r/confidentlyincorrect • u/Hemeoncol • 1d ago

Smug Everything Trade War

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u/Beljason 1d ago

In no universe ever is American “alcohol” the finest in the world in any category of any alcohol produced in the history of mankind

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u/Hattkake 1d ago

It's like what Monthy Python said: "why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water".

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u/Daztur 1d ago

Right, because nothing whatsoever has changed about American beer since the 70's so that joke is still 100% timely!

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u/CautiousLandscape907 1d ago

No one offended by Monty Python has ever been the hero

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u/Daztur 1d ago

Monty Python was spot on...in the 70's. Just there are a gazillion kinds of American IPA etc. now so the joke is just a tad bit dated now.

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u/edgefinder 1d ago

That kind of beer doesn't get exported. Coors is still piss.

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u/Daztur 1d ago

Plenty of it is exported if you know where to look, I can find it easily here in Korea.

Coors, like Miller and Budweiser, is not even American owned anymore. The biggest American-owned breweries are now Sam Adams and Yuengling, both of which are fine.

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u/edgefinder 1d ago

Okay sure, you know where to look and what to look for. That is not the case for most people. Reputations exist for a reason, and even at the craft tier of brewing, I'd stake the best of Canadian craft beers against America's best any day.

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u/Daztur 1d ago

I'm still annoyed at the false advertising of Keith's "IPA" and the horrors of the Ontario beer store. Quebec was lovely though.

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u/edgefinder 5h ago

Yeah that stuff is piss too of you ask me.. and the beer store is a joke.