r/interestingasfuck • u/Odd-Difference-1483 • 17d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/grownquiteweary 17d ago

Every foreigner thinks kangaroos are cute

Every aussie knows you don't go near one, they'll tear your stomach clean out your asshole

Koalas will fuck you up too

Basically all the things that are cute will fuck you up, and all the things that look scary aren't as bad as you think.. Except bogans after sinking all their money on piss and losing their last multi

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u/Mavian23 17d ago

Cute? Kangaroos are like Uncanny Valley to the max. They are eerie looking.

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u/FaxCelestis 17d ago

Like aliens tried to make deer

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u/Doubtful-Box-214 17d ago

more like those satanic ram imageries

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u/Drink-my-koolaid 17d ago

Or ancient Egyptian god human-animals.