r/mildlypenis • u/Anxious_Childhood_32 • 13d ago

Food came in my dino nuggets

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ignore my dirty airfryer

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u/TaintedTruffle 12d ago

You did what in your dino nuggets 😱😱

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u/psychodire 12d ago

I thought he actually...oh, nm.

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u/Unusual-Bill1373 12d ago

Same thought😂

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u/Flickstro 12d ago

Phrasing!

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u/RepulsiveCamel7225 12d ago

are we still doing Pharsing?

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u/Johnny_Strawhat 11d ago

... said Ripley to the android Bishop.

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u/TheLonelyN00dle 12d ago

please, don't come in your dino nuggies...

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u/Unknow_User_Ger 12d ago

You can't stop me... 😈

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u/Mysterious_Willow889 12d ago

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u/daftcracker81 12d ago

I read that in his voice all of a sudden

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u/TheLonelyN00dle 12d ago

😂😂😂 your food, your rules, buddy 😂 I suppose it is double protein if you do

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u/snowdn 12d ago

I had to doublecheck the sub I was on.

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u/Pretend_Fox_5127 12d ago

...what sub did you think you were on 🤨

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u/snowdn 11d ago

More referring to the first word in the title… LOL.

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 10d ago

The noodles will be less lonely too

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u/Unique_Principle_136 12d ago

🤣😭🤣 do not come in the Dino nuggets 😭🤣💀

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u/FictionFoe 12d ago

Do not the dino nuggets.

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u/ES_Legman 12d ago

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u/Vadszilva09 12d ago

All i hear is overlapping echoes of "hmm"

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u/Ok-Cardiologist3042 12d ago

That was my thought! 🤣

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u/AssistantManagerMan 12d ago

Oh my god, I thought I'd stumbled into some cursed fetish sub. Just really poor wording, apparently.

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u/Mastermind3roc 12d ago

I ran to the comments for this.

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u/Wookard 12d ago

I came to the comments for this.

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u/Mastermind3roc 12d ago

You came in the comments? For this?

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 12d ago

They though a meteor was bad...

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u/QuantumPrecision 12d ago

Same thing I was gonna say. “YOU DID WHAT IN YOUR WHAT-“

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u/No_Reporter_4563 12d ago

I zoomed in ngl

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u/Flanastan 12d ago

The special sauce recipe for those nuggets is now revealed!

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u/IEatBaconWithU 12d ago

I’d do it again too.

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u/amuse_bouche_1 12d ago

Jurassic junk

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u/HolyButtNuggets 12d ago

Definitely not me looking for the suspicious "ranch" before I pulled up the comments...

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u/Bepis_drinker_cum 12d ago

I was gonna comment this exact phrase, first one I seen goddamn it

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u/Pepito_Pepito 12d ago

What? You've never heard of seasoning?

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u/sartres_lazy_eye 12d ago

Forbidden mayo

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u/natiusj 12d ago

That’s not dipping sauce…

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u/brackishangelic 12d ago

Quick on the draw.🤣

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u/Jammin4B 12d ago

Right?? The ambiguous way this post is worded made me think of the book ‘Eats, Shoots & Leaves!’

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u/tmmsjm 12d ago

Came here to say this!

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u/duh_nom_yar 12d ago

Well, when a hungry carnivore and a dino nugget love each other very much....

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u/Chaotic424242 11d ago

The item that came in his dino nuggets came in his dino nuggets.

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u/Prior-Ad-7329 11d ago

Gosh darn it. Every time I have a good response and I open up the comments and there it is, word for word…. The very top comment lol.

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u/TaintedTruffle 11d ago

Shoulda...came quicker

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u/Prior-Ad-7329 11d ago

That’s the thing, I usually come too fast!

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u/ElephantCritical3152 12d ago

Lol oh man, phrasing

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u/FictionFoe 12d ago

Extra protein.

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u/BraveLittleTowster 12d ago

There's plenty of salt in frozen food already

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u/PlatinumPillar 11d ago

🤣🤣

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u/freshcheesebags 11d ago

The 2nd image shows it.