r/interestingasfuck • u/Odd-Difference-1483 • 18d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/grownquiteweary 18d ago

Every foreigner thinks kangaroos are cute

Every aussie knows you don't go near one, they'll tear your stomach clean out your asshole

Koalas will fuck you up too

Basically all the things that are cute will fuck you up, and all the things that look scary aren't as bad as you think.. Except bogans after sinking all their money on piss and losing their last multi

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u/Mavian23 18d ago

Cute? Kangaroos are like Uncanny Valley to the max. They are eerie looking.

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u/Specialist-Strain502 17d ago

They're a terrific argument against the theory of intelligent design, is what they are.