r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Wouldn't hurt to hear them out.

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u/HeyWhatsItToYa 2d ago

Narf!

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u/NeilZod 2d ago

Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

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u/Massive-Apple-8768 2d ago

I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a rubber hose at this time of night?

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u/SunTzu- 2d ago

Leave the foie gras preparation to the professionals Pinky.