r/interestingasfuck • u/Significant_Snow_718 • 29d ago

/r/all Chick with genetic defect

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u/A_Fire_is_Born 29d ago

Now that thing could really cross a fucking road.

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u/clubby37 29d ago

The ability was never in question, it was always about the rationale.

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u/pseudoHappyHippy 29d ago

The wherefore rather than the whereby, if you will

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u/gurnard 29d ago

The modus operandi fits the profile, but we're yet to establish a motive

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u/Cultural_Season5482 28d ago

Happy Cake Day 🎈

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u/PieTeam2153 28d ago

thy cake day is now

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u/Apoliix 28d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Strange-Elevator5689 27d ago

That chick chases cars.

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u/PantsOnHead88 27d ago

You’ve only ever heard the first half of the joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road… twice as fast as the other chickens?

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u/kihidokid 29d ago

It crossed the road to get to the other side. To die. To get to the other side means to die.

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u/lonelyboymtl 28d ago

Shhh don’t spoil it for everyone - let them dream the chicken simply crossed a road