r/madlads 4d ago

McMaddie

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u/fer_sure 4d ago

The cashier said "I don't like counting", but he meant "This order is on a clock, and I'd rather be yelled at later for a short till than right now for fucking up our stats."

Also, "Pay with card next time, Boomer."

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u/cats_are_the_devil 4d ago

Why would I pay with a card. I just got 46 cents off my order!?

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u/Amateurlapse 4d ago

That’s enough for four fries

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u/ZhangRenWing 4d ago

Long ones or short ones?