r/funny • u/Zinoux • 10d ago

Today we will eat sweet potatoes

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u/LizardKing11 10d ago

That is what I call a Dic-tator!

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u/djharlock 10d ago

You were so close, Dic-tater*

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u/LizardKing11 10d ago

Eh, tomato - tomato, but yes B- for me.

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u/19eightyn9ne 9d ago

No, it’s a dictator, you know, like Trump.

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u/19eightyn9ne 9d ago

Stole my joke :(

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/qBIjEfVzMK

You pay me now!

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u/LookMaNoPride 6d ago

Don’t be a sour puss

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u/19eightyn9ne 6d ago

Aight G

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u/LookMaNoPride 6d ago

Dick tator - Sour puss

No? No. I guess not.

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u/19eightyn9ne 6d ago

Wait hol up, I don’t get it 😂 explain to me like I’m 5 my G

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u/LookMaNoPride 5d ago

Let me tell you about the birds and the bees, and the tators and the trees...

Boys have a dick tator.

Girls have a sour puss.

"Sour puss" is also something you'd call someone ruining fun.

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u/2nd_Inf_Sgt 9d ago

Peel it and the color should be close to a fake orange tan.

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u/Late_Cupcake750 9d ago

Excellent 👏👏👏

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u/UbermachoGuy 9d ago

What are tators, precious?