Does anybody knows what these are?

[u/diet_m_dew]

English is not my first language so I apologize for any grammatical mistakes. On the 26th of March, my younger sister and her friends found these folded paper in our street. She showed it to me and I found it really bizzare, our hair stood up. She also said that the plastic with a triangle, contained a cross (I am not sure if it was a pendant or wooden carving), but her friends took it and so they were not able to take a picture of it. Also, I believe this is not the original copy, but a printed copy cause it is noticeable. What I am certain of is that the original copy is surely written by hand.

My first thought was, these are used by 'mangkukulam' or witch because of the Latin words. I have seen a lot of witches in movies using Latin chants to cast spell. IDK. Let me know what u think.

[u/UCxDELTA24x]

Well I read it out loud and my furniture is floating so

[u/Hallelujah33 → u/UCxDELTA24x]

Good time to vacuum

[u/Lady0bscene → u/Hallelujah33]

The way I cackled at this comment 💀

[u/Hallelujah33 → u/Lady0bscene]

Look, shit might be getting weird what with the floating but we can at least be practical about this unexpected opportunity.

[u/ouijahead → u/Hallelujah33]

Everybody grab a broom… now

[u/Geebuz → u/ouijahead]

We ran out of brooms, will this mop be ok? I want to contribute...

...more than the initial dirt and grime, that is.

[u/pailee → u/ouijahead]

If I were you I would just fly away.

[u/TripleS941 → u/pailee]

Fly away now, fly away now, fly away~

[u/dardenus → u/Hallelujah33]

This is the result of having way too many ‘once in a lifetime’ scenarios in your life

[u/JohnLugoVille77 → u/Hallelujah33]

I have my dustpan

[u/Hallelujah33 → u/JohnLugoVille77]

That's the spirits

[u/lealemons → u/Hallelujah33]

That’s hilarious!

[u/Climate_Automatic → u/Hallelujah33]

Pragmatic minds like yours are a breath of fresh air in stressful situations

[u/Hallelujah33 → u/Climate_Automatic]

Oh you do make me blush. Don't stop.