r/monkeyspaw 2d ago

Fun I wish all advertisements became unskippable

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u/user29092021 2d ago

Granted. Thanks to your sacrifice, no one has to watch an ad ever again. But you, you get sent to a cube room with 6 full surface indestructible screens, all playing advertisements. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. The only way to stop an advert is to buy every single thing the company has to offer. You have to do that for every separate advert from every separate company. You get basic food, basic amenities, and basic clothes. Even in your sleep, you will receive subliminal messages so even your dreams have ads

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u/AspieAsshole 2d ago

This is the one. This wins.

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u/user29092021 2d ago

The monkey paw beckons you...