r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Wouldn't hurt to hear them out.

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u/Finest_Johnson 2d ago

"Where are we going to find rubber pants in our size at this time of night?"

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u/IrascibleOcelot 2d ago

“If they called them Sad Meals, no one would buy them!”

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u/myEVILi 2d ago

“If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared; why’d they make a song about it?”

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u/funLover98311 2d ago

I literally thought it was “jimmy crapped corn and no one cared”

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u/JamesTrickington303 2d ago

I think Jimmy cracked the corn off the cob as the first step in distilling moonshine, and the singer isn’t going to snitch.

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u/9966 2d ago

I thought it was "then why did he keep doing it"

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u/Minimum_Dealer_3303 2d ago

Pinky also asks "How are we going to get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?" in a different episode. He really thought about pants a lot for a guy who walked around naked most of the time.

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u/LaTeChX 2d ago

If I had to conquer the world naked I'd be thinking about where I could get some pants too

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u/jeremysbrain 2d ago

He has eight quotes about pants/leggings:
"I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?”
"I think so, Brain. But pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby."
"I think so, Brain, but his time, you put the trousers on the Chimp"
"I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?"
"I think so, Brain! But shouldn't we let the silk worms finish the boxer shorts before we put them on?"
"Well, I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime." 
"I think so, Brain. But what if the Earl of Essex doesn't like burlap pantaloons?"
"How are we going to get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?" 

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u/YellowCardManKyle 2d ago

The only one I remember is "how are we going to fit two flamingos into one pair of Capri pants"

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u/Mortwight 2d ago

i use this quote in real life all the time

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u/Dudewhocares3 1d ago

“How can you have a duck dynasty if none of the people are ducks?”