r/legalcatadvice • u/Chemical_Sir1852 • 2d ago

Pawyer needed Meowmy iz sad…help mi do BIG CRIMEZ !

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Frenz… it Darla (2 yrz) n I come to tell you it unaccep! I dunno y meowmy sad n I need soo!!! Why sadz when she have MI??? I need pawyer tooz offer imoounitee so I can doz a BIG CRIMEZ!

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u/IntrovertedGiraffe Jigsaw the Guinea Pig (and his sisters maybe) 2d ago

Ooh! Dis a hard one. Usually what makes mommys feels better is cuddles, so mebbe do a hostage crime and sits on mommy and not let her do a move

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u/MeFolly 2d ago

Do a big hostije crimz. Sits on her head

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u/Kayhowardhlots 2d ago

My meomy lubs when I sitz in her heds. She givz pets and kisses and tells me how I'm a gud boi. Deftly du dat.

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