Kangaroos are freaking scary.

[u/Odd-Difference-1483]

[u/grownquiteweary]

Every foreigner thinks kangaroos are cute

Every aussie knows you don't go near one, they'll tear your stomach clean out your asshole

Koalas will fuck you up too

Basically all the things that are cute will fuck you up, and all the things that look scary aren't as bad as you think.. Except bogans after sinking all their money on piss and losing their last multi

[u/Mavian23 → u/grownquiteweary]

Cute? Kangaroos are like Uncanny Valley to the max. They are eerie looking.

[u/Heiferoni → u/Mavian23]

They look like humans with tiny heads and it's weirding me out.