhm, we did NOT watch divergent, you maniac.

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u/gademmet 15h ago edited 13h ago

What a maroon.

You don't get to just CALL yourself "the resistance" and have that be true. This is real life, not drawing wojaks.

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u/BeanieManPresents 15h ago

I think he was posting stuff like that back when Biden was in charge, they've got no creative ideas on the right. They saw people talking about 'resistance' in Trumps first term and just grabbed it for themselves.

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u/WasteGeologist-90210 16h ago

We had a revolution and threw off the king

We had a civil war and freed slaves

We fought for women’s equality and got it

We had a civil rights movement and fought for equality

We fought for social security, equal housing, rights for the disabled, and affordable health care, and we won

We are the resistance

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u/mohel_kombat 1d ago

Every time I hear conservatives compare themselves with a good-aligned fictional resistance group it's very apparent that they missed the whole point of the movie

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u/_Originz__ 15h ago

That's what I don't get though. He has to be basically trolling or something because the rich are always the ones doing the oppressing. We just get tricked into thinking it's specific races or cultures when in reality everything, even religion bends to the whims of the rich

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u/ViceMaiden 15h ago

Seriously. It's got to be trolling or drug induced delusion. There's no way someone can be this stupid. Right? Right???

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u/DiveSociety 20h ago

When you have the mainstream media on your side, you’re not the resistance, people.

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u/foolofabrandybuck 15h ago

Chat is this actually real

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u/I_am_war_machine 15h ago

Where’s Indiana Jones, Elon?

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u/stereofeathers 15h ago

"You are against the rich evil government figures in fiction, and yet... you are against the rich evil government figures in real life??"

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u/OverlyExpressiveLime 1d ago

The only good fascist is the very dead fascist

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u/DeKingOne 1d ago

Elon is either off his meds or supplementing them with some he shouldn’t.

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u/marbsarebadredux 1d ago

Dudes bringing up the Matrix while actively selling robots???

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u/bobbymcpresscot 1d ago

the billionaire nepo baby... thinks HE is the resistance? Thats enough reddit for today.

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u/Andreus 15h ago

Lmao Elon Musk thinks I watched Divergent

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u/will_waltz 15h ago

Dude needs to go away.

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u/lastchanceforachange 15h ago

What unlimited ketamine does to an already psychotic person

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u/I_need_a_date_plz 14h ago

What kind of idiot doesn’t realize he’s the goddamn villain???

Throwing up the seig heil during the inauguration or buying votes should have been his indicator.

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u/littlelakes 14h ago

I know he's free-floating nitwit with no real ties to reality and no one in his life who cares about him enough to correct him or tell him no....but V For Vendetta? He sees himself on the side of V, from V for Vendetta??? It's hard to tell if he's trolling, actually that delusional, or just is like guessing at the plots of movies.

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u/Degofreak 14h ago

The party in power is NOT the resistance.

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u/mlwspace2005 11h ago

The irony of mentioning Star wars is that "resistance" was against an analog for the US empire lmfao

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u/OrangeCone2011 15h ago

This fucker is the prototype for the villain in every Marvel movie. Fuck him.

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u/AlanSulf 1d ago

Lmaooooooo! What a take…fucking cheese and rice.

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u/up2smthng 1d ago

I sided with the main character

Main character being the underdog usually makes a better story

Simple as

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u/CankerLord 1d ago

Watched Andor and sided with the resistence and an insanely rich guy was part of the resistance. The resistence wasn't just a smokescreen for pushing that insanely rich guy's personal financial interests and he actively criticized himself for what he had to do to defeat the most powerful entity in the story.

I wonder if Elon thinks he's ever done anything wrong other than when he's failed to get exactly what he wanted.

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u/MarshMadness11 1d ago

Musk wants admiration so bad, but he’s the evil weird kid without a clue

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u/Babyyougotastew4422 17h ago

V for vendetta literally is against right wing fascism. They literally tell you

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u/Relative-Moment-5719 16h ago

I'm positive at this point Elon is either history's greatest troll or, more likely, a straight up retard.

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u/Ambitious_Squash7750 16h ago

The poor and downtrodden rose up against tyranny. That's what happened in all of those movies. Fucking idiot.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bed4682 16h ago

I'm watching the US burn at the hands of a felon and billionaire and I'm still siding with the resistance what's his point🧐?

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u/Majestic-Thing1339 16h ago

He really sees himself as some kind of hero, doesn't he? He really does think he is Tony Stark without the suit. I hope he gets his suit, because we all know its gonna work about as well as a CyberTruck.

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u/EveyNameIsTaken_ 14h ago

richest man on earth thinks he's part of the peasants fighting the elite lmao

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u/LameDuckDonald 11h ago

He ain't no Tony Stark. But I guess that's why Endgame isn't on the list.

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u/Classic-Ad9253 11h ago

Most self aware billionaire

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u/gambitgrl 10h ago

Wait...Elon actually think's his side is the resistance????

Even autism and ketamine can't explain this level of delusion. He's fucking nuts. Send him to Mars already, fulfill his dream.

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u/Velocoraptor369 1d ago

Emperor palatine was the bad guy just like Muskkk!

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u/Happy-Medicine-3600 1d ago

We all thought he was so intelligent? Then he started speaking. Now I can’t figure out if this is propaganda or stupidity? He can’t actually believe this? We KNOW he’s stupid…but he can’t be this stupid? Can he?

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u/NumerousTaste 1d ago

He's literally what we are resisting against! Billionaires must fall!! Hard!!

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u/gonadi 1d ago

I love those movies too much to let the right mindfuck their way into stealing them from me.

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u/Aggravating_Tax_4670 1d ago

We don't live in the same world.

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u/BadIdeaBobcat 1d ago

Excuse me Erik, would you like to sign this petition that says the richest man in the world was always part of the resistance? You might (definitely won't) "win" a million bucks!

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u/seclifered 1d ago

The enemy was always a dictatorship who ignored laws

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u/Katty-kattt 1d ago

He literally the one we resisting

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u/suplexdolphin 23h ago

Is it rage bait or delusions?

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u/Synth_Savage 23h ago

Bro paid for votes in 2 separate elections and isn't rotting in a cell because of his bank account, stfu

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u/runawayhuman 21h ago

V literally fought against a far right authoritarian government. What the fuck is he talking about?

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u/erichie 20h ago

Everyone is the hero in their own story even when you have 8.2 billion dollars.

$100, to someone who makes $60,000, is $644,666,666 to Elon. Think about that for a fucking second.

He recently spent $20 million on an election in Wisconsin. That would be if someone who made $40,000 donated 3 dollars and 92 cents.

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u/Actual-Team-4222 20h ago

Dude ignores the fact that all the main characters in those movies would despise him as much as we do.

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u/Actual-Team-4222 20h ago

Dude ignores the fact that all the main characters in those movies would despise him as much as we do.

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u/postALEXpress 20h ago

Does he think he's not the literal embodiment of "the man"?!

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u/blac_sheep90 19h ago

It's the fact that he takes himself so seriously that makes it so cringe.

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u/Synner1985 19h ago

Yes, we still are siding with the resistance, he's just consistently on the side we're fighting against and is too stupid/blind to see that.

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u/Evenspace- 19h ago

Holy fuck this guy is so delusional he thinks he’s part of the resistance? Never seen someone more interested in the empire before

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u/afrosia 18h ago

Nobody watched Divergent

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u/not_the_droids 17h ago

In all these examples you could add "... and you sided with the resistance against the fascists.

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u/mouldyavacado 17h ago

How does one achieve this level of delusion

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u/JJscribbles 17h ago

In every one of those films we can point out almost immediately which character Elon would be. Its the wealthy megalomaniac bad guy who thinks he’s saving the world by destroying the people living in it.

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u/Neither-Promotion-65 17h ago

I picture him saying this to himself in the mirror. Then he cries sadly by himself. ALONE. FOREVER.

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u/PhaseCancelled 17h ago

The people believing this crap belong in a padded room next to his.