r/interestingasfuck • u/Pepper_Kalaki • 16d ago

/r/all Why yo my dino nuggets spinning?

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u/Miserable_Course_983 16d ago

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u/sep879 16d ago

I'm just....I'm speechless...I'm mesmerized by how ridiculous whatever I'm looking at...is.

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u/Muthafuckaaaaa 16d ago

It's a dynostripper

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u/dabunny21689 16d ago

Stripposaurus, I think is the preferred term nowadays

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u/GachaHell 16d ago

This man knows his poleontology.

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u/Wizard_Hatz 16d ago

God I wish free awards were still around. I actually apologize for being broke, but I love you.

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u/Lawndemon 16d ago

I love when the best threads start from something stupid like spinning tendies.

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 16d ago

That and you have gifted me with the word "tendies".

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u/Creeperstormer 16d ago

You've never heard it?

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 16d ago

I don’t think so and I’m a long time fan of them

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u/MechanicalTurkish 16d ago

spinning tendies

What’s not shown is the Doppler effect as it spins.

REEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeee

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u/AM_Hofmeister 16d ago

Ey those ain't trendies them's nugs

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u/fortissimohawk 16d ago

Same, same, and same.

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u/thewolfboy9 16d ago

I vote for awards for threads like this. This is gold right here

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u/mordorqueen42 16d ago

Now I'm angry because I want to steal this amazing pun but it's never going to come up ever again in my life

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u/Useful_Low_3669 16d ago

Get a tattoo of it

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u/trefoil589 16d ago

Life, uh, Finds a way.

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u/Vincent_VanAdultman 16d ago

Bravo 👏🏻

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u/Cagey898 16d ago

Rex Worker is actually the more polite term.

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u/ExRockstar 16d ago

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u/maraudered 16d ago

Rexona!!!!!

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u/LeNomReal 15d ago

You don’t have to put on the red light!

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u/Rex_Laso 16d ago

My sons name is also Rex Worker

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u/kkeut 16d ago

we need more Rex Worker license plates in the gift shop. repeat, we are sold out of Rex Worker license plates

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u/kkeut 16d ago

not all Rex Workers are Stripposaurs

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u/theonewhoknockwurst 16d ago

Tyrannawhorus

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u/hugswithnoconsent 16d ago

Take my angry upvote dad.

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u/Lexsteel11 16d ago

Extinct unfortunately- majestic beasts struck down by a giant ball of cocaine from the sky…

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u/Im_eating_that 16d ago

...she beasted boobily to the pole, and slidded downward

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u/metompkin 16d ago

Some say it was the biggest crack rock ever.

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u/Common-Macaron1407 16d ago

You have me absolutely dead in laughter 🤣🤣🤣 oh my god I haven’t laughed so hard at a string of Reddit replies

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u/Mrlin705 16d ago

Better than a strippopotamus

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u/AssumeTheFetal 15d ago

She has a name guys.

Probably.

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u/HyperbolicSoup 16d ago

Where are the upvotes lol

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u/gt500thelegend 16d ago

What a wrecks

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u/The_Safe_For_Work 16d ago

From the Lewdascious Period.

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u/bigSTUdazz 16d ago

Poleasaurus

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u/Legionof1 16d ago

Plesiosaur

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u/UglyWoods 16d ago

friend, this is a Paleodancer

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u/EmphasisFew 16d ago

That’s just dynasty

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u/kingOofgames 16d ago

Dang next Jurassic park sounds crazy. The Jurassic Strip?

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u/micromoses 16d ago edited 16d ago

No, it’s a dinostripper. A dynostripper is one that generates electric current from a moving magnetic field.

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u/ThePuceGuardian 16d ago

Rex gon' give it to ya.

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u/Impressive-Step290 16d ago

It couldn't find the pole

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u/FirstMiddleLass 16d ago

Is this what sexy is now?

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u/FlattopJr 16d ago

What a time to be alive

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u/goblinmarketeer 16d ago

I read this sung to "Final Countdown" by Europe

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u/mlkmandan4 16d ago

qu'est-ce que c'est

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u/SandersSol 16d ago

Is your username a Black Dynamite reference?

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u/ProcedureForeign7281 15d ago

That’s gold!

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u/encryptoferia 15d ago

why I read this with melody of Dino saucer **insert saxophone sound here**

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 15d ago

Is it already naked or not?

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u/a_printer_daemon 16d ago

Dude, it's called a boner. Lol. You'll get used to it.

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u/NoMango5778 16d ago

I have a video of my roommate doing this exact thing in our living room... Great minds truly think alike

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u/ComprehensiveElk884 16d ago

Could replace one Australian break dancer with this nugget

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u/internetdork 16d ago

There truly is a GIF for every occasion.

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u/Devil2960 16d ago

*majestic

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u/Huge-Stick-8239 16d ago

That what I was thinking like the fuck?! I thought it was a stripper pole for a sec

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u/AIU-comment 16d ago

Now add Rule 34

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u/Ok_Wrongdoer8719 16d ago

I have one of those. The thing is inflatable. Whoever is on the pole is getting blown with a bunch of air to keep the suit up the entire time. It’s funny.

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u/SilentTeller 16d ago

GMOs are getting crazy man

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u/DeathMetalAlkemist 15d ago

And also how insanely applicable it is. This gif was born for this very moment.

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u/CurrentPossible2117 15d ago

The human legs dangling out if the suit does it for me 🤣

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u/Diablo1404 15d ago

What you are seeing is pure beauty.

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u/Ender_Nobody 15d ago

I didn't see the real head and thought the tail was the head.

Now it makes more sense.

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u/mechy84 15d ago

It's from a new show on prime-time Network television show called "We Ran Out of Ideas"

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u/tbizzy44 16d ago

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u/AfterEffectserror 16d ago

I can hear this gif

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u/Blackmetalvomit 16d ago

What epi is this?

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u/Civil-Big-754 16d ago

Deep Space Homer, one of the best.

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u/son-of-AK 16d ago

“Wooooooop, wooop woooop woooop woooop”

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u/Historical_Weird_902 16d ago

GET! DOWN! DOTHEFALABAKSSJSBAKDIDUXHSUHSIHFSJSISBDJSJDBEISBDDJSIDURBSISDBSISBDBXISBRDI

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u/0x633546a298e734700b 16d ago

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u/Chhhedda 16d ago

Doctor Beverly Crusher, ghostfucker

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u/nabiku 16d ago

Don't kinkshame

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u/Dangerous_Nitwit 15d ago

would it matter if the ghost she is fucking is her Grandma's former side piece?

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u/BraksMagicToenail 16d ago

Don't criticize her family tradition.

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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN 16d ago

Poor Bev. Saves countless lives as the chief medical officer aboard the flagship of the federation, but you fuck ONE GHOST and suddenly that's all you're known for. SMH. Rather go back to being known as the Dancing Doctor

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u/XPav 16d ago

Blazin’ Bev

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u/xTheatreTechie 16d ago

She stole her grandmas man.

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u/gruffojijo 15d ago

This episode still creeps me out to this day. Lol. Only redeeming quality is that the dude was Dracula in The Monster Squad

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u/aacawe 16d ago

Beverly Crusher > Deanna Troi , I said what I said.

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u/wendyd4rl1ng 16d ago

Crusher has the dommy mommy energy, but Troi will reach into your brain to pull out the nastiest dirty talk you ever dreamed of. It's a tough call.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/OvidianSleaze 16d ago

It makes sense that Tori’s empathy makes her a good therapist and she is shown being good at that often, but it’s unfortunate that they also introduced Guinean as the resident wise person on the ship. Guinean ends up giving the best advice to people most of the time.

What makes less sense is that she had a seat on the bridge like she was a key advisor to the captain.

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u/xopher_425 16d ago

How else would tell them that she senses something on that ship? You can't expect her to use her comm badge, cause then the captain can't see her dramatically grab her head.

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u/skylarmt_ 16d ago

Guinan isn't seen in TNG very often because Whoopi Goldberg is a busy woman lol

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u/OrigamiMarie 15d ago

I think she actually did discover several useful things for them, like the presence or lack of presence of somebody in a place, so they didn't have to waste resources (and plot) looking in the wrong place. Also she turned vague suspicions of lying by every kind of sentient being (including ones that didn't have very readable faces) into concrete reasons to look into the situation. And a couple times she discovered thought in unusually shaped space beasts, and I think at least once saved the ship by figuring out how to help one of them (instead of letting it eat the ship because of its hunger and distress).

At the very least, she was an accurate lie detector (and as my autocorrect proposed, life detector) on feet.

And anybody who's that plugged in to the universal vibe is gonna get kinda confused and freaked out sometimes. Unless they're a sociopath, and I think we saw that a couple times on the show in other temporary characters.

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u/OvidianSleaze 15d ago

Out of universe I agree that Troi serves a plot function a lot of the time. The whole “this space phenomena or weird alien is a conscious being” or whatever. She is kind of serving a similar function that Spock’s mind meld did at times, which is useful in terms of the writing as you mentioned.

In universe the implication that the counselor is a regular fixture of the bridge crew is still kind of silly, though, and is something that Lower Decks poked a bit of fun at with their ship’s counselor character being obviously ridiculous and useless and sitting in Troi’s spot on their bridge.

I like the interpretation/implication that the third seat is a “guest seat” much more, and that Picard must choose to regularly give it to Troi because of her abilities and not as a matter of fact of her position. Iirc this is supported by it being used that way much more as the seasons go on, with guest stars often being seated there.

The existence of Betazoids as a Federation species has some messy implications in universe too though it’s best to just avoid thinking about overall.

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u/Crafty-Confusion-880 16d ago

Not all ST empaths are created equal, her mother Lwaxana Troi and other Betazoids could read actual thoughts and not just emotions.

But it's true that Deanna was only able to sense emotions, sorry about the pedantry lol.

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u/RoboOverlord 16d ago

They did that plot line, at least twice.

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u/Notsurehowtoreact 16d ago

I just assumed this was the standard position.

I mean, even as far as Trois go you'd probably have a better time with Lwaxana.

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u/Flow-Bear 16d ago

We all know Lwaxana is beyond comparison.

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u/macho-burrito 16d ago

Damn I love Reddit sometimes. Every comment thread in the dancing dino nuggies post so far has been peak Internet.

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u/drawat10paces 16d ago

When they were both stretching in leotards I realized I was into older women.

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u/myrdhyn 16d ago

You ain't wrong and I've been on that train since it originally aired

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u/SacredBinChicken 16d ago

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u/DoqHolliday 16d ago

Ugh, DAMMIT! I had forgotten this happened

You’ve set me back YEARS, you

(Months really, but it doesn’t have the same ring)

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u/ChildhoodLeft6925 15d ago

This makes my day every time I see it

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u/LivePineapple1315 16d ago

Took me way too damn long to find this. Thanks for being the hero we need.

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u/Johningen11 16d ago

Someone please dress the nugget in these clothes.

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u/Fritz_Klyka 16d ago

She wishes she was as good as this nugget!

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u/abandonedclitoris 16d ago

That’s hot

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

-Dinosaurs as the meteor hit☄️

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u/AssGagger 16d ago

/r/retiredgif

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u/CLucas127 16d ago

I’m speechless

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u/Doogiesham 16d ago

Yeah, completely. There is no better use for this gif and no better gif for this post.

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u/wutchamafuckit 16d ago

Is that sub dead now?

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u/Myrusskielyudi 15d ago

I definitely don't see it around as much. Makes me sad because a well timed "r/retiredgif" comment goes hard

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u/letskeepitcleanfolks 16d ago

I was not ready for this

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u/Same_Meaning_5570 16d ago

*Sigh

*unzips pants

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u/g-shock-no-tick-tock 16d ago

This is the first time I've ever seen someone explicitely say pants.

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u/Same_Meaning_5570 16d ago

Could’ve been a full bodysuit.

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u/MeLlamo25 16d ago

Or a dinosaur costume.

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u/getsome75 16d ago

Or a dinosaur costume

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u/bewbsnbeer 16d ago

This is how the dinosaurs went extinct.

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u/rossannabanana 16d ago

How did you even find this LOL 😂

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u/Abbi_Rose 16d ago

I’m hearing ‘Ashes’ by Celine Dion

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u/tompear82 16d ago

This MF sitting here waiting for the perfect time to post this gif. Well done sir

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u/MudKlutzy9450 16d ago

I’m not ok with this

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u/Medium_Transition_96 16d ago

People doing stuff in this particular Dino suit is major co worker humor.

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u/kobymendoza 16d ago

Literally a gif for any event or thought

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u/bellyciraptor 16d ago

i must learn to do that

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u/frozm 16d ago

what the fuck lol

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u/ThatsNotMaiName 16d ago

There's a gif for fucking everything lmao

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u/Significant-Policy-1 16d ago

Gentleman, you're ED is officially extinct because her visual acuity is based on movement and your pants will be on the move when you meet DESTINYREX!!!!!

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u/dumb_commenter 16d ago

You win on-point gif of the day.

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u/kaitlingg 16d ago

It’s giving Pink Pony Club and I’m here for it

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u/ryanjblair 16d ago

This is the moment this gif was created for! Perfection.

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u/Jebduh 16d ago

Yes! That's also a spinning dinosaur. Very good!

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u/ThatOneFatGuy63 16d ago

I'm fucking dead. XD

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u/EidolonLives 16d ago

That's a challenging wank.

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u/Human-Butterfly-6430 16d ago

Idk why I saw whale penis legs

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u/SpicyRice99 16d ago

...

Can I know the context for this?

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u/MrWeirdoFace 16d ago

I'm gonna need some context...

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u/murph1017 16d ago

This just awakened something in me...

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u/meliorism_grey 16d ago

Congratulations, you actually made me laugh out loud

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u/Particular_Stop_3332 16d ago

This is the best thing I have seen

ever

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u/flatspotting 16d ago

retiredgif

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u/batsofburden 16d ago

This might be the most perfect top reply to a reddit post I've ever seen. It's a great gif on its own, but the connection to the Dino nugget pic is impeccable.

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u/Mygo73 16d ago

They do say life imitates art

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u/AlfalfaVegetable 16d ago

I'm really impressed Dino dancer was able to climb the pole with that much clothing/material

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u/bluebrryki 16d ago

a gif that i didn’t know i needed in my life ✋🏼😅🤚🏼

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u/XaphanSaysBurnIt 16d ago

Masked Swinger?

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u/Outrageous-Taro7340 16d ago

Is that a mound of dino shit on the stage?

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u/Evitabl3 16d ago

Clever girl

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u/DutssZ 15d ago

When that extremely specific gif you saved months ago find their perfect context to be sent

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u/perb123 15d ago

Only thing missing is some fart spray

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u/DrCausti 15d ago

My type of show

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u/BruceJi 15d ago

Always a pleasure to see a GIF retire

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u/Irrelephant____ 15d ago

This is the best response possible

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u/sundayontheluna 15d ago

May I have a crumb of context?

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u/Foenikxx 15d ago

I never want to forget this gif

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u/Buff-Cooley 15d ago

This better not awaken anything in me…

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u/Farren246 15d ago

Oddly on point

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u/BratFromAccounting 15d ago

Exclusive footage from inside the microwave

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u/alee0224 15d ago

Oh my lanta. This is absolutely amazing!!!

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u/31November 15d ago

Think about all the great emperors and religious leaders throughout history. Sure, they commanded entire empires. But, they never had a strippersaurus gif.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

At my old club, 2 of the dancers dressed up in these for Halloween. If I find the vid I’ll post it lol

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u/Plutonian_Dive 15d ago

I am dying!!!

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u/TeamWaffleStomp 15d ago

Please tell me what you typed in to find that one! I've been looking for 15 minutes

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u/distelfink33 15d ago

Brilliant

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u/distelfink33 15d ago

Brilliant

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u/R-O-U-Ssdontexist 15d ago

I am turned on and i don’t want to be.

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u/Spiritual_Pain_9908 15d ago

The only correct answer