r/monkeyspaw • u/savvybagel0991 • 1h ago
Fun I wish that I had a phone that never ran out of battery
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Entrance-4158 • 13h ago
Wisdom I wish every person on earth had 250 IQ
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r/monkeyspaw • u/RenaissanceProphet • 1h ago
Power I wish to have the ability to make a person see and speak to a dead relative just for that relative to disappear 35 seconds later.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/irp3ex • 1h ago
Kindness I wish mucus was always conveniently shaped to inhale it without it getting stuck
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 • 3h ago
Kindness I wish men (or women for that matter) would never pursue relationships in creepy ways from now on
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Throwaway89278 • 3h ago
Power I wish to be able to telepathically talk to spiders and that nothing bad happens to me.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 • 1h ago
Fun I wish I could make a pure sine wave with my voice, but only if I wanted to. Otherwise, I could use my normal voice.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Zombieboss9568 • 8h ago
Fun I wish my bluetooth headphones didn't fall off so easy 😭😭
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 • 10h ago
Kindness I wish that my cat didn't poop on my floor this morning and pooped in the litterbox instead
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 • 9h ago
Health I wish human behavior was entirely influenced by nurture and not at all by genetics
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Crushermakesmemes • 2h ago
Wisdom I wish Cantonese became the international language instead of English
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r/monkeyspaw • u/BenTenInches • 12h ago
Power I wish everytime I wanna stop conversing with someone, they will suddenly get a call about something urgent (but not life-threatening) so that they have to imediately leave.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Fluffy-Weakness-2186 • 3h ago
Riches I wish for a 50% discount on everything i buy with no impact on my income
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Character-Nebula647 • 1d ago
Fun I wish for six sandwiches, no more no less.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/biggestdiccus • 18h ago
Fun I wish everyone could bend one element from the periodic table like Avatar the last Airbender.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/gawsemand • 8h ago
Kindness I wish my dog would cuddle with me whenever i want him to
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r/monkeyspaw • u/WerdNerd88 • 5h ago
Fun I wish the Bat Boy from Weekly World News was real and on the loose
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r/monkeyspaw • u/auntieknickknack • 9h ago
Fun I wish for everyone to wake up this morning to discover they are completely debt free
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 • 19h ago
Fun I wish I could make a copy of this world similar to copying a minecraft world, and have god like powers in that world, but there are no people or animals in that copy, so no one would be harmed
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