Meowmy iz sad…help mi do BIG CRIMEZ !

[u/Chemical_Sir1852]

Frenz… it Darla (2 yrz) n I come to tell you it unaccep! I dunno y meowmy sad n I need soo!!! Why sadz when she have MI??? I need pawyer tooz offer imoounitee so I can doz a BIG CRIMEZ!

[u/IntrovertedGiraffe]

Ooh! Dis a hard one. Usually what makes mommys feels better is cuddles, so mebbe do a hostage crime and sits on mommy and not let her do a move

[u/Caira_Ru → u/IntrovertedGiraffe]

Best way fur hostage iz to wait til dey use toylit an hab a snak. DEN hostage der lap lyk no toomoro.

Dey wil sit an sit furever an be warm an cozee fur yu. An make yu feelz gud.

Ai maiself hab dun dis mennie tymes. It werkz.

— Smol Crimez Archie