r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Wouldn't hurt to hear them out.

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u/Finest_Johnson 2d ago

"Where are we going to find rubber pants in our size at this time of night?"

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u/IrascibleOcelot 2d ago

“If they called them Sad Meals, no one would buy them!”

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u/myEVILi 2d ago

“If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared; why’d they make a song about it?”

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u/9966 2d ago

I thought it was "then why did he keep doing it"