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r/clevercomebacks • u/CrunchM • 2d ago
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Narf!
33 u/NeilZod 2d ago Are you thinking what I’m thinking? 20 u/Top_Meaning6195 2d ago I think so, Brain: but do American flags come in gluten-free now? but if we legalize cheese, won’t the crackers demand equal rights? but how do you filibuster a jellybean? but won’t Congress get upset if we turn the Capitol into a bouncy castle? but if we ban Mondays, what happens to lasagna? but how will we get the Supreme Court to wear funny hats? but if we nationalize the ducks, how will we tell which one’s Steve? but I don’t think the Pentagon is a good shape for a dance floor. 6 u/Total-Tangerine4016 2d ago We have the answer to the 3rd one. Ask Cory Booker.
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Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
20 u/Top_Meaning6195 2d ago I think so, Brain: but do American flags come in gluten-free now? but if we legalize cheese, won’t the crackers demand equal rights? but how do you filibuster a jellybean? but won’t Congress get upset if we turn the Capitol into a bouncy castle? but if we ban Mondays, what happens to lasagna? but how will we get the Supreme Court to wear funny hats? but if we nationalize the ducks, how will we tell which one’s Steve? but I don’t think the Pentagon is a good shape for a dance floor. 6 u/Total-Tangerine4016 2d ago We have the answer to the 3rd one. Ask Cory Booker.
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I think so, Brain:
6 u/Total-Tangerine4016 2d ago We have the answer to the 3rd one. Ask Cory Booker.
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We have the answer to the 3rd one. Ask Cory Booker.
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u/HeyWhatsItToYa 2d ago
Narf!