r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Wouldn't hurt to hear them out.

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u/HeyWhatsItToYa 2d ago

Narf!

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u/NeilZod 2d ago

Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

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u/Top_Meaning6195 2d ago

I think so, Brain:

  • but do American flags come in gluten-free now?
  • but if we legalize cheese, won’t the crackers demand equal rights?
  • but how do you filibuster a jellybean?
  • but won’t Congress get upset if we turn the Capitol into a bouncy castle?
  • but if we ban Mondays, what happens to lasagna?
  • but how will we get the Supreme Court to wear funny hats?
  • but if we nationalize the ducks, how will we tell which one’s Steve?
  • but I don’t think the Pentagon is a good shape for a dance floor.

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u/Correct_Chemical5179 1d ago

If they were called Sad Meals, would kids still buy them?