r/interestingasfuck • u/Pepper_Kalaki • 16d ago

/r/all Why yo my dino nuggets spinning?

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u/Miserable_Course_983 16d ago

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u/sep879 16d ago

I'm just....I'm speechless...I'm mesmerized by how ridiculous whatever I'm looking at...is.

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u/Muthafuckaaaaa 16d ago

It's a dynostripper

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u/dabunny21689 16d ago

Stripposaurus, I think is the preferred term nowadays

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u/GachaHell 16d ago

This man knows his poleontology.

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u/Wizard_Hatz 16d ago

God I wish free awards were still around. I actually apologize for being broke, but I love you.

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u/Lawndemon 16d ago

I love when the best threads start from something stupid like spinning tendies.

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 16d ago

That and you have gifted me with the word "tendies".

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u/Creeperstormer 16d ago

You've never heard it?

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 15d ago

I don’t think so and I’m a long time fan of them

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u/MechanicalTurkish 16d ago

spinning tendies

What’s not shown is the Doppler effect as it spins.

REEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeee

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u/AM_Hofmeister 16d ago

Ey those ain't trendies them's nugs

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u/fortissimohawk 16d ago

Same, same, and same.

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u/thewolfboy9 16d ago

I vote for awards for threads like this. This is gold right here

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u/mordorqueen42 16d ago

Now I'm angry because I want to steal this amazing pun but it's never going to come up ever again in my life

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u/Useful_Low_3669 16d ago

Get a tattoo of it

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u/trefoil589 16d ago

Life, uh, Finds a way.

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u/Vincent_VanAdultman 16d ago

Bravo 👏🏻

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u/Fyrentenemar 16d ago

Porneontology

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u/OlriK15 16d ago

Underrated

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u/Cagey898 16d ago

Rex Worker is actually the more polite term.

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u/ExRockstar 16d ago

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u/maraudered 16d ago

Rexona!!!!!

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u/LeNomReal 15d ago

You don’t have to put on the red light!

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u/Rex_Laso 16d ago

My sons name is also Rex Worker

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u/kkeut 16d ago

we need more Rex Worker license plates in the gift shop. repeat, we are sold out of Rex Worker license plates

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u/Radarker 16d ago

Poor thing

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u/kkeut 16d ago

not all Rex Workers are Stripposaurs

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u/theonewhoknockwurst 16d ago

Tyrannawhorus

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u/hugswithnoconsent 16d ago

Take my angry upvote dad.

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u/OlriK15 16d ago

Okay I said another comment was underrated but this is the GOAT

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u/SnooFlake 16d ago

Pole-ite*

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u/mknsky 15d ago

Rex work is real work

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u/Railroad-gamer 15d ago

Rex work is real work!

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u/jjillf 15d ago

Just woke my husband with a Dino-worthy snort. 😂🦖

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u/Kittiikamii 15d ago

I just choked on my water and almost died see you in court

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u/afterparty05 15d ago

Wooooow that’s amazing

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u/Lexsteel11 16d ago

Extinct unfortunately- majestic beasts struck down by a giant ball of cocaine from the sky…

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u/Im_eating_that 16d ago

...she beasted boobily to the pole, and slidded downward

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue 16d ago

Has this meme spread beyond /r/fantasy now

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u/metompkin 16d ago

Some say it was the biggest crack rock ever.

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u/Common-Macaron1407 16d ago

You have me absolutely dead in laughter 🤣🤣🤣 oh my god I haven’t laughed so hard at a string of Reddit replies

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u/Mrlin705 16d ago

Better than a strippopotamus

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u/AssumeTheFetal 15d ago

She has a name guys.

Probably.

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u/HyperbolicSoup 16d ago

Where are the upvotes lol

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u/gt500thelegend 16d ago

What a wrecks

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u/The_Safe_For_Work 16d ago

From the Lewdascious Period.

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u/Low_Rest_5595 15d ago

Flexalotapus

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u/bigSTUdazz 16d ago

Poleasaurus

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u/Legionof1 16d ago

Plesiosaur

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u/UglyWoods 16d ago

friend, this is a Paleodancer

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u/EmphasisFew 16d ago

That’s just dynasty

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u/kingOofgames 16d ago

Dang next Jurassic park sounds crazy. The Jurassic Strip?

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u/micromoses 16d ago edited 16d ago

No, it’s a dinostripper. A dynostripper is one that generates electric current from a moving magnetic field.

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u/ThePuceGuardian 16d ago

Rex gon' give it to ya.

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u/Impressive-Step290 16d ago

It couldn't find the pole

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u/FirstMiddleLass 16d ago

Is this what sexy is now?

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u/FlattopJr 16d ago

What a time to be alive

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u/goblinmarketeer 16d ago

I read this sung to "Final Countdown" by Europe

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u/mlkmandan4 16d ago

qu'est-ce que c'est

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u/SandersSol 16d ago

Is your username a Black Dynamite reference?

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u/ProcedureForeign7281 15d ago

That’s gold!

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u/encryptoferia 15d ago

why I read this with melody of Dino saucer **insert saxophone sound here**

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 15d ago

Is it already naked or not?

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u/a_printer_daemon 16d ago

Dude, it's called a boner. Lol. You'll get used to it.

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u/NoMango5778 16d ago

I have a video of my roommate doing this exact thing in our living room... Great minds truly think alike

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u/ComprehensiveElk884 16d ago

Could replace one Australian break dancer with this nugget

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u/internetdork 16d ago

There truly is a GIF for every occasion.

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u/Devil2960 16d ago

*majestic

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u/Huge-Stick-8239 16d ago

That what I was thinking like the fuck?! I thought it was a stripper pole for a sec

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u/AIU-comment 16d ago

Now add Rule 34

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u/Ok_Wrongdoer8719 16d ago

I have one of those. The thing is inflatable. Whoever is on the pole is getting blown with a bunch of air to keep the suit up the entire time. It’s funny.

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u/SilentTeller 16d ago

GMOs are getting crazy man

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u/DeathMetalAlkemist 15d ago

And also how insanely applicable it is. This gif was born for this very moment.

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u/CurrentPossible2117 15d ago

The human legs dangling out if the suit does it for me 🤣

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u/Diablo1404 15d ago

What you are seeing is pure beauty.

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u/Ender_Nobody 15d ago

I didn't see the real head and thought the tail was the head.

Now it makes more sense.

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u/mechy84 15d ago

It's from a new show on prime-time Network television show called "We Ran Out of Ideas"

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

American, prime time entertainment. Tens of millions watch this shit. They also vote.

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u/duosx 16d ago

I’m sorry are you criticizing anybody who enjoyed this???

Bro, it’s a person wearing a full on T-Rex suit pole dancing. The athleticism alone is impressive, but the costume makes it hilarious. This is absurdly wonderful and if you can’t enjoy that then you might be dead inside. You’re for sure a buzzkill.