r/legalcatadvice • u/Chemical_Sir1852 • 2d ago

Pawyer needed Meowmy iz sad…help mi do BIG CRIMEZ !

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Frenz… it Darla (2 yrz) n I come to tell you it unaccep! I dunno y meowmy sad n I need soo!!! Why sadz when she have MI??? I need pawyer tooz offer imoounitee so I can doz a BIG CRIMEZ!

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u/IntrovertedGiraffe Jigsaw the Guinea Pig (and his sisters maybe) 2d ago

Ooh! Dis a hard one. Usually what makes mommys feels better is cuddles, so mebbe do a hostage crime and sits on mommy and not let her do a move

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u/Creatableworld Newman da eebil tuxedo 2d ago

Dis a gud plan. Also give her biskits an healing purrs.

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u/MeFolly 2d ago

Do a big hostije crimz. Sits on her head

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u/Kayhowardhlots 2d ago

My meomy lubs when I sitz in her heds. She givz pets and kisses and tells me how I'm a gud boi. Deftly du dat.

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u/FurBabyAuntie 2d ago

And purrs....big purrs....

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u/Caira_Ru Smol Crimez Archie Da Evie Void 2d ago

Best way fur hostage iz to wait til dey use toylit an hab a snak. DEN hostage der lap lyk no toomoro.

Dey wil sit an sit furever an be warm an cozee fur yu. An make yu feelz gud.

Ai maiself hab dun dis mennie tymes. It werkz.

— Smol Crimez Archie