r/mildlypenis • u/Anxious_Childhood_32 • 11d ago

Food came in my dino nuggets

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ignore my dirty airfryer

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u/TaintedTruffle 11d ago

You did what in your dino nuggets 😱😱

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u/psychodire 11d ago

I thought he actually...oh, nm.

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u/Unusual-Bill1373 10d ago

Same thought😂

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u/Flickstro 11d ago

Phrasing!

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u/RepulsiveCamel7225 11d ago

are we still doing Pharsing?

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u/Johnny_Strawhat 9d ago

... said Ripley to the android Bishop.

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u/TheLonelyN00dle 11d ago

please, don't come in your dino nuggies...

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u/Unknow_User_Ger 11d ago

You can't stop me... 😈

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u/Mysterious_Willow889 11d ago

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u/daftcracker81 10d ago

I read that in his voice all of a sudden

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u/TheLonelyN00dle 11d ago

😂😂😂 your food, your rules, buddy 😂 I suppose it is double protein if you do

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u/snowdn 11d ago

I had to doublecheck the sub I was on.

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u/Pretend_Fox_5127 10d ago

...what sub did you think you were on 🤨

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u/Unique_Principle_136 11d ago

🤣😭🤣 do not come in the Dino nuggets 😭🤣💀

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u/FictionFoe 10d ago

Do not the dino nuggets.

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u/Ok-Cardiologist3042 11d ago

That was my thought! 🤣

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u/AssistantManagerMan 11d ago

Oh my god, I thought I'd stumbled into some cursed fetish sub. Just really poor wording, apparently.

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u/Mastermind3roc 11d ago

I ran to the comments for this.

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u/Wookard 11d ago

I came to the comments for this.

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u/Mastermind3roc 11d ago

You came in the comments? For this?

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 11d ago

They though a meteor was bad...

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u/QuantumPrecision 11d ago

Same thing I was gonna say. “YOU DID WHAT IN YOUR WHAT-“

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u/No_Reporter_4563 11d ago

I zoomed in ngl

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u/Flanastan 10d ago

The special sauce recipe for those nuggets is now revealed!

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u/IEatBaconWithU 11d ago

I’d do it again too.

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u/amuse_bouche_1 10d ago

Jurassic junk

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u/HolyButtNuggets 11d ago

Definitely not me looking for the suspicious "ranch" before I pulled up the comments...

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u/Bepis_drinker_cum 11d ago

I was gonna comment this exact phrase, first one I seen goddamn it

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u/Pepito_Pepito 11d ago

What? You've never heard of seasoning?

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u/sartres_lazy_eye 11d ago

Forbidden mayo

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u/natiusj 11d ago

That’s not dipping sauce…

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u/brackishangelic 11d ago

Quick on the draw.🤣

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u/Jammin4B 11d ago

Right?? The ambiguous way this post is worded made me think of the book ‘Eats, Shoots & Leaves!’

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u/tmmsjm 11d ago

Came here to say this!

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u/duh_nom_yar 10d ago

Well, when a hungry carnivore and a dino nugget love each other very much....

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u/Chaotic424242 10d ago

The item that came in his dino nuggets came in his dino nuggets.

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u/Prior-Ad-7329 9d ago

Gosh darn it. Every time I have a good response and I open up the comments and there it is, word for word…. The very top comment lol.

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u/TaintedTruffle 9d ago

Shoulda...came quicker

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u/Prior-Ad-7329 9d ago

That’s the thing, I usually come too fast!

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u/PVetli 11d ago

Certainly one of the post titles of all time

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u/TheOakblueAbstract 11d ago

Penisaurus

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u/schwad69 11d ago

Phallusoraptor

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u/PunkyB88 11d ago

Thank god that frilled dinosaur in Jurassic park that spits in your eye was made up, because I hate to see what would happen if your dinosaur did that. Dennis Nedry getting a full facial.

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u/Revolutionary-Play79 11d ago

Dickpladicus

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u/schwad69 11d ago

Triceracock

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u/Revolutionary-Play79 11d ago

Pterodicktyl

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u/Tenshiijin 11d ago

D-Rex

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u/Revolutionary-Play79 11d ago

More like Tyrannosaurus Dix

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u/captcraigaroo 11d ago

The second favorite dinosaur of people, right behind the clitoris

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u/TheOakblueAbstract 11d ago

That one is located at the top of the Park, right?

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u/queen11tb 11d ago

If said people could find it!

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u/apocalyptimaniac 11d ago

The ptussydactyl would snatch that little guy up and suck it down in one gulp.

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u/PlanktonMoist6048 11d ago

Floppysaurus rex

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u/Awkward-Resist-6570 11d ago

So that’s what the white stuff on top is.

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u/Wildlife_Jack 11d ago

No. He came IN it.

/s

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u/TheSilentGuy888 11d ago

he made them with love

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u/drewman301 11d ago

It's ranch I swear

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u/tastymctastyy 11d ago

Excuse me?

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/tastymctastyy 11d ago

At least he's keeping up with his protein intake

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u/good_and_gather 11d ago

Best way to recycle macros. Waste not, want not.

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u/lalith_4321 11d ago

You don't cum on your nuggets?

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u/tastymctastyy 11d ago

No only on my fries

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u/modin06 10d ago

I have read „No, only my friends“…

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u/WolvesandTigers45 11d ago

No pun intended, right? Right?

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u/Oleander_Milk 10d ago

Hopes n prayers 😭😭

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u/Fine_Inevitable_5108 11d ago

Cum in your Dino Nuggets?? OH… MY!!!

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u/Rainbowzebra864 11d ago

Thought I was logged into my other account for a sec after reading the title...

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u/Fuzzy_Technology_861 11d ago

LMAOOOOO not even god himself could’ve pulled that outta me 😭🙏🏽

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u/Zestyclose_Car_4971 11d ago

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u/_Gameboy_123 11d ago

I actually have this candle

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u/Zestyclose_Car_4971 11d ago

Does it… does it smell like came?

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u/_Gameboy_123 10d ago

It smells like LeBron

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u/KrispyPup 11d ago

you deserve this 💕

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u/erevefuckstolive 11d ago

DICKEN NUGGET

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u/No-Perception5135 11d ago

Don’t come in your nuggets moving forward. Is that cool? And thanks.

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u/saintsuzy70 11d ago

So glad I am not the only one who thought they gave their Dino nuggets special sauce.

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u/Sardanox 11d ago

That's the suckacockasoreass.

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u/TrainingParty3785 11d ago

Penisaurus Erectus

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u/Mindshard 11d ago

What kind of dinosaur is that? I sent it to the museum, and they said it looks like a cockinalottapuss. Never heard of it, but they're the experts after all.

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u/PlanesTrainsAutos49 11d ago

PenisaurusRex

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u/SEXTINGBOT 11d ago

Thats the 2 asteroids that hit earth !

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u/tykebe 11d ago

Got the D in Dino nuggets

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u/ThePhantomEnforcer 11d ago

That’s just a phaliosaurus, nothing to worry about

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u/Ok_Magazine_3117 11d ago

s-s-so that wasn't cheese i found in the nuggets..?

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u/MakeMeSingLikeUrLark 10d ago

I still liked em though, gave em good flavor. Salty.

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u/livviearts 11d ago

Dickosaurus💜

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u/Alcoholic_Molerat 11d ago

Dino nuggies is a terrible place to cum.

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u/Sea_Wallaby_ 11d ago

“How big is your penis?”

“As big as a dinosaur.”

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u/bitrmn 11d ago

We do not judge you!

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u/Lonely-Butthole-88 11d ago

You got a golden dicket. Run to the factory and they'll show you around

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u/ShakyLens 11d ago

Not my proudest moment, but I also finished.

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u/IndieGamerFan42 11d ago

I guess the title explains the bit of white on the outside…

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u/FlinHorse 11d ago

Phrasing!

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u/Estebanjuegaxd 11d ago

Excuse me, you what?

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u/TheDevstroyer2008 11d ago

you WHAT?!?!?!

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u/meanicosm 11d ago

Same energy from my chicken fingers.

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u/MendigoBob 11d ago

Oh, i'd rathher dip it in bbq sauce. But you do you, I guess!

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u/justonemore1965 10d ago

You should not cum in your Dino nuggets

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u/samvazhue 10d ago

PLEASE NEVER REPEAT THIS SENTENCE AGAIN

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u/Toasters1313 10d ago

Interesting choice of words there 😂😂😂

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u/Responsible_Fan_129 11d ago

Ha! You ate it didn't you?...

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u/Feetdownunder 11d ago

Part of a dinosaur 🤨

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u/Duomaxwellboss429 11d ago

Ahhh the dino dong

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u/joseph_palmer 11d ago

Ohh, like cumm. I get it.

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u/Ralewing 11d ago

Me too.

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u/Gas_Station_Man 11d ago

The post title had me checking the sub name frfr.

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u/Oldy_VonMoldy 11d ago

Phrasing!

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u/GlobalClothes7263 11d ago

Poor buddy, he got attacked 🫢

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u/redisneat 11d ago

What up? We're three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual.

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u/BedGroundbreaking874 11d ago

Looks like an invitation to a party mansion

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u/DefiantAsparagus420 11d ago

Glad I’m not the only one that read this a million times with all the questions flying through my head.

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u/MrZao386 11d ago

I beg your pardon?

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u/Tiny-Cherry-9523 10d ago

i got a tendy shaped one

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u/fizbin99 10d ago

A pen-o-saurus. Shout out to Flesh Gordon, exploitation movie extraordinaire.

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u/jdmlifex2 10d ago

Cockasaurus Rex

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u/Dtino11 10d ago

Why would you do that to your Dino nuggets? 😳

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u/VanillaChurr-oh 10d ago

I don't even know what you're trying to say besides you busted on em. OP is there another meaning? Please tell me you misspoke

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u/FraggleTheGreat 10d ago

I would like to take a moment to Thank You for not calling them nuggies ………………Thank you!…………… you may now resume your redditing.

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u/Open_Regret_8388 11d ago

I can see it's broken piece. Anybody have ideas about whole piece?

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u/UmmHelloIGuess 11d ago

Not me fully thinking the ice build up was the cum...

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u/zebramatt 11d ago

I don't know what happened with my dyslexia when reading this, but I suspect something about the letters of mildly being in the proximity of the word Dino, plus the fact that it's phrased like a double entendre on a sub about phalluses...

But anyway, I read it as "Came in my dildo nuggets"

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u/EatingAcidIsFun 11d ago

That’ll give you a megasaurass

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u/mk2drew 11d ago

I came in my wife and we got a penis too.

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u/gubanana 11d ago

That's a phallosaurus

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u/LionKovu 11d ago

Millennials are killing the condiment industry with this one weird trick, and Hidden Valley hates it

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u/Riverelie 11d ago

Jesus I read that very incorrectly 😂

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u/Gr8danedog 11d ago

You came in your dino nuggets? That explains the sauce

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u/inagrocerystore 11d ago

Ah yes, the phallicasauras

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u/Sakumitzu 11d ago

You… you what?

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u/QuantumPrecision 11d ago

Please do not the Dino nuggets.

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u/Glittering_Raise_710 11d ago

Dino dick nugget

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u/Math-menace 11d ago

you what

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u/Icy_Tiger_14 11d ago

Dick nuggets

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u/squirtloaf 11d ago

Cockasaurus erectus.

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u/CountGerhart 11d ago

You mean dildo nuggets?

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u/Shin_Godzilla6673 11d ago

There is penisaurs rex

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u/One_Highlight_7051 11d ago

Is that how you bless your food?

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u/I_Like_Toasterz 11d ago

You WHAT???

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u/jvmmidi 11d ago

you what?

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u/TheCrip666 11d ago

Who did…..??!!

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u/Revenge447 11d ago

congratulations you’re a father

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u/Mycofunkadelic2 11d ago

The Cockosaurus Wrecks

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u/julianBlyat 11d ago

Ah nice, lake garda nuggies

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u/EE-MON-EE 11d ago

It did say Dino nuggets

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u/gemdog70 11d ago

Dino dick nugs

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u/dac3062 11d ago

The special batter

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u/owzleee 11d ago

Ewwww

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u/2M3GM4 11d ago

Mother fucker that title gave me flashbacks!

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u/tmmsjm 11d ago

Guess he ran out of ranch.

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u/Mastermind3roc 11d ago

We will ignore your dirty air fryer if you ignore our dirty minds.

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u/ImShitPostingRelax 11d ago

Oh and that one nugget looks like a penis hope they weren’t hot

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u/StarGoober 11d ago

I bet that one tasted the best

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u/ShittinAndVapin 11d ago

That's my favorite dinosaur.

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u/AmongUs-Pornhub 11d ago

You what😭😭

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u/North_South_Side 11d ago

NO KINK-SHAMING

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u/Suckamanhwewhuuut 11d ago

That’s a dickosarus

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u/Dio_naea 11d ago

What kind of dino is this

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u/pincherudy 11d ago

PHRASING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/BrookeTegan 11d ago

Congratulations! You found the dino penis of luck 👁👄👁

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u/Markster94 11d ago

Sure did.

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u/Zestyclose-Tie219 11d ago

Does this mean penises are dinosaurs

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u/CyborKat 11d ago

I swear I was as confused as everyone else when I read the title!

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u/Swarley_Marley 11d ago

It's just a dino dong. Totally safe to eat.

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u/Diduredityet 11d ago

Somebody got that Dino dick 😂

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u/Best_Shelter_2867 11d ago

I didn't want to swipe to the next Pic.

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u/Captain_Waffle 11d ago

Don’t do that

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u/Tenshiijin 11d ago

Oop. He got a D-Rex in his dino nuggets.

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u/VexxWrath 11d ago

Who do that in your dino nuggies?!! And why?!!

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u/Complete_Half_5287 11d ago

Any shape can be dick shaped with ferocious nibbling.

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u/SadLilBun 11d ago

You did what in your Dino nuggies?

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u/The_604T 11d ago

Dihcken nuggets

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

That’s a Pantydraco

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u/Fallre8n 11d ago

Do not come

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u/Meaticus420 11d ago

Did you at least drink pieapple juice first?

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u/Fishylips 10d ago

You put dino nuggets in an air fryer?