r/madlads • u/Alone-8328 • 4d ago

McMaddie

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u/fer_sure 4d ago

The cashier said "I don't like counting", but he meant "This order is on a clock, and I'd rather be yelled at later for a short till than right now for fucking up our stats."

Also, "Pay with card next time, Boomer."

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u/cats_are_the_devil 4d ago

Why would I pay with a card. I just got 46 cents off my order!?

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u/Amateurlapse 4d ago

That’s enough for four fries

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u/tealambert 4d ago

In this economy?!

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u/GreenStrong 4d ago

I'm trying to save up for a down payment on an egg, every little bit counts.

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u/ZhangRenWing 4d ago

Long ones or short ones?

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u/pandarista 4d ago

Or ⅛ of an egg!

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u/cats_are_the_devil 4d ago

Where the fuck are you finding these cheap eggs?