r/madlads 5d ago

McMaddie

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u/fer_sure 5d ago

The cashier said "I don't like counting", but he meant "This order is on a clock, and I'd rather be yelled at later for a short till than right now for fucking up our stats."

Also, "Pay with card next time, Boomer."

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u/BeerMantis 5d ago

But if I keep paying with card, I'm never going to get rid of the change clutting up my cupholders!

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u/TheSilentGeek 5d ago

If I go through a self-checkout, I'll dump my change into it, before using card. Isn't much, but gets rid of it.

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u/Various-Ad-8572 5d ago

the self checkouts I have used never accept cash

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u/dudeman_joe 5d ago

Really, where I am, it's usually card only on the left and cash and cards on the other.

Edit could have gotten my right and lefts mixed up

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u/dudeman_joe 5d ago

Hun that explains the security gard at the kings, but as a recent former drug addict I feel it's a conflict of intrest to assume why other than its a small city.

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u/RuffleFart 4d ago

Some are card only, some are cash and card. Put the cash in first and then once the machine acknowledges the cash you can pay with card

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u/JamesTrickington303 5d ago

Circle K do. I empty my change for soda refills for $0.85.