r/machinesinaction • u/Bodzio1981 • 1d ago

And I can't have plastic straw?

2.4k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/sublimeprince32 1d ago

What's under that hood??!!

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u/QuarterlyTurtle 1d ago

One guy peddling who also really likes smoking

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u/shaker8 1d ago

one cracked out mf just chiefin cigs 5 at a time

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u/El_Maton_de_Plata 1d ago

I would pay big money to see this

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u/sublimeprince32 1d ago

Someone call cypress hill

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u/bushman8686 1d ago

Sounds like a diesel with a turbo. Need all the torque to turn the rubber.

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u/iNonEntity 1d ago

No spool delay, I'd assume it's a diesel from the coal rolling, but also a supercharger from the sound

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u/El_Maton_de_Plata 1d ago

That's what she said

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u/marshull 1d ago

Fuck that. I want to know where to get those wiper blades.

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u/sublimeprince32 1d ago

Haha right?! Windshield is clean as can be, with all that sticky clay shit everywhere.

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 1d ago

Sticky bandits!

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u/rodinsbusiness 1d ago

Insecurities

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u/ilkikuinthadik 1d ago

I would expect a turbo diesel V8, but that honestly sounds more like a turbodiesel V6

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u/Exotic_Standard_5040 1d ago

Gotta be a Cummins

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u/ImaginationRare5101 1d ago

Idk that doesn't look like north america nor is that a common truck here. Def TD tho lol.

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u/tanman455 1d ago

The people of r/snowrunner might know

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u/I_AM_FERROUS_MAN 1d ago

I think you're right. It might not even be a 4 stroke diesel. It might be 2 stroke.

That clutch though must be HOT!!!

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u/Exotic_Standard_5040 1d ago

Like an old Detroit

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u/Kennel_King 1d ago

Not a 2 stroke, they have a very distinctive sound and that isn't it

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u/Exotic_Standard_5040 1d ago

Is it a jeep it could be a 4bt

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u/ImaginationRare5101 1d ago

Not a jeep. Pretty sure it's an Izuzu, Toyota, Suzuki, or maybe a Nissan. Not a USDM vehicle.

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u/Exotic_Standard_5040 1d ago

Maybe a Toyota it looks awfully jeep tho

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u/ImaginationRare5101 1d ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troller_T4

Brazillion company owned by ford made a jeep.

Solved.

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u/Exotic_Standard_5040 1d ago

Hell ya thank you sir

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u/sohcordohc 1d ago

Highly doubtful

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u/nomasterpiece9312 1d ago

I own a 24v cummins. That doesnt sound like a cummins

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u/AntiSonOfBitchamajig 13h ago

5.9 would be a deeper sound with not as much response, plus idk how you'd pack one in that.

A Mercedes OM606 inline 6... would fit the sound and response perfectly.

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u/Junior-Account6835 1d ago

Midget with a baseball bat

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u/pancakePoweer 2h ago

an old coal train engine by the looks of it

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u/Cultural_Walrus_4039 1h ago

Smog from Thorins family mines

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u/CHROME-COLOSSUS 1d ago

Just bury it and call it a day.

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u/IDatedSuccubi 1d ago

I think it's doing a decent job already

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u/RusticBucket2 1d ago

To be fair, I don’t think a turtle could get this stuck in its face.

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u/GlockAF 1d ago

Exactly. There’s ZERO chance this Jeep will ever get stuck up a sea turtles nose. Ergo: this is obviously ecological

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u/Critical_Deal_2408 1d ago

That’s a fart in the wind

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u/El_Maton_de_Plata 1d ago

Eagles... right?

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u/redditor1717 1d ago

Absolute slop this guy is in… give him credit for making it that far.

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u/jackleggjr 1d ago

Mad Max: Fury Chode

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u/El_Maton_de_Plata 1d ago

Wait. I am not sure I should have upvoted this. Very conflicted. Well done 👏

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u/Tbone_Trapezius 1d ago

This is a member of the 0000001 percent Jeep club that actually uses its winch.

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u/algeorg 16h ago

He can. But he doesn't 🤷‍♂️

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u/HeadlineINeed 1d ago

Whole place turned into China really quick

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u/Michaeli_Starky 1d ago

More like India then.

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u/Excellent_Brother177 1d ago

Dude. With all due respect, what the fuck are you talking about

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u/HeadlineINeed 1d ago

The smog. I wasn’t hatin on the vehicle.

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u/Zigor022 1d ago

Probably smog?

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u/Excellent_Brother177 1d ago

Oh. Yeah. Definitely then. That's pre cultural revolution Mao level smog. When the Red Guard was dragging people onto the stage and cutting their throats for being counter revolutionaries

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u/FishTshirt 1d ago

I also saw the three body problem

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u/perfectly_ballanced 1d ago

Makes sense, I thought it would be something along the lines of the old saying about digging a hole to China

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u/AntiSonOfBitchamajig 1d ago

That sounds like a OM606 merc engine.

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u/mckeevertdi 14h ago

A screamin' 606!

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u/Paraselene_Tao 1d ago

The whole straw topic has been a minor smokescreen from serious, bigger issues anyhow. Your straws barely add much to the pollution on our planet; meanwhile, fossil fuels still lobby for government policies, control large financial institutes, control the media in its myriad forms, astroturf or top-bottom propagate misinformation on a scale never seen before, and do all kinds of other bullshit to mind control the population. Meanwhile, that guy's exhaust and our straws are close to the least of our problems. You and I shouldn't even be having this fucking discussion if our government(s) properly handled climate change >50 years ago. Instead, here we are.

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u/HyperionSaber 1d ago

The FF industry new about the negative effects of their product in 1959. Think about where we'd be if they had done the decent thing and not lied about it for profit.

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u/Girderland 1d ago edited 1d ago

I signed a petition to make Ecocide a crime a couple of months ago. Wouldn't it be nice if the corporations destroying our planet would have to pay astronomic reparation sums and if the decisionmakers who chose to make life worse for all of us in exchange for profit would face long prison sentences?

That'd be nice. It would also be nice if we would just chill out for a couple of generations, plant hemp and poppies. They say that for the climate to recover, even if we stop all emmissions, would take 200 years.

Stop producing crap. There are already more cars than people on the planet. Make stuff repairable. No need for a new phone every 2 years.

Let's just ride donkeys and plant cabbages and if we are lucky our great-great grandchildren will have pre-industrial climate again and hopefully they will do a better job at not ruining it.

It could be so easy if there was a will.

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u/ManyThingsLittleTime 22h ago

Do you own a donkey or a car?

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u/Christophe12591 16h ago

Right this is a guy who probably lives in a city and walks to wherever he goes and definitely doesn’t have kids , ya lemme put the 3 car seats on the back of a donkey lol

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u/ambiguator 1d ago

"i just love the outdoors"

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u/ArbitraryMeritocracy 1d ago

Italy uses straws made from pasta. Why do you have to make this debate so one sided?

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u/SkeletalJam 1d ago

If they were trying to get as buried as possible they succeeded

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u/pixelife 1d ago

The little last puff in then got me. Like ok I’m done, that’s all I got.

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u/Automatic-Acadia-167 1d ago

Just gave the forest cancer

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u/aaronj-13 1d ago

Plastic straws aren’t this much fun..

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u/JamesAnglin 1d ago

There's your plastic straw sticking out of the hood.

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u/Ok_Advisor_9873 1d ago

People who go out and try to get stuck- have vehicles made special to try and get stuck- do not have enough to do.

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u/619-548-4940 1d ago

Why didn't the person turn the wheels side to side to try and get some type of traction.

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u/619-548-4940 1d ago

That front wench gonna be put to use today

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u/TheFacetiousDeist 1d ago

For how much black there is, it’s not even close to as damaging as what the fishing or meat industry is.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435 1d ago

A single vehicle doesn't compare to an entire industry? You don't say...

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u/El_Maton_de_Plata 1d ago

I picked a bad week to give up sniffing glue

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u/Designer_Situation85 1d ago

Can't believe this tripe is up voted. Wow this vehicle doesn't pollute as much as industries that feed billions.

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u/KingJeremytheWickedC 1d ago

Just need an electric scooter and you’d be fine

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u/kevolad 1d ago

If it's this or plastic straws, I'll happily sip for the rest of my life

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u/GEEZUS_151 1d ago

Is this a coal powered jeep?

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u/G0386S1289 1d ago

Nope, u can't. U have options for diff kinds of straws. Bro here only had choice of go v no go

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u/Valuable_Month1329 1d ago

Did the pope die already?

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u/DullSparky419 1d ago

.....annnndd now you're stuck. Good job.

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u/FamousPastWords 21h ago

Dug himself halfway to China by now.

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u/SeanGwork 19h ago

Did I just see 40 gallons of unburnt fuel ejaculate out of that beast?

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u/TheMagarity 19h ago

I'm all for having a good motorized time but this is just gratuitously nasty. There has to be a less smoke spewing way to do it.

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u/massivegirlcock69 18h ago

Boy, i love polluting the environment and disrupting nature. Nothings better than the sound of an engine drowning out everything else.

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u/Star_BurstPS4 1d ago

Lack of straws are not due to this this due to ships that use 100000s of gallons of fuel and oil to shop your straws to your country

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u/sambolino44 1d ago

GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!

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u/Top-Tradition-Matrix 1d ago

Don’t forget to ban cow farts too…

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u/PNWTangoZulu 1d ago

WORLDS BIGGEST DOUCHE CANOE

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u/rocketfromrussia 23h ago

I don’t understand how people like this

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u/GroobOfFlavortown 1d ago

This looks like a 40k ork vehicle

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u/mwdeuce 1d ago

lol dude driving it probably about as bright as an ork

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u/Decent-Cold-9471 1d ago

It’s part of the forest now.

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u/foralimitedtimespace 1d ago

That saves the turtles.

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u/El_Maton_de_Plata 1d ago

Reminds me of the stuck Cat at Wolf Creek on year. Cat tracks SUCKED that year.

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u/Sad_Ad4307 1d ago

Help me push...!

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u/TheWarrensKik 1d ago

This is what Ferngully was trying to warn us about

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u/W_1_cked 1d ago

1.9TDI with chip. Lol

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u/OldDiehl 22h ago

No, you may not have a plastic straw wrapped in paper. You must take a paper straw wrapped in plastic!

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u/cornedbeef101 22h ago

They see me winchin’ They hating And tryna catch me ridin dirty

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u/96BlackBeard 20h ago

I don’t think this ends up in the ocean

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u/Unlerkur 16h ago

All that, and he still got stuck. Smh

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u/MishaBFox 15h ago

Polluting the whole forest! 😱

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u/SmallieBiggsJr 13h ago

Kinda dystopian. A nice serene forrest, and then comes along this loud machine spewing out black clouds of exhaust.

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u/Exotic_Awareness_728 13h ago

Compare it to business jets exhaust of all those guys that tell us how to live.

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u/EnvironmentOk4952 12h ago

Ok, who's gonna get out to hook up the winch... 😆

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u/Necessary-Base3298 12h ago

And that children, is why we have winches.

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u/TheJonesLP1 11h ago

All money went into a completely stupid engine instead of tires with good traction. Hope is engine blew up...

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u/Creepy-Hands 10h ago

and that things still there today

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 9h ago

5 penguins died in the making of this video.

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u/Secret_Ad9059 8h ago

Fred Flintstone mobile!

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u/euphoric-noodle 6h ago

keeping oncology in business one lung at a time

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u/AgeIndividual8290 5h ago

punching a hole in the ozone with a right hook

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u/No-Entertainer-9181 4h ago

That was heartbreaking

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u/Tanker85MC 4h ago

it’s fine. the exhaust is going directly into the tree. /s

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u/No_Departure_1878 3h ago

take that nature

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u/BigSquiby 2h ago

Those Nissan Leafs really are good in the mud.

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u/DiscoKingHarry 1h ago

Someone should shoot that fucker in the head

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u/Xer0cool 1d ago

its only to keep the bugs away.

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u/anonymousPuncake1 1d ago

If Greta Thu**nberg and her ecoterrorists friends from StopOil saw this car they'd be gnashing teeth and crying now...

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u/Wildfathom9 1d ago

Watching chudds still get hung up on Greta in 2025 is fucking wild.

She's like an alt right wing boogeyman at this point.

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u/Mention_Forward 1d ago

Living rent freeeeeee

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u/Confident-Balance-45 1d ago

It's only been 5 years

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u/SavageCucmber 1d ago

Me when someone says drunk cigs don't count and I've had a beer

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u/Fleshburn1 1d ago

Fukin beast of machinery!

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u/tumblerrjin 1d ago

Congrats on the excellent jeeping comrade

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u/Away-Broccoli 1d ago

That final puff was poetic👌🏿

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u/Predominantinquiry 19h ago

Needs ya a lil shovel and a lesson in throttle control. But hey, hell yeah brewther!

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u/Few_Statistician9873 1d ago

He just fed those trees for a year

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u/Zoto94 1d ago

Holy coal rolling!

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u/EastForkWoodArt 1d ago

Mother Nature just pissed her pantsuit!!! HooWAAAHHH!