r/interestingasfuck • u/Odd-Difference-1483 • 17d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/grownquiteweary 17d ago

Every foreigner thinks kangaroos are cute

Every aussie knows you don't go near one, they'll tear your stomach clean out your asshole

Koalas will fuck you up too

Basically all the things that are cute will fuck you up, and all the things that look scary aren't as bad as you think.. Except bogans after sinking all their money on piss and losing their last multi

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u/Mavian23 17d ago

Cute? Kangaroos are like Uncanny Valley to the max. They are eerie looking.

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u/FaxCelestis 17d ago

Like aliens tried to make deer

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u/Doubtful-Box-214 17d ago

more like those satanic ram imageries

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u/Drink-my-koolaid 17d ago

Or ancient Egyptian god human-animals.

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u/Heiferoni 17d ago

They look like humans with tiny heads and it's weirding me out.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Yeah, but wallabies are cute! Talking about uncanny valley though, the koala I got close to seemed like an animatronic. But I think that's just the effect of seeing something you've only ever seen in nature documentaries? Also I think it was old and pissed off.

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u/Specialist-Strain502 17d ago

They're a terrific argument against the theory of intelligent design, is what they are.

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u/parlor_tricks 17d ago

Like the creatures from Arcadia.

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u/Open_Mortgage_4645 17d ago

OMG, when they turn their head and look at you. Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope.