r/interestingasfuck • u/Significant_Snow_718 • 29d ago

/r/all Chick with genetic defect

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u/A_Fire_is_Born 29d ago

Now that thing could really cross a fucking road.

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u/clubby37 29d ago

The ability was never in question, it was always about the rationale.

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u/pseudoHappyHippy 29d ago

The wherefore rather than the whereby, if you will

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u/gurnard 29d ago

The modus operandi fits the profile, but we're yet to establish a motive

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u/Cultural_Season5482 28d ago

Happy Cake Day 🎈

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u/PieTeam2153 28d ago

thy cake day is now

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u/Apoliix 28d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Strange-Elevator5689 27d ago

That chick chases cars.

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u/PantsOnHead88 27d ago

You’ve only ever heard the first half of the joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road… twice as fast as the other chickens?

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u/kihidokid 29d ago

It crossed the road to get to the other side. To die. To get to the other side means to die.

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u/lonelyboymtl 28d ago

Shhh don’t spoil it for everyone - let them dream the chicken simply crossed a road

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u/GayPudding 29d ago

Imagine how many more chicken drumsticks you'd get. Catching it could be a problem though.

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u/ExercuteOrder66 28d ago

Nah I’d need like four ultra balls at best

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u/Successful-Throat23 27d ago

Meh, drumstick is by far the least desirable piece of fried chicken, imo. Thigh over breast over wing and then the nasty stringy tendon laced drumstick.

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u/Fun-Garbage1952 27d ago

This got a giggle out of me 🤣

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u/fandabbydosy 27d ago

Imagine if a vegan read this

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u/fireofice7 28d ago

Holy shit

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u/VadiMiXeries 28d ago

My exact reaction

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u/ninjagabe90 29d ago

it's like a chicken frogger

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u/rocketmn69_ 28d ago

4-wheel drive!

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u/jamesfordsawyer 29d ago

Now here's a chicken that knows how to cross a road! - Elroy Patashnik

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u/RoomLegal5434 28d ago

Haha double the chicken wings!

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u/Sea-Cryptographer838 28d ago

Tickle it like the kitten vid

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u/Yung_zu 28d ago

Bro could probably tie them together

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u/Katkatkat_kat 27d ago

💀💀💀

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 26d ago

Hehe.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Anyone? Anyone?

Aaahh— BECAUSE IT FUCKIN’ SAID SO.

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u/ChairmanMeovw 26d ago

... And it would get to the other side... But which

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u/Theonewhosent 25d ago

I think that little guy would GTA a Dinosaur and fight for his ambition to unite the Chikens.

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u/kihidokid 29d ago

To get to the other side also means to die💕