r/monkeyspaw • u/Endermaster56 • 15h ago
Fun I wish for the average gravitational pull of earth to increase from 9.8 meters per second, to a nice, even 10 meters per second.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Entrance-4158 • 4h ago
Fun i wish the metric and imperial system got replaced with bananas
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok_Guest_5710 • 2h ago
Fun I wish for the US to switch to the Metric system, away from the Imperial system
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Original-Plate-4373 • 6h ago
Kindness I wish that the '4kids entertainment' corporation had translated anime in a way that was authentic to the substance of the original works.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/CantFindAName000 • 6h ago
Power I wish everyone had the power to bring their imagination to life, without any limitations save for what their minds can think of.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Fragrant_Command_342 • 21m ago
Wisdom I wish the DMV wasn't so annoying to deal with
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r/monkeyspaw • u/KittenTehSmol • 9h ago
Fun I wish that, whenever someone inputs a password into anything, their input is incorrect unless they do the thing where they put it in really slowly to be sure it's correct, and only then will the password work (but only if it was the correct password to begin with).
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r/monkeyspaw • u/savvybagel0991 • 20h ago
Fun I wish that I had a phone that never ran out of battery
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r/monkeyspaw • u/TheTriadofRedditors • 15h ago
Fun I wish that all climbers on Mount Everest could teleport to the summit and back down again.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/10k12_ • 12h ago
Health I wish for dopamine receptors to never decrease in number
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r/monkeyspaw • u/ArkBoss7353 • 12h ago
Health I wish for me and the rest of my bloodline to develop Muscle Hypertrophy.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/wildcharmander1992 • 7h ago
Fun I wish when news sites state "this former Star looks unrecognisable nowadays" they have to actually be unrecognisable
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r/monkeyspaw • u/TheTriadofRedditors • 7h ago
Riches I wish for a golden Mercedes-Aston-Royce with hubcaps that spin the wrong way
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r/monkeyspaw • u/RenaissanceProphet • 20h ago
Power I wish to have the ability to make a person see and speak to a dead relative just for that relative to disappear 35 seconds later.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Entrance-4158 • 1d ago
Wisdom I wish every person on earth had 250 IQ
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r/monkeyspaw • u/JPV_09 • 16h ago
Power I wish for the ability to win any and all arguments i may ever have.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Throwaway89278 • 22h ago
Power I wish to be able to telepathically talk to spiders and that nothing bad happens to me.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/therealsphericalcow • 16h ago
Fun I wish that evbo wrote the minecraft movie
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