r/madlads 9d ago

The CEO of LinkedIn

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u/Interesting-Log-9627 9d ago

I'll allow it. Carry on.

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u/Rofltage 9d ago edited 9d ago

Thank you for authorizing this🙏🙏 your indeed says you’re the ceo of Reddit may I have some gold?

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u/Dependent-Poet-9588 9d ago edited 9d ago

I'm CEO of the internet. Request denied. It's time for all of us to tighten our belts so papa can get another yacht.

ETA: this spawned some choice replies. I'd reply individually but there's too many top tier jests. Thanks internet. Made my night.

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u/vampyrewolf 9d ago

Bob Dole?