r/foundsatan 6d ago

Uniquely Evil

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u/BAZZERRK 6d ago

Better than my work. Someone keeps putting 1.5M Scoville hot sauce in some every now and then as a joke…. It’s me. That someone is me.

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u/alwaysflaccid666 6d ago

hilarious behavior but be very careful because you can get charged with a felony. Intentionally tampering with food, especially making it excessively hot is a felony. There’s many many cases where people intentionally make food hot/spicy with the intention of causing discomfort and they do in fact, get charged with a felony. There’s something about adding excessive spice to food that really gets the judicial system on the side of the victim

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u/boingloin 6d ago

It’s rare, but spicy food can precipitate cardiac events for people with preexisting heart conditions

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u/LarrySDonald 6d ago

It can also cause pretty serious intestinal problems. I have an esophageal hernia, and used to have an ulcer (cauterized it after I came into the hospital near death). I’m not supposed to aggravate any of this with spicy stuff. I don’t live by that 100% or anything, but serious hot like I used to like could literally kill me if I didn’t acquire immediate medical attention.

That said this isn’t a sub for friendly, safe, fun for everyone pranks, so..