r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Wouldn't hurt to hear them out.

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u/Finest_Johnson 2d ago

"Where are we going to find rubber pants in our size at this time of night?"

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u/Minimum_Dealer_3303 2d ago

Pinky also asks "How are we going to get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?" in a different episode. He really thought about pants a lot for a guy who walked around naked most of the time.

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u/LaTeChX 2d ago

If I had to conquer the world naked I'd be thinking about where I could get some pants too

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u/jeremysbrain 2d ago

He has eight quotes about pants/leggings:
"I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?”
"I think so, Brain. But pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby."
"I think so, Brain, but his time, you put the trousers on the Chimp"
"I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?"
"I think so, Brain! But shouldn't we let the silk worms finish the boxer shorts before we put them on?"
"Well, I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime." 
"I think so, Brain. But what if the Earl of Essex doesn't like burlap pantaloons?"
"How are we going to get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?" 

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u/YellowCardManKyle 2d ago

The only one I remember is "how are we going to fit two flamingos into one pair of Capri pants"