r/mallninjashit • u/Vonnegut_butt • 4h ago
Red Alert: they’re coming for our mall ninja shit!
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r/mallninjashit • u/Ready_Loan32 • 17h ago
Another local Mall Ninja Sh!t outpost of mine (@ AN ACTUAL MALL!😮)+new acquisitions! (Asian Gifts, Layton Hills Mall, 1201 N Hill Field Rd, Layton, UT 84041)
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r/mallninjashit • u/PoopSmith87 • 2d ago
So you CCW... but do you dual pistol & dual tanto CCW?
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r/mallninjashit • u/civicsfactor • 1d ago
Man arrested after drugs and large sword found concealed in e-bike
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Oh man, that sword.
r/mallninjashit • u/No_Routine_1195 • 3d ago
The OOP called it "The Klaw of the Confederacy" (yes, with a k)
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r/mallninjashit • u/Onlyhereforapost • 4d ago
Goober goes to school dressed as a 'knight'
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r/mallninjashit • u/QL100100 • 7d ago
Seems deadly (and dangerous)
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r/mallninjashit • u/Ready_Loan32 • 7d ago
One of my local Mall Ninja Shit emporiums (Ocean Mart Roy, Utah) + new acquisition
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r/mallninjashit • u/polak187 • 6d ago
We all make fun of mall ninja stuff…
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Until your pack gets robbed at the airport in middle of nowhere Africa at the beginning of 6 months trip and you loose your good knife and multitool. I think I would have paid premium price for that crappy $10 mall ninja knife and multi tools. Lol.
r/mallninjashit • u/anthraxnapkin • 8d ago
What do y'all rate his nunchuck skills?
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r/mallninjashit • u/senor_blake • 14d ago
Bought a subpar pistol, it didn’t even come with a bayonet. I fixed it though lads.
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r/mallninjashit • u/Substantial_Tap8537 • 14d ago
Ultimate death metal mall ninja
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Musician Will Rahmer of the band Mortician had good taste
r/mallninjashit • u/SaintPeter74 • 15d ago
I am become Kyle, Destroyer of Shrubs!
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r/mallninjashit • u/vodkathrash69 • 15d ago
Beware of the lake ninja.
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r/mallninjashit • u/ArishikageKT78 • 16d ago
Like new vintage 80's- chromed... still bagged 👊
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r/mallninjashit • u/TheSaltanofSalt • 18d ago
He has spent his life mastering the blade… in the driving school car park
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r/mallninjashit • u/6millionwaystolive • 18d ago
Does anyone remember a catalog in the late 90s/2000s that had a ton of mall ninja and self defense items? Not BUDK
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I think the name of the catalog had "Diamond" in it, as well as the logo. It was chock full of over the top tazers, self defense sprays, mall ninja knives, etc. Pretty much just like BUDK, but a little less emphasis on the medieval knives and swords. I'm not having any luck with Google.