r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Wouldn't hurt to hear them out.

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u/HeyWhatsItToYa 2d ago

Narf!

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u/maxsmart01 2d ago

Sounds good!! I’m on board. Let’s do this!!

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 2d ago

Can't be worse than Orangey's platform.

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u/Khaldara 2d ago

“Orangey, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, “counter-intelligence.” You have the I.Q. of plaster.”

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u/SciFiNut91 2d ago

"Don't be rude Brain, Plaster has a use - it's protects things or binds them together."

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u/HoldThisGirlDown 2d ago

I think the biggest real difference between orangman's platform/policies and Pinky's (and even to a certain extent Brain's) is that all of Pinky's ideas and decisions would be coming from a well-intentioned and good-natured mind.

Also they'd be easier to read, Pinky is way better at self expression

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 2d ago

Sad but true.

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u/NeilZod 2d ago

Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

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u/wunderbraten 2d ago

Yes Brain, but I would never let JD Vance crash on our couch.

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u/Massive-Apple-8768 2d ago

I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a rubber hose at this time of night?

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u/SunTzu- 2d ago

Leave the foie gras preparation to the professionals Pinky.

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u/Khaldara 2d ago

I think so Brain, but what if the chicken won’t wear the nylons?

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u/RhynoD 2d ago

I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares then why is he still doing it?

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u/Top_Meaning6195 2d ago

I think so, Brain:

  • but do American flags come in gluten-free now?
  • but if we legalize cheese, won’t the crackers demand equal rights?
  • but how do you filibuster a jellybean?
  • but won’t Congress get upset if we turn the Capitol into a bouncy castle?
  • but if we ban Mondays, what happens to lasagna?
  • but how will we get the Supreme Court to wear funny hats?
  • but if we nationalize the ducks, how will we tell which one’s Steve?
  • but I don’t think the Pentagon is a good shape for a dance floor.

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u/Total-Tangerine4016 2d ago

We have the answer to the 3rd one. Ask Cory Booker.

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u/SciFiNut91 2d ago

Q1) Technically they are, since they don't have gluten. 2)Yes they will. 3)By threating to Jack it's stock. 4)Why would they be upset, it's already a circus - and there's the clown with orange makeup and the bearded lady next to the Indian Lady. 5) Lasagna becomes pasta sandwich. 6)By telling them to wear their graduation caps. 7) They're all Steve. 8)No Pinky, but the Pentagon doesn't need to dance, so why would it need a floor?

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u/HoldThisGirlDown 2d ago

Ain't american but Pinky def got my vote based on this

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u/Correct_Chemical5179 1d ago

If they were called Sad Meals, would kids still buy them?

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u/Kraeftluder 2d ago

I think so Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent.

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u/avesthasnosleeves 2d ago

Are you thinking pondering what I’m thinking pondering?

FTFY!

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u/NeilZod 2d ago

Wuh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.

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u/misirlou22 1d ago

This was always my favorite.

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u/NeilZod 1d ago

It’s also my favorite

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u/JennaFrost 2d ago

I think so brain, but where are we going to find that many thigh high socks?

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u/sa87 1d ago

Straight to /r/programming Pinky!

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u/Proj3ctPurp1e 2d ago

I think so, Brain. But it's a miracle this one grew back.

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u/Incorporeal_Toilet 2d ago

Nuclear Attack Readiness Formation!

I approve of this message

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u/ThoughtNPrayer 2d ago

Ah, I see what you did there!

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u/the_simurgh 1d ago

Ironically, there was an episode where Pinky was in control, and it went perfectly. The minute brain took over it all went to shit.

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u/Different-Meal-6314 1d ago

I like the fan fiction that Pinky was the smart one keeping Brain from destroying everything. They referenced the game show episode where Brain couldn't spell his name clearly.

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u/TheNarfanator 2d ago

You called?

Uhhh, yeah.... things sucks right now, but you gotta keep going. Keep looking out for each other. Don't forget love still exists even in the darkest of times.

Most importantly - don't forget the real American spirit: Work.

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u/teran85 2d ago

We demand NARF! Now and tomorrow! NARF!

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u/waiting2Bzapped 2d ago

Du dooda dulu dulu

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u/kdthex01 1d ago

You had me at narf ok. You had me at narf.